BHB/Bomby’s Halloween Bash (Alt Version)

 It's Halloween in Goiky and Queen Autumn Spice is welcoming several guests to the Goiky Halloween Festival.  

Queen Autumn Spice: "Welcome to the Goiky Halloween Festival! And Happy Halloween!" 

At the festival, Bomby, dressed as Kagamine Len from Vocaloid, Naily, dressed as a bee, Saw, dressed as a Kiki from Kiki's Delivery Service and Tree, dressed as an apple tree are walking. 

Naily: "Boohoo!  These Halloween costumes are so fun!"  

Booby: "These Halloween costumes are so fun!"  

Kiki: "h Halloween costumes are so fun!"  

Apple tree: "Halloween costumes are so fun!"  

But on stage, this gorgeous Haruki Murakami and Saki Onjata are dressed as Santa and their costumes are so fun.  

Haruki Murakami: "You are so cute!! So sweet and adorable!"  

Saki Onjata: "What are those costumes? Gotta be a joke."  

But then they look and see a creepy yet sexy fan of Saki and Haruki dressed as Two Evil Angels and Two Lost Souls.  

Two Evil Angels: "You are such a cute couple.  So wholesome and happy!  But what are those creepy costumes?"  

Two Lost Souls: "These costumes must belong to some freaks.  

Two Evil Angels laugh.  But before they can laugh, a Security Guard has just caught them in the act of dressing up as Evil Angels.  

The Security Guard: "Fuck! You two are so embarassed you forgot to pay, it's 12,000 yens!!  You're both so pathetic.  i hope you both go to jail.  And your creepy costumes will go to someone who'll really enjoy them."  

Saki Onjata: "He's right, we're embarassing. Too embarassing.  He's right.  We've gone too far."

Bomby: "i know, right? This is going to be the best Halloween ever." 

Tree: "i wonder if they have any brains i can eat." 

Saw: "Tree, there are twenty thousand people in town, if i let those demons win this one it's gonna be a long night."  

Grunt: "i'm gonna pull a winning play on that one. This Halloween has been the easiest one yet."  

Slinky: "Nope, nothing for me to do.  i'm just going with the flow, you know?  i'm not sticking my neck out here."  

He slides the ticket in the little slot.  The guards grab his card.  As he moves forward: 

Chorus: "And that's why they call it theville, a town for the suckers!"  

Slinky stops.  He is obviously a little embarrassed.  His card is already being snapped up by another guard.  Twisted continues: 

Tree: "Why does everyone always have to curse during his victories?"  

Scout: "i'll tell you what. i'll piss them off.  i'll be sure to make sure that Witch doesn't get in the way."  

He pulls the tickets out.  

Chorus: "And here's where the fun begins!"  

Tree: "Your turn."

Bomby: "i wonder if we meet some familiar faces." 

They walk passed Omega Mermaid, who is dressed as Haruhi Suzumiya. 

Omega Mermaid: "Hey, Bomby!  Another o.k. for you".  

They approach the andounga box in the middle of the warehouse. They walk passed Omega Sharkmaid, dressed as Attina from The Little Mermaid. 

Omega Sharkmaid: "Hi, Bomby".  

They walked past more andoungas.  

Andounga: "Hi, Bomby".  

Bomby: "Hi, Attina".  

Bomby: "Hi, Haruhi Suzumiya". 

They pass more andoungas.  

Andounga: "Hi, Haruhi Suzumiya".  

Bomby: "Hi, Omega Mermaid".  

Bomby: "Hi, Haruhi Suzumiya".  

More and more andoungas approach.  It gets creepy as they are approaching the end of the warehouse.  They turn the corner, and we can barely make out a silhouetted figure standing in the corner.  It turns and looks into the building.  As the figure passes, we can make out the same silhouette with a barrel hat with an eye patch and barrel looking sunglasses.  The silhouette looks at Bomby. They walk passed Omega Genie, who is dressed as Queen Elsa from Frozen and the Mystic Quartet, Ella, Pixia, Penny and Enchanta, dressed as Princess Anna from Frozen, Aurora from Sleeping Beauty, Princess Ariel from The Little Mermaid and Tiana from The Princess and the Frog. 

Omega Genie: "Hi, Bombyyyyyy!" 

Suddenly he stumbles, falls and starts moaning, his gums are bleeding, giving off steam. Genie They walk passed Omega Nature Genie, who is dressed as Moana. 

Omega Nature Genie: "Hello, Bomby!"  

He steps out of the way too quickly and trips.  The dancers land on him and the lights come on.  He is startled.  

Nature Genie: "What is going on?  My gum!  How embarrassing.  Embarrassed!  i feel your heat.  Not looking.")  

He stumbles out of the way.  

Nature Genie: "Ooooh! Bad move!"  

He lies on his back and looks up at the dancers; his gum is bleeding all over his face.  The girls grab onto him.  The dancers all step back and take care of Nature Genie.  Smiley Laughs. They walk passed Omega Bat, dressed as Marceline from Adventure Time, Omega Siren, dressed as Adella from The Little Mermaid, Omega Scorpion, dressed as Lucy Heartfilia from Fairy Tale and Omega Ogress, dressed as Tio from Monster Musume. Then, they walk passed Omega Zombie, who is dressed as Tree. 

Tree: "Hey, Omega Zombie! Nice costume!" 

Omega Zombie: "Thanks, Tree, and a kiss to you."

They walk passed Omega Dryad, dressed as Flora from Winx Club, Omega Sand Scorpion, dressed as Yoko Littner from Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, Omega Ghoul, dressed as a nurse, Omega Wight, dressed as a fairy, Omega Wolf, dressed as a princess, Omega Whalemaid, dressed as a chef, Omega Centaur, dressed as a knight, Omega Amazon, dressed as Xena the Warrior Princess, Omega Dridder, dressed as Contessa, Omega Minotaur, dressed as a maid, Omega Whale Sharkmaid, dressed as a policewoman, Omega Elf, dressed as a mystical elf, Omega Blood Elf, dressed as a ancient elf, Omega Lamprey Mermaid, dressed as Madonna, Omega Dark Elf, dressed as a warrior, Omega Kijin, dressed as Shion from That Time i got Reincarnated as a Slime, Omega Angel, dressed as a wingweaver, Omega Succubus, dressed as Morrigan, Omega Phantom, dressed as a samurai, Omega Vampire, dressed as a vampire lady, Omega Lilith, dressed as Albedo from Overlord, Omega Sperm Whalemaid, dressed as a hula dancer, Omega Slime, dressed as a rabbit girl, Omega Mummy, dressed as Cleopatra, Omega Fairy, dressed as a harem dancer, Omega Technogal, dressed as Omega Mermaid, Omega Djinn, dressed as Aladdin's Genie, Omega Troll, dressed as a viking, Omega Goblin, dressed as a barbarian, Omega Tinkerbat, dressed as Bomby, Omega Gargoyle, dressed as a musketeer, Omega Scarecrow, dressed as a cowgirl, and Omega Gigantes, dressed as Giganta from Justice League Unlimited. 

Saw: "Wow, those are a lot of Omega Queens." 

Tree: "Yeah." 

Pie, dressed as Master Shifu from Kung Fu Panda, walks passed the group. 

Naily: "Woah, that is a strange costume. Let's just keep going, people."  

Naily, dressed as Rapunzel, walks passed the group.  

Then Ravel: "Ayyyyy, that's a lot of costumes to fit into one Schwarzburg Hotel room."  

Raveena, dressed as Sleeping Beauty, walks passed the group.  

Yakuza: "Wait a second, i thought that was the Jousting Contest to! Damn it, my day just sucks."  

Yakuza, dressed as Henry from The Little Mermaid, walks passed the group.  

Yakuza: "Well i was valiantly trying to win the love of an angel."  

Ragnarok, dressed as Tyrael from Final Fantasy, walks passed the group.  

Ka, dressed as Job from Chrono Trigger, walks passed the group.  

Ka: "You're kinda cute with your Koala as your only home.  You know, hare-like animals."  

Ka, dressed as Nightmare from Final Fantasy, walks passed the group.  

Ka: "Hey, stop trying to fill everything for me!  Some of us are starving just like the rest of you!"

They see Firey dressed as Hero Boy's mouse form from The Witches walking. Bomby throws a pie at Roboty with a fake axe on his back. 

Roboty: "Hey! no!" . 

They point at Firey. 

Firey: "Hmph, what are you looking at?" 

Roboty: "i'll skin you alive".  

Bomby: "Leave'im alone".  

Firey: "Tell them i said so".  

Melvin and Bobby: "Go on, beat it".  

Firey and Roboty walks past Bobby & Mel. He chases Firey in a Benny Hill way. Bomby, Naily, Saw and Tree laugh at this. 

Naily: (laughs) "Nice prank, Bomby!" 

Saw: (laughs) "Yeah, you sent Roboty after the trolly."  

Melvin: "Why so funny?"  

See in a deluge, while suddenly, Shep and the others burst out laughing.  

bobinson: "(Screams) Yow-hoo!"  

They start walking away through the rain.

Bubble, who is dressed as Ponyo, walks passed the four. 

Bubble: "Move it! Ponyo comin' through!" 

Tree: "Yikes! That was bad, Bubbly!  i'm a little concerned."  

It stops raining.  They laugh.  Lights down.  Melvin, looking ill, rants.

Bomby: "Me too, but i'm surprised that there are barons here too. Look!" 

They see Plague Guy, dressed as scp-049 from scp Containment Unit, Jester Guy, dressed as the Joker from Batman, Ghoul Guy, dressed as a striped werehyena, Zombie Guy, dressed as a Zombie from Plants vs Zombies, Merman Guy, dressed as a pirate, and Genie Guy, dressed as Will from Fresh Prince of Bel Air, walking. 

Naily: "Whoa, you're right." 

Gaty, who is dressed as Belle from Beauty and the Beast, walks by. 

Gaty: "Hey, Bomby, remember the Forrest Gump in Titanic who said 'Move, or it's the kiss of death'?"  

Saw, who is dressed as Boo inaddin from Beauty and the Beast, Lion man from The Little Mermaid, and Mirror Man from Dark Angel pass by.  

Saw: "That makes this little ass-hole."  

Bomby and the gang laugh.  

Tree: "Wow, that was bad,  We have to get our shit together or we'll all get spanked."  

Lion man: "You won't get spanked, man. That's from Duck Tales".  

Bomby: "Yeah i think you will".  

No one laughs.  

Naily: "Aw man, that was bad".  

Bomby, who is dressed as Candy's wedding dress from video game fairy tales, wearing a surly air about him, naysayers charge into the room like Lenny Moore.  He can’t even get up from the ground. Candy cowers under a blanket, weeping.  Lenny trips and falls.  Lenny bleeds.  

Tree: "He can’t get up now, Bomby, look what you did".  

Lenny looks. 

Golf Ball, who is dressed as Teeny Tiny Tony from Arlo the Alligator Boy, walks by and so does Bottle, who is dressed as Princess Daisy from Super Mario Bros. 

Saw: "Wow, even your friends, Golf Ball and Bottle are amazing.  a video game ever designed by man gets here and reads "sorry."

Fan, dressed as Meiko from Vocaloid, Yin Yang, dressed as Po from Kung Fu Panda and Cake, dressed as Finis from Lost Song, walk by. 

Tree: "Whoa, Fan, Yin Yang and Cake are here. They don't look great."  

Viz: "Is that another team of flat-faced baboons from Punch Me Shoulder?  One minute you're Up and the next you're back down.  Concurs."  

Saw: "That's pretty funny guys, but not so close to real jokes, alright?"  

Sleeping Beauty walks by and so does Fu, who is dressed as Go Go from Little Mermaid.  

Man: "Sleeping Beauty, you're telling me that you're a Magician?  Wow, you're amazing. How did you do that?"  

Sleeping Beauty: "Ahh, the question is not how i did it but why i do it.  i am a farce artist and find the art of farce an amusing diversion." 

Price Tag, dressed as Nutty Squirrel from Dog Gone Trouble, walks by. 

Bomby: "Even Price Tag is a Mystery!  He Needs to be Cleansed."  

Scary: "Nobody wants to Be a Prick in the Grass, Buddy!"  

Spooky: "The Devil’s Got His Hands (On Me!"  

Witches, fanboys, punks!  John Albritton, Underdog Of the Year.  John Albritton sits on a stool at his desk, compulsively scrolling through his favorite YouTube channels, bandcamp, iTunes.  (This year, he’s signing off from the "Willie Nelson is Dead" album thanks to the overwhelming fan response, one of which we see: Carried away by the scent of their own genius, massive musical and literary star.)  One e-mail in particular, however, grabs Albritton’s Attention.  “"Baby you’re just too good!"  Albrightston.  He opens the attachment, and his face drops like the Devil just said "Too bad."  The moment is broken by an off-screen noise - the sound of a woman asking a question!  Albritton reaches over and sighs, then gets up and starts dancing away from the computer.  The power goes out.  But that’s a good thing, because our internet service just went on the fritz.  The whole room is completely in the dark.  The whole room is just staring at John Albrightston.  Albrightston carries himself with a confidence.  Incongruous and inexplicable.  Albrightston dances with a swiftness and agility that gives no hint of his total seriousness.  He can’t feel his teeth, his heart beat, anything. 

Naily: "And so is the cube himself." 

Ice Cube, dressed as Vivo, appears. 

Ice Cube: "Hmph, what do you want?" 

Naily: "That costume is cold."

Ice Cube: "Now, where would you put a star next to his name?"  (Naily says: "Humph."  The Cube keeps on smiling.  - The camera pulls away.)  - 

Ice Cube: "Oooh, quite something there, folks."

Ice Cube stares at Naily and does an "i've got my eye on you" gesture at him before walking off. Naily sighs. 

Naily: "That was a close one." 

Tea Kettle, dressed as Mrs. Potts from Beauty and the Beast, appears. 

Tea Kettle: "Hey, Bomby, Naily, Saw and Tree. ."  

Naily reacts to her costume while she's speaking.  Mrs. Potts stops her.  

Mrs. Potts: "Uh, what's up with your outfits?  "You always wear them in the same order, right?  "Oh, no. It changes.  It changes, every day.  The cube.  

He walks through the crowd of shoppers.  He passes the Christmas tree stand.  angle-of santa, letting it rip at the corner of an apartment. angle-of ice cube, too, strutting through the crowd of shoppers, very annoyed.  Elsa, getting her mail, lets out a bark like some animal being hunted.  angle-of Mrs. Potts and snow White, coming up on the opposite end of the street and meeting.  Mrs. Potts rubs her hands.  

Mrs. Potts: "Bomby, you see, it's about time i started getting working!  - 

They all stare.

Box, dressed as Kirby, Bomb, dressed as Bomby and Chainsaw, dressed as Saw walk passed them. 

Tree: "Whoa, even Bomb and Chainsaw are identical."  

fracture: "Welcome to 'Good ole Boys' Fun House.'"

Saw: "Whoa, you're right, Treeyee." 

Bomby: "Yeah." 

Silver Spoon, dressed as a butler, appears. 

Silver Spoon: "Hi, guys new!  You guys welcome."  

Even Gold, wearing a busboy's uniform, appears.  

Saw: "Whoa, this guy's gonna be real rude."  

Kirby, dressed as Jack, walks past them to see if they're alone.  Kirby stops and addresses the other Good ole Boys.  Kirby points at them.  Saw, Gold, and chainsaw spin around to face Kirby.  They all laugh.  Gold points to one of the Butlers.  The butler points to Silver Spoon and turns around to see each of the boys smiling at him.  Kirby rolls his eyes.  Silver Spoon slaps Kirby on the back, then runs off. Cloudy, dressed as Long from Wish Dragon, appears.

Hi Cloudy: "Hello, guys.  Hi, kiwis!  Kiwis gotta eat!  We gotta eat!"

Remote, dressed as a kitsune, appears. 

Bomby: "Oh, hi, Remote."  

Remote nods.  Remote points behind him.  Remote looks to a nearby bush and lifts up the bush in a karate chop motion.  He reveals three terrified kiwi children hiding in the bush.  Remote laughs.  Remote points to the bush he's pointing to. Black Hole, dressed as a galaxy, appears holding a teddy bear. 

Black Hole: "Hey, guys.  i came back to collect the souvenirs from our last trip."

They see Marker, dressed as a jaguar, flirting with a bat. 

Marker: "Hello, my angel, you look batty, yet so beautiful. Shall i sing a song for you?" 

Bat: "Hey! Who are you calling batty?" (coils around him and throws him into a hay pile) 

a crow lands on Marker's head and pecks him. 

Marker: (annoyed) "That hurts." 

Lollipop, who is dressed as Bertie, appears. 

Lollipop: "You see? After all, i am only a bird."  

Lollypop, who is dressed as a young Dracula, and a vampire, "Who is this and why does he look Dracula-like?  Dracula, the eternal monster." 

Bertie: "Well, unless you are an immortal vampire who is almost as old as this tree, why don't you just stay in the (cockpit, loves the tree)" 

Goth: "They're vampires. Why would they be immortal?"  

Dracula: "If something has to slow down the growth of this tree by two years each decade.  the immortals would be two hundred years old."  

Lollypop, who is dressed as a vampire who is in the middle of puking so badly she is at her wit's end, appears and speaks to Dr. Rowell: "So, what are you really doing in Metropolis, Dr. Rowell? 

dr. rowell: "i might just be the president of the United States of America.  but i'm also an albino.  And nobody asked me to come back to end his life.  And who said i had to come back here so it wouldn't get cold.  with you."

Bomby: "Yeah, even Donut is better at flirting with women." 

Donut, dressed as Junior from Storks, walks passed the group. 

Lollipop: "Well, you do make a point. Nice costume by the way." 

Bomby: "Same to you, Lollipop." 

Lollipop: "Thanks." 

Lightning, dressed as a phoenix, appears. 

Lightning: "Hey, guys, i heard you got a few present ideas. i made a temp directory, a few files on your laptops for today."

Cowboy Hat, dressed as Naily, arrives, much to Naily's surprise. 

Cowboy Hat: "Whats up bitch?  bruising on the back.  They're gonna do it bitch, it's gonna be real fun"

Naily: "Whoa, even Cowboy Hat is dressed as me?" 

Cowboy Hat: "And you're dressed as a bee, you could be a damn scout bitch!"  

Naily: "i'm a bee?  Figures."  

The first mafia members surround Naily, forcing her to kneel in front of Dan.  

Dan: "Be a man, bitch, and lick the ass of Genghis Kip."  

Naily: "Don't talk smack in my ear again, it's like fucking crazy-person crazy with this shit."  

In unison the Mafiosos rip her clothes off and pull down her pants.  a series of low blows. Winner, dressed as Chang'e's ultraluminary dress from Over the Moon, and Needle, dressed as a cat, arrive. 

Winner: "Hey, guys, do you know where Bell is?" 

Needle: "Yeah, he was supposed meet us here." 

Bell (off-screen): "Did someone say my name?" 

Bell, dressed as a harpy, appears and walks up to Needle and Thor.  Winston gets into his starting position and does an opening salvo of fire.  bullets fly.  Chang'e stands behind a rock, also camouflaged.  He has a thermal scope.  He watches as Needle and her friends shoot at him.  He camouflages himself further.  An alien, azrael, an alien with 6 legs who appears to be a dog, pops out of the ground, chasing Chang'e around the corner.  They catch up and fly toward him.  Azrael is hurt.

Bell: "Remember when i beat Blueberry at a pumpkin carving contest?" 

Bomby: "Yeah, why?" 

Bell: "Well, he told me that he's going as a ghost for Halloween, so." 

Blueberry, wearing a white bedsheet over his head with an eye hole on it to make him look like a sheet ghost, angrily comes as Bell snickers. 

Bell: "Hey, blue head, you look much better with that sheet over your head!" (laughs) 

Bomby, Naily, Saw, Tree, Winner, Needle, Cowboy Hat and Lollipop chuckle as well as Blueberry glares at Bell. 

Blueberry: (growls) "You're a mean man, you know that?"  

If you could take the sheet off of his head, we'd be saved the trouble of breaking his neck.  (Blueberry snarls angrily and runs off) 

Benny: "Man, he's gotta go!  Mean men go to hell!"  

Kc and Malcolm and Kullen give each other a doubtful look.  Dramatic music sting as we: hExclaims "Yes!"  as all the boys who can remember them laugh.  

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Two and Fries, dressed as zombies, come to Blueberry. 

Fries: "Hey, what's wrong? It's Halloween." 

Two: "Yeah, why are you feeling blue?" 

Blueberry: "Because that bell girl beat me at a pumpkin carving contest and made me wear this stupid bedsheet over my head while i'm dressed as a ghost. At least no one i know is here to see me like this." 

Grassy, dressed as a knight with fake blood all over him and holding a fake chainsaw, appears and laughs at Blueberry. 

Grassy: "Nice costume! You look like a sheet ghost!" 

Blueberry: "Cut it out, Grassy!"

Pin, dressed as a dog, appears next to Grassy. 

Pin: "Hey. What did i miss?" 

Grassy and Grassy laugh.  

Grassy: "He said the obvious.  He's an ass!"  

Grassy and Grassy laugh.  

Grassy: "Hey, you wanna play some Zombie Hunter?  i've got a few zombie- infested sheets that need slaying."  

Blueberry is nonplussed.  Grassy and Grassy laugh again.  Blueberry notices the pumpkin sitting on the Grassy's bed.  

Grassy: "You wanna help your buddy get that awesome Vampire Ball?  Come on, you wanna help out  Blanche?  But don't come get me!"  

Pin: "No. i'm fine. "

Fries plops down next to Blueberry.  

Fries: "i can't believe it's Halloween again.  i'm not gonna go.  i'm a coward."  

Grassy stands up, circles around them, and kicks Fries in the shins.  Grassy circles around them again.  Grassy circles around them again.  Grassy chuckles.  Grassy laughs at a zombie comic book in the corner of the room.  The pages fall off, one by one, revealing an army of zombies that are all reading the comic book cover.

Bomby: "By the way, Bell, how long does Blueberry have to wear the sheet?" 

Bell: "For the rest of the night or until i say a bad word."  

in the rec room, Eddie and Fred are trying to lift Bomby's dresser.  Eddie's on top, Fred on his back. 

Tree: "Hey, Bell, trick-or-treat! May i eat your-" 

Bell: "Trick or treat!"  

Tree: "Bell, can you please call me by my real name?"  

Bell: "i can call you anything i want, you moron."  

Eddie: "Let's get the hell outta here."  

Avalon: "Tie you to the bed, Eddie. You look ridiculous."  

Eddie: "i. Goofy!  How.  Can. a. --" 

a huge piece ofavalonian rock skitters into frame and slams into Eddie's head.  Fred tries to move it, but can't.  a sledgehammer smashes Fred's head.  

Tree: "You see thatighting, Bell?"  

Bell: "No, for the eighth time."  

Tree: "You're so fratty, Bell."  

And a fireworksapedon crashes into bamf.  in jjj's office, jjj and Rocket jump in.  

Rocket: "Oh, boy!  Time to come to the main thing, we hope, and throwin' popcorn."

Tree: "Oh, nevermind. Hehe." 

Bell: "Yeah, nevermind. That's what i thought." 

Needle: "So, how about so games?" 

Cowboy Hat: "Good idea! Let's go!" 

Bomby, Naily, Saw, Tree, Bell, Winner, Needle, Cowboy Hat and Lollipop went to play games at the festival. They played Whac-a-Mole, Ring Toss, Duck Tank, Balloon And Pond, Skeeball, Bingo and Ring the Bell and get prizes. Meanwhile, Blueberry is trying to clean up the mess in the cottage. x, wearing a hockey mask and holding a fake machete, comes to Blueberry. 

x: "You know your costume is nothing but a white bedsheet, right?" 

Blueberry: "It was all Bell's fault!" 

x: "Bell made you have a fake mustache.  And a soccer headpiece!"  

Blueberry: "No, you said you were hearing voices!  That's impossible!  There's no way in hell i was hearing voices!  i swear to you."  

x: "You were pretending to be blueberry."  

Blueberry: "i'm not blueberry!"  

But there was an old woman with a crazy eye.and she knew all the answers in the library.and she was saying "What about the moth thing?"

Queen Autumn Spice runs. 

Queen Autumn Spice: "Run for your lives!" 

Four armed Raiders appear in a wide open field.  The Enforcer pops up and slices the Enforcer’s head off with his machete.  Queen Autumn Spice tries to swim down the shallow end, but is caught by a torrent of water.  The Raiders armed with axes, torches and sharpened stone weapons pour from the rain.  They head for the shallow end where the Enforcer is at.  

Enforcer: "Who dares attack me!  It is death for you to walk the earth!"  

Queen Autumn Spice stands still, unable to breathe.  The Enforcer strikes with the machete, shattering her jaw and torsos.  She sinks into the mud.  The Raiders rush to her. 

Queen Autumn Spice: "Four is back and she's here to destroy the Goiky Halloween Festival!" 

Bomby: "What?! Four?! This can't be good!" 

x: "What is she doing here? How could she get in?  You haven't sent a Priest!"  

Twilight: "Hi, Jack. Are you going to save us or kill us?"  

Page 77 of 185 Kill Bill The Raiders stand over the Queen, ready to chop off her head.  The machete glints in the rain.  She swims frantically while dodging the onslaught.  And is unhurt.  a jar of terrifying green blood dripping down from the corner of her mouth.  She struggles desperately in the muddy river.  The water gets even worse and the Leeches swarm.  Queen Autumn Spice splashes towards an island in the river.  The island is filled with willows and flowers, an oasis.  Her feet tear away the mud, releasing her from the gush of water.  She sees a spray of blood and stops.  Tears fall down her face.  The Enforcer grins at her.

Queen Autumn Spice: "But Four doesn't, x! Unless we do something about it, she's gonna destroy the festival and ruin Halloween!" 

Bell: "Ruin Halloween?! Not if i can help it! Ret-4-Action!" 

Bomby: "i can't let Four ruin Halloween! Ret-2-Go!" 

Lollipop: "i'm right behind you! Ret-2-Dance!" 

Four and he look at each other.  Sitting quietly, trying not to.

Four: "So, this is the Goiky Halloween Festival, eh? Makes me sick! i hate Halloween!"  

Five: "You can still escape it ,  just follow the other witches --"

Bubble angrily comes as her Tinkerbandits, dressed as the goons appear. 

Bubble: "Now see here, ya'll dirty number! You are not welcome here and i have my Tinkerbandits with me, so i strongly urge you to git off me now!"  

The other Tinker bands gather and help that goon off Bubble with their wands.  Bubble appears at the door.  The remaining four goons get up, hop onto the platform to --

Four: (sarcastic) "Oh, i'm so frightened of an old hag!" 

Bubble says, we see Four emerge from the broom closet and disappear through the door.  Three other goons snap to attention on the platform.  They stand watching the Other Four, then look to Bubble.  

Four: (sneering) "Not so afraid of a little girl!"  

bam!  

Before the other goons have time to react: The Golden Witch appears and turns on the Goons, knocking them aside.  It strikes a powerful blow.  

Four: (sigh) "Sugarplum, you better get back to the palace, we've got a guest."

Bomby: "Trick-or-treat, Four!" 

Four: "Ugh! That bomb brat kept asking for it."  

Bomby: "How about one more for one?!"  

Four: "aah!"  

Bomby: "Wait, there's more."  

Four: "Hah! Try not to throw up on the sidewalk, asshole!"

Bell: "No thanks, i've already got one!" (turns into a ball) 

x: (laughs) "Looks like someone's got a bad case of the battys! i guess you don't know how to defeat a numb-" 

a Tinkerbat fires a cannon at x and out came a ball of Shadow Lilies that knocked x down.  He bounces right back up and doesn't get up again until after the Chomping Groans of the monsters have finished.  clack: Ballschange - The game is over. 

Lollipop: "Hey! Pick on someone your own size!" (turns into a ball and shoots himself at the jiggling monster) "

Bell: 'Look in that book over there."  

Four opens a monster book to a page showing the Alamo and the four are sitting at a picnic table eating Christmas Dinner.  At the table is another player(who looks like a wizard) and Mayor Bubble.  The players are sipping drinks and looking at a monster book.  a wizard, wearing a purple robe and holding a snake, is reading the monster book. 

The Tinkerbats fire a cannonball at Lollipop, who reverted back to normal, as she dodges the cannonballs until one hits her and sends her right into the same hay pile Marker landed on. 

Marker: "You too, Lollipop?" 

Lollipop: "Yeah." 

Two: "Let's stop Four!" 

Fries: "Yeah, she'll never get away with this!" 

Two and Fries run. Marker sees Blueberry walking away. 

Marker: "Blueberry? Is that you under that bedsheet?" 

Blueberry: "Of course it's me!  Who're you?!  You know me?  Oh, that's you?  You do?  Okay, you're crazy!  i'm through with this whole ridiculous world!" 

He hears Two and Fries's screams. 

Blueberry: "What the?" 

Two and Fries land on Blueberry. 

Fries: "Sorry we failed to defeat Four." 

Two: "Yeah, we didn't have a ghost either!"  

Lollipop appears and stands behind them.  

Lollipop: "That's it. We had to come get the bodies. You know, cover our tracks."  

Lollipop looks behind her and sees Marker standing there.  

Lollipop: "Oh well."  

Lollipop walks away.  Marker gets up from his "bed" in a panic.

Blueberry sighs in embarrassment. Back with Bomby and Queen Autumn Spice. 

Queen Autumn Spice: "Bomby, i know i'm new to this fighting, but we can stop Four together." 

Bomby: "Great idea, Queen Autumn Spice. Let's do it!" 

Four: "Don't get too cocky, objects."  

Bomby dashes towards the group of Four, but is attacked by them all at the same time.  Each of them has an attack that hits him in a different spot.  He is getting hit left and right but is able to block most of them.

Four: "What are you implying?" 

Queen Autumn Spice: "Halloween is an awesome holiday and if you don't see it, then you are a dirty, cruel, arrogant, bad-tempered witch!" 

Four: "No!  i did not say that! Why would i ever think that you would know that?"  

Five: "i have seen the inside of every horror movie that can get a rating.  i am a pro at seeing the horror come out of someone's mouth.  Even if there is a soundtrack of an orchestra and singing, if the person who eats the brain of the person who starred in the movie that was playing the organ is screaming, you can bet i will still pick up on it before you can even say, 'Did i shit my pants?'" 

Bomby pushes the button and Four and her Tinkerbats get blasted out of the festival. 

Bomby: "Bye, Four.  Get your ass back into your famous sorcerer costumes."  

Two: "i gotta stop by the festival and tell this drunken drag queen she's failed her cuss lesson."  

Scream Queen: "Hell yeah!"  

Scream Queen: "How about i kick her ass for you?"  

Three: "Be gone you stupid, fat, ugly, too-tight-face."  

Queen: "Have a nice life.  And get a fucking girlfriend so you can stop talking to anyone who isn’t a cattiva hag."  

Two: "That woman has changed her look. Touche.  i should eat her ass."  

Clair Rose: "If you want to be pretty on Halloween, get more.  Like? She's talking to the edge of the globe."  

Six: "Why you gotta dance around for me, huh, Princess Queen? i have a show to do!"  

The witches of Hallow Town hear the scream Queens continue with their increasingly flamboyant dance.  Suddenly sparkles begin to surround the witches, one around each of the edges of the globe.  It surrounds the greek key.  Soon the six Questers are being surrounded by dozens of tiny sparkles.  jump to a different exterior shot of the grocery store.  jump to the wall of dolls just outside the door of the store. Back at the Goiky Halloween Festival, the guests cheered at Bomby and Queen Autumn Spice's teamwork and heroism. 

Saw: "That was amazing!" 

Naily: "You two rock!" 

Tree: "Yeah!" 

Lollipop: "Way to go, Bomby and Queen Autumn Spice!" 

Bomby: (smiles) "Thanks, guys!" 

Queen Autumn Spice: "Yeah, we saved Halloween." 

x: "Hey!" (sneezes) "What about." (sneezes) ".me?!" (sneezes) 

Queen Autumn Spice: "Oh yeah." (takes the Shadow Lilies and throws them aside) "There! You're welcome!" 

x: "Okay." (floats away) 

Bell: "It's good that you two saved Halloween, but at least i beat Blueberry at a pumpkin carving contest and it looks like he'll be wearing that sheet for the rest of the night!" (laughs snarkily and walks off, then stubs his foot on a rock and screams) "yeeeeeooooow! My dolphin chirp chirpedoonnnnniitttthhiisss!" .  

An ad jingle seeps in.  An over-excited and smarmy jingle-smash goes off and.

Bell: (realizes what he said in embarrassment and sweatdrops) "Uh-oh. i said a bad word. i guess this means Blueberry gets to take the sheet off early." (laughs sheepishly) 

Blueberry comes to Bell from behind, takes the sheet off of him to reveal the box which contains all sorts of supplies, including Peaches.  Bell is heartbroken.  He folds the letter on to his chair and reads.

Blueberry: (whispers into Bell's ear and taps his shoulder) "Oh, Bell." (chuckles evilly) "Guess who." 

Bell: "Huh?" (turns around)

x Blueberry: "boo! Now that's a surprise."  

buzz!  i'm sure on blueberry's perambulator he's the first to broadcast he's got inside one of those giant cages. 

Bell: (screams) "aaaaah!" (trips over a pumpkin and falls) "Seriously?" 

Blueberry: "That's right! i got you good!" (laughs) "Best Halloween trick ever!" 

Bell: "At least things can't get any worse." 

Bomby turns into a flaming hellhound and screams, "nooooooooo!"

Bell and Blueberry: "Huh?" 

Bomby then transform into a cackling zombie who finishes blasting blueberry and Bell.  Bang!  a bolt of electricity electrocutes Blueberry and Bell.  They're out.  Silence.  

Bell: (hops up, notices his collar with his name spelled correctly) "Hey, you even got our names reversed?"  

He checks the one underneath.  

Blueberry: "Yep. You got us back.  My name is. Gluteus Mensus Gluteus Mensus."  

Bell: "You're from Germany, too?  That makes me more German than you." 

He then thinks, "Hmm, when my mother's not around, i spell my name in really big letters."  

Gluteus Mulligan.  (writes it) "m-u-l-t-s-i-c-h.  Huh?"  

Bell: "Right. Gluteus Gluteus Gluteus Gluteus."  

Bomby turns into a dancing pumpkin and acts out an arm dancing like Elvis.  ("Hey, hey, i don't really wear no crown.")  i know this because when this guy sees a master on stage, he changes into Elvis.  "Hmm, you got us back, too, Elvis."  He writes it down.  Another bolt of electricity electrocutes the living dead.  Shakes their way through the arcade hallways, deafening everyone nearby.  Vinny, accompanied by Gluteus Mulligan and Von Zydeco, runs out of the smoke to the great hallways in full riot gear.  Newborns and toddlers run, legs kicking frantically.  Blinding headlights whip across roofs.  And finally it's Bell's turn.  a knight with dragon scales in his hood slashes the air and teleports away.  gluteus mayhem gluteus mayhem.  Until he's got a slight black eye from a sword swoosh in the first production go-kart movie.  It's in this film that we first see smallville.  the earthquake.  The Master is concerned. Bomby reverts back to normal and laughs as everyone else laughs as well. 

Queen Autumn Spice: "Great trick, Bomby.  You really invented it."  

Supreme Warrior: "i liked it. . but i'll never get the opportunity to use it."  

Panels move, computers churn out a host of digital articles.

Bomby: "Anything to make sure we have a happy Halloween!" (winks) 

Bomby and his friends have fun at the Goiky Halloween Festival while Firey is still being chased by Roboty around the way.  On top of the Goiky parade: Around 20,000 penguins go crazy!  Roboty has to ride in the clown-car.  As the clown car moves in, he sees:  The Goiky Halloween Festival in full swing!  It's a topsy-turvy night.  To the alarm of the clown, dozens of angry Flamingos knock the car over!  Flamingos kick the clown for a few yards.