Haru’s Inferkit Conversions

 [The episode begins at a spooky haunted house. a scared woman frantically runs from an old lady ghost. She goes to hide in a room and locks the door. However, the ghost floats through the door and corners her inside.]  Unnamed woman: Grandma.  Gotta get out.   The Old Lady Ghost: You can't!   Woman: Why?   The Old Lady Ghost: i'm tired!   Woman [getting angrier]: Of all the.  This is my house! [The screen pans out to reveal it is just a scary horror movie Plankton is watching from Karen's monitor.]  Plankton: [laughs] Get her, Grandma! [laughs as he gets covered in the blanket] i'm the ghost of Plankton! Wooo!   Haunted House: No!  No!  It's mine.   Woman: i don't see you doing the dishes for anyone.   Uncle Grandpa: But you have to have faith in tomorrow, Karen.   Just as the Old Lady Ghost knocks on the door, Plankton cuts away from the monitor to reveal the different rooms of the house.  The door to the ...

 [The episode begins with Patrick riding on his chair at the lemonade stand until he stops.]  Patrick: [laughing] Lemonade?   Teen Patrick: Don’t stand in the way of disaster.   An earthquake rumbles.  The lemonade turns into warm lemonade.  That warmth melts Patrick.  He falls into the pitcher.   Relief: Yes. a soft, light vibrates inside his body.  Patrick melts, and he falls again.  If it was wrong to do that, how come we didn’t know about it, why did he do that, why am i always getting melted, destroyed? .  Will it ever end?!  Will i be crushed and disintegrated and forced out into the wilderness in the night, finally done?  Or will i just melt down into the sperm and maternity of Adam’s body and become completely squirreled and useless? .  Oh god i can’t wait to have my own son!  Who will watch and feel better than my mom and father and sister who died! .  Will it ever end?!  a tongue entwines with...

 On March 22, 2021, a mass shooting occurred at a King Soo’s on Pico Boulevard.  Something similar to the Virginia Tech shooting, except the shooter was injured and survived. On March 22, 2021, a mass shooting occurred at a King Soopers supermarket in Boulder, Colorado, United States. Ten people killed a local on-duty police officer. Although the death toll is a horrific murder, at least three victims were also a professor in the history of cinema, a partier and a dwarf.  When the crime took place, the drinks from the King Soopers franchise were the only items that were spilled.  The story of how this senseless crime was avoided is described in the Ende of line.  Despite its amazing outcomes, this story remains unknown.  That is, until the year 2029.  The government began to redo its website with the new information and took down the films that had not been released by the time the true tragedy was revealed.  The new King Soopers fast food franchi...

 On March 22, 2021, a Bedsheet Ghost occurred at a King Soopers supermarket in Boulder, Colorado, United States. Ten people were scared, including Mr. Nervous, a local on-duty police officer. The ghost is now seen as a stock image on bedazzled coffee cups and Tic-Tacs. 21-year-old Ahmad Al Aliwi Al-Issa, was was sleeping after being naughty in the right leg.  He started to wake up and walk away when another ghost in uniform, a george brown, wearing army uniform, followed him.  The ghost’s nose was covering his nose.  Then another ghost was seen marching down the street, followed by Mr. Al-Issa’s two-legged mother.  When the Ghost said: (What you waiting for??) Ten people were scared:[22][36][38][39][40]   Tralona Bartkowiak, 49; customer  Suzanne Fountain, 59; customer  Teri Leiker, 51; employee  Kevin Mahoney, 61; customer  Lynn Murray, 62; customer  Rikki Olds, 25; manager  Neven Stanišić, 23; repairman  Denny Stong, 20;...