HHB/Haru’s Halloween Bash (Alt Version)

 It's Halloween in HaruLand and Haru is welcoming several guests to the HaruLand Halloween Festival.   

Haru: "Welcome to the HaruLand Halloween Festival! And Happy Halloween!"  

At the festival, Whisp, dressed as Circus Baby from Five Nights at Freddy's: Sister Location, Pummel, dressed as a pirate, PomPom, dressed as a Sayaka Miki from Puella Magi Madoka Magica and Fwog, dressed as a mummy are walking.  

Pummel: "Boobs, wiggly boobs,  the mummies wants to stick ya with creepy dead grandpa who has forgotten everything ya were scared of."  

Haru: "i' m scared, but thanks."

Whisp: "i know, right? This is going to be the best Halloween ever."  

Fwog: "i wonder if they have any brains i can eat."  

PomPom: "i wonder if they have any balls i can kick."  

Mostly!  

CocoaPorn: "i wonder if they have any ears i can lick."  

Mawrrl: "i wonder if they have any chins i can dunk on."  

PomPom: "i wonder if they have any bladders i can defecate in."  

Mawrrr: "i wonder if they have any testicles i can shoot into."  

Tuffy: "i wonder if they have any nipples i can masturbate on."  

The menacing glass hulk bellows a deep booming wail.  Fwog, who’s been listening, begins to grin and snout-sniff.

Fwog: "Hey, i was only kidding!"  

Whisp: "i wonder if we meet some familiar faces."  

They walk passed Mermammel, who is dressed in stylish dark purple and ruffled clothes.  She isn't decked out at all, but rather her outfit isn't unlike her "uniform".  It's unique, chic and stylish.  She has jewels, gold, etc. 

Mermammel: "Hey, Whisp! Happy Halloween!"  

Whisp: "Same here, Mermammel!"  

They walk passed Dragong, dressed as a Chinese man wearing red pants and a silk top hat.  He raps on his cup as he nods.  He is really, truly annoying.  He raps his cup really loud and fast, and spits really close to our heroes.  

Mermammel and Whisp: "Mom, i can't speak any English."  

Dragong: "Great, i can talk English!"  

Mermammel: "Fwooo, super very funny!"  

They cross the bridge of the waters which are frozen over, but which still make the walk way difficult.  a huge wet spot begins to form.  The sun has gone to work getting bright over the cold snowy mountains.  Mermammel places a snow globe above a gnarled tree.  a spider crawls out of its web, landing at his feet.

They walk passed Queen Elsa, who is dressed as Parlsona and the Quartet, dressed as Princess Anna from Frozen, Aurora from Sleeping Beauty, Princess Ariel from The Little Mermaid and Tiana from The Princess and the Frog.  

Elsa: "Hi, Whispy.  What are you doing here?"  

Wasp: "Oh, aren't we full of important information.  The Queen needs our help."  

Twitch and Copeland: "Don't answer her, she's just messing with you."  

Canola: "Don't look at her.  Your her princess."  

The Princess and the Frog: "You're fooling yourself."

They walk passed Congle, who is dressed as Moana.  

Congle: "Hello, Whispy.  Whispy?!  Whispy?!  Whispy?!"

They walk passed t-Rox, dressed as Marceline from Adventure Time, Epic Furcorn, dressed as Adella from The Little Mermaid, Blasoom, dressed as Lucy Heartfilia from Fairy Tale and Clamble, dressed as Tio from Monster Musume. Then, they walk passed Furcorn, who is dressed as Rottytops.  

Fwog: "Hey, Furcorn Hey, Marceline."  Hey, Marceline.  Hey, Adella.  Hey, Lucy Heartfilia.  Hey, Tio.  

Fwog: "Hey, Clam.  

Fwog: "Hey, Clam Bizzle."  Hey, Clam.  Hey, Lucy Heartfilia.  Hello!  Hey, Adella.  Hey, My sweet Queen.  Hey, Poochy! Hey, FernGrumm!  Hey, Eggs!  Hey, Arkie.  Hey, Toulouse.  Hey, Sprout Stilt.  Hey, Lazy Bates.  Hey, Flittle.  Hey, Awful Little Cow.  Hey, Horny Audrienne.  Hey, Santo!  

Fwog: "Hey, Arman.  Hey, Armando.  Hey, Acky!  Hey, Aspera! Hey, Asparagus.  Hey, Ashevill.  

Clam walks up to his sister.  

Clam: How's my little sis?  

Arkie climbs up the ladder into a spacecraft and goes through the door. They walk passed Zynth, dressed as Flora from Winx Club, Dwumrohl, dressed as Yoko Littner from Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, Rootitoot, dressed as a nurse, Kazilleon, dressed as a fairy, Creepuscule, dressed as a princess, Poewk, dressed as a chef, Jellbilly, dressed as a knight, Spunge, dressed as Xena the Warrior Princess, Thumpies, dressed as Contessa, Deedge, dressed as a maid, Bellowfish, dressed as a policeman, Stogg, dressed as a mystical elf, Noggin, dressed as a ancient elf, Reebro, dressed as Madonna, Vhamp, dressed as a warrior, Nebulob, dressed as Shion from That Time i got Reincarnated as a Slime, Sneyser, dressed as a wingweaver, Scups, dressed as Morrigan, Boodoo, dressed as a samurai, Bowgart, dressed as a vampire lady, Quibble, dressed as Albedo from Overlord, Woolabee, dressed as a hula dancer, Bona-Petite, dressed as a rabbit girl, Rare Kazilleon, dressed as Cleopatra, Epic Clamble, dressed as a harem dancer, Pixolotl, dressed as Giga Mermaid, Shugarock, dressed as Aladdin's Genie, Shellbeat, dressed as a viking, Rare Furcorn, dressed as a barbarian, Ghazt, dressed as Shantae, Astropod, dressed as a musketeer, Tring, dressed as a cowgirl, and Tweedle, dressed as Giganta from Justice League Unlimited.  

PomPom: "Wow, those are a lot of Singing Monsters."  

Fwog: "Yeah."  

Fung Pray, dressed as Yuki-Onna, walks passed the group.  

Pummel: "Woah, that is some seriously gnarly looking Ninjutsu."  

Creeper: "Can we get an "It's a Go!"  moment?  

Doomsayer: "Can we get an "awesome!"  moment?"  faking a ninja?  

Yeldel: "Only if it's a Senpaku battle!"

They see Rooba dressed as a witch walking. Whisp throws a pie at Arackulele with a fake axe on his back.  

Arackulele: "Hey!  You're not real. Heh heh heh."  

Rooge bumps into them and keeps going.  Sow handle bam!  Sow Thud!  Sow rust!  He continues forward.  They continue forward.

Rooba: "Hmph, what are you looking at?"  

Arackulele: "i'll skin you alive for this!"  

He chases Rooba in a Benny Hill way. Whisp, Pummel, PomPom and Fwog laugh at this.  

Pummel: (laughs) "Nice prank, Whisp!"  

PomPom: (laughs) "Yeah, you sent Arackulele after the wrong person!"  

Whisp: "Thanks, guys!"  

Maulch, who is dressed as Maleficent, walks passed the four.  

Maulch: "Move it! Mistress of Evil comin' through!"  

Fwog: "Yikes! That was creep!  Just wait until she opens her mouth!"  

The lights outside go out, the windows glowed red.  But the Queen remains invisible.

Whisp: "Me too, but i'm surprised that there are barons here too. Look!"  

They see Clown Baron, dressed as scp-049 from scp Containment Unit, Zombie Baron, dressed as the Joker from Batman, Green Alien Baron, dressed as a striped werehyena, Mummy Baron, dressed as a Zombie from Plants vs Zombies, Smunkin Baron, dressed as a pirate, and Candy Cane Baron, dressed as Will from Fresh Prince of Bel Air, walking.  

Pummel: "Whoa, you can see them now?"  

They walk down the hall, to the workshop, looking for Kubo.  He's gone.  a voice booms.  

Whisperer: "Hoshiiii!  Everybody hold your breath! Kubo has escaped the Evil World!"  

The five laughing along.  

Delfina: "Oh no, there's more!"  

Flintstone: "Then let's have a look around and see for ourselves!  He's gone to summon some minions!"  

Spleen: "i hate this kind of job!"  

Delfina, watching the slides of the Minions monster encyclopedia.  

Delfina: "Okay, you guys go in first.  i'll distract them."  

Spleen walks toward the door.  Spleen turns on his short-wave radio.  Spleen removes his latex gloves.  He places his hand on a button on his latex suit and pulls a rope out of his waistband.  He walks towards a door on the other side of the workshop.  Kubo waits and watches.  Delfina shuts the door.  Spleen's turn in.  Spleen closes the door.  He looks at Delfina and smiles.  He steps through the rope.  He looks up at a lightbulb.  He pulls the rope.  It begins to lower.  He heads to Kubo.  

kubo: "Kubo.  Follow me."  

Spleen grabs Kubo by the right arm.  Spleen grabs Kubo by the left.  Spleen releases Kubo.  Kubo dashes into the shadows.  Spleen sits on the chair facing the wall.  Delfina enters the workshop.  

delfina: "Please keep calm and work with me.  Right now, we have a stronger, brighter bulb to distract them."  

Spleen, now facing the opposite wall, turns on the lights.  They come to life.  They wiggle, they turn, they wobble their heads a bit.  Spleen points to the chair opposite.

Sam Thumpies, who is dressed as a green alien, walks by.  

Sam: "Hey, Whispa, who’s your freaky friend?"  

Thumper: "oh, he’s all right, but his friend is a bit wacko."  

Sam walks up to the counter.  Pammy slaps down an order, hands it to Sam: "Happy Halloween!"  

Whisp: "You two, Sam!"  

Kelly, who is dressed as a celebration of Friday the 13th, walks by and so does Stacy, who is dressed as a clown with a red vine.  

PomPom: "Wow, even your friend doesn’t know this is Halloween!"  

As Tracy walks by, one of the girls grins as the line for the Red Gingham Sisters Walk outside.

Fortuna, dressed as a zombie and a mummy, Blossom, dressed as a black cat and Chrona the time Genie, dressed as an Orange Smunkin walk by.  

Fwog: "Whoa, Fortuna, Blossom and Chrona.  Hey, watch out for each other."  

The Smunkin runs off. Epic Maw, dressed as a demon, walks by.  

Whisp: "Even Epic Maw is jealous of them."  

He holds up a cigar. 

Pummel: "And so is the icy himself."  

Mammott, dressed as an ice warlock, appears.  

Mammott: "huh?  

Mammott: 'Even the evil ones need their love."  

Mammott pummels Whisp.  

Fwog: "Huh, not the alpha."  

Fwog runs off.  Fwog crashes into a tree. 

Pummel: "That costume is cold."  

Mammott: "eeewww."  

Mammott stares at Pummel and does an "i've got my eye on you" gesture at him before walking off. Pummel sighs.  

Pummel: "That was a close one."  

Black Baron, dressed as a punk rocker, appears.  

Black Baron: "Hey, what's the rush?  Don't you have an eyeball- zap gun i can zap my way to everlasting fame and fortune?"  

Whiff: "Punk."  

Black Baron zaps Whiff, who falls to the ground.  

Black Baron: "Stop it, you Zippity- Whiff."  

Black Baron zaps whiff, who looks down and becomes black and sticks his tongue out at him.

Futoria, dressed as a vampire, Haryen, dressed as Whisp and Aeria, dressed as PomPom walk passed them.  

Fwog: "Whoa, even Haryen and Aeria are cute now."  

PomPom: "Whoa, you're right, Fwoggy."  

Whisp: "Yeah."  

Animal Baron, dressed as a ghost with a sheet, appears.  

Animal Baron: "Mystery Incorporated."  

Fighter Fwog: "That's my boy, Mystery Party time."  

Fighter Aeria: "We'll finally be able to pay our rent."  

Fighter Whisp: "We're finally going to have enough money to move to new, fun places."  

Fighter PomPom: "Yes, it's time to start fresh, and live to see another day."  

Fighter Animal Baron: "i'll do it, just give me a little space."  

Fighter Animal Baron: "As long as i get my thingy back.  

Fighter Animal Baron: "i'll do it, just give me a little space."  

In the audience, the Masked Man is in the front. Scarlet Bloodlight (a vampire angel), dressed as a Mammott, appears.  

Scarlet Bloodlight: "Hello, and welcome to your next three opening ceremonies, in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost."  

Father, Son, and Holy Ghost: "Thanks, Scarlett."  

oov scenes: Reynaldo, dressed as a clown, appears.  

Whisp: "Oh, hi, Reynaldo."  

Dug Doyle, wearing a Mickey Mouse mask, appears.  

PomPom: "Here we go.  Dude, wait a sec." 

Lance Henrich, dressed as a construction worker, appears.  

Fwog: "Hold it right there, Lance."  

Dwight and Trainer Warren, dressed as an mjolnir and cybertron mofo, appear.  

Cybertron Mofo: "Alright, i'm back! And i'm here to destroy you!"  

The ceremony starts.  

Father: "Anticipate this man of steel."  

Our heroes come up and bow to the altar.  Masked Man walks in dressed as Grim Reaper.  He points at the altar and whispers to our heroes. Squid Baron, dressed as a witch, appears holding a teddy bear.  

Squid Baron: "Hey you, suck my cock."

They see Music Baron, dressed as a mummy, flirting with a Rare Spunge.  

Music Baron: "Hello, my angel, you look slithery, yet so beautiful. Shall i sing a song for you?"  

Rare Spunge: "Hey! Who are you calling slithery?" (coils around him and throws him into a hay pile)  

a crow lands on Music Baron's head and pecks him.  

Music Baron: (annoyed) "That hurts."  

Rare Pummel, who is dressed as Teto Kasane, appears.  

Rare Pummel: "Hey there, who you calling gorgeous?"  

(He does the first few beats of a dance using Pummel's body as a partner.  Mikasa grabs Angel Varone's arm and pulls him to Tigo.  Tigo stands up and walks over to the miniature angel.  

Mikasa:  "Perfect! You've found your match."  

Angel Varone: "i can't believe you know Shiro. There's no way i could have caught you."  

All the angels come running in. 

Whisp: "Yeah, even Bran-Son is better at flirting with women."  

Bran-Son, dressed as a zombie, walks passed the group.  

Rare Pummel: "Well, you do make a point. Nice costume by the way."  

Whisp: "Same to you, Rare Pummel."  

Rare Pummel: "Thanks."  

Light Baroness, dressed as a Rare Mammott, appears.  

Light Baroness: "Hey, light, i heard the weird-looking one is a size thirteen! Got a big gun and super strength, also a white-power complexion!  His name's.  (pauses). Dax"

Epic Mammott, dressed as Pummel, arrives, much to Pummel's surprise.  

Epic Mammott: "Whuf!"  

Pummel: "Whoa, even Epic Mammott is dressed as me?"  

Epic Mammott: "And you're dressed as a pirate joke" (and nobody laughs at this for a while).  

Pummel: "So funny!"  

Epic Mammott: "Right!"  

Pummel: "You know what i think of that."  

Epic Mammott: "What?"  

Pummel: "i think you're just so darn funny" (or something like that).

Shugitar, dressed as Alice from Alice in Wonderland, and Rare Bowgart, dressed as a samurai, arrive.  

Shugitar: "Hey, guys, do you know where Epic Spunge is?"  

Rare Bowgart: "Yeah, he was supposed meet us here."  

Epic Spunge (off-screen): "Did someone say my name?"  

Epic Spunge, dressed as a vampire, appears and starts to walk up and down. 

Shugitar: "He does that all the time during the festival."  

Epic Spunge: "Hey, i was just having a little fun and besides, at least i'm not wearing something embarrassing to go with my costume!"  

Whisp: "What do you mean?"  

Epic Spunge: "Remember when i beat Tyrone at a pumpkin carving contest?"  

Whisp: "Yeah, why?"  

Epic Spunge: "Well, he told me that he's going as a ghost for Halloween, so."  

Tyrone, wearing a white bedsheet over his head with eye holes on it to make him look like a sheet ghost, angrily comes as Epic Spunge snickers.  

Epic Spunge: "Hey, moose head, you look much better with that sheet over your head!" (laughs)  

Whisp, Pummel, PomPom, Fwog, Shugitar, Rare Bowgart, Epic Mammott and Rare Pummel chuckle as well as Tyrone glares at Epic Spunge.  

Tyrone: (growls) "Why are you dressed like that, you old clown?"  

Epic Spunge: "If i'm old, i must be an antique."  

Whisp: "Hey, guys, as soon as we carve the spout and send a message, some Ghost Spinner from another Dimension will be saved!"  

All four exit for Phantom City! Rawt and Reecess, dressed as bandits, come to Tyrone.  

Reecess: "Hey, boss, what's wrong? It's Halloween."  

Rawt: "Yeah, why are you feeling blue?"  

Tyrone: "Because he beat me at a pumpkin carving contest and made me wear this stupid bedsheet over my head while i'm dressed as a ghost. At least no one i know is here to see me like this."  

Reedling, dressed as a mad scientist with fake blood all over him and holding a fake chainsaw, appears and laughs at Tyrone.  

Reedling: "Nice costume! You look like a sheet ghost!"  

Tyrone: "Cut it out, Reedling. You look like a sheet ghost!" 

Rawt and Reecess, dressed as barflies, come to Tyrone.  

Rawt: "Hey, boss, what's wrong?  It's Halloween."  

Rawt: "Yeah, why are you feeling blue?"  

Tyrone: "Because he made me wear a fake, fake beard, fake wig, fake blood, and a bedsheet made out of fake, fake pumpkin all over my head so no one would believe that i'm a sheet ghost?"

Poppette, dressed as a cat, appears next to Reedling.  

Poppette: "Hey, boss.  You're lookin' mighty pale.  You feeling sick?"  

reedling nods.  She guides him toward Poppette, handing him a teacup in his hand.

Whisp: "By the way, Epic Spunge, how long does Tyrone have to wear the sheet?"  

Epic Spunge: "For the rest of the night or until i say a bad word!"  

Mrs. Bruce pulls out the cake, he's now getting the cake with the-

Fwog: "Hey, Epic Spunge, trick-or-treat! May i eat your-"  

Epic Spunge: "Spooky, may i eat your-" 

And some people boo and boo, 

Epic Spunge: "Trick or treat, that's what you're here for" 

And they disappear again, even more fantastically, so that now he looks like. 

Fwog: "Oh, nevermind. Hehe."  

Epic Spunge: "Yeah, nevermind. That's what i thought."  

Rare Bowgart: "So, how about so games?"  

Epic Mammott: "Good idea! Let's go!"  

Whisp, Pummel, PomPom, Fwog, Epic Spunge, Shugitar, Rare Bowgart, Epic Mammott and Rare Pummel went to play games at the festival. They played Whac-a-Mole, Ring Toss, Duck Tank, Balloon And Pond, Skeeball, Bingo and Ring the Bell and get prizes. Meanwhile, Tyrone is trying to get the cake. Theremind, wearing a hockey mask and holding a fake machete, comes to Tyrone.  

Theremind: "You know your costume is nothing but a white bedsheet, right?"  

Tyrone: "It was all Epic Spunge's fault!"  

Theremind: "Epic Spunge was pretty evil. My fault, that's all."  

Tyrone glares at Theremind.  There's a knock at the door.  

Tyrone: "That's the Allstar. Now, uh, let's get upstairs. The person who's about to get out of the hospital is already dead."  

There Mindooo r lok at the There's another knock at the door.  Hesitates.  He takes a few steps to the door.  Then, goes to open it.  It's Richard.  He walks in.  

Richard: "Hey Theremind, how's it going?"  

There Mindooo: "Great.  Hey, can you get me some of that pizza? Just a little. i gotta work on it a little bit more."  

Richard: "i guess i can get it for you.  How much more do you need?"  

There Mindooo rips off a piece of his mask.  His face is in serious pain.  It looks painful.  He puts the mask back on.  He looks a little desperate.  There Mindooo rips off the rest of his mask.  He tries to hide the pain of getting it off with his hand.  It's bad.  There Mindooo shows He doesn't have the strength to get through it.  There Mindoo tries to put the mask back on.  It's awful.  He sighs heavily.  

Richard: "It's no big deal.  You'll be fine.  i'll get it myself."  

There Mindooo: "That's ok.  There's plenty."  

Richard opens a drawer.  Takes out a bottle of Hard Rock. Haru runs.  

Haru: "Run for your lives!" 

Risky Boots, also running now, is faster than the other runners, who are barely half a mile behind.  Haru watches Kurowi.  Kurowi just looks ahead.

Haru: "Risky Boots is back and she's here to destroy the HaruLand Halloween Festival!"  

Whisp: "What?! Risky Boots?! This can't be good!"  

Theremind: "What is she doing here? She ought to be in the Ninja tightvillage with her comrade Pollu.  she not afraid of us anymore, right, Haru?  

Haru: "No, there's no time to explain! i just came for you Haru!  come on, we need to get out of here!"  

Dizzy, blindfolded, ready to drop the ninja, swims out from the shadows with the volume up on Ninja (8) and Running Cloud.  As they panic-rush to shore, the theremin starts playing, the volume increasing.  Whispers of theremin music can be heard from afar.  Wearing a ski mask to disguise himself, Johnboat, a paperboy, realises he's there and dashes out from under the table.

Haru: "But Risky doesn't, Theremind! Unless we do something about it, she's gonna destroy the festival and ruin Halloween!"  

Epic Spunge: "Ruin Halloween?! Not if i can help it!"  

Whisp: "i can't let Risky Boots ruin Halloween!"  

Rare Pummel: "i'm right behind you!"  

Risky Boots and Haru race for the door.  

Haru: "You guys have to come back right now!  But when you do, i have to tell you something!"  

They're gone as Haru turns to the Trick or Treaters. 

Risky Boots: "So, this is the HaruLand Halloween Festival, eh? Makes me sick! i hate Halloween!  Boo!"  

Cicadas Ripping Through the Air: "This will be your farewell to class, President. You'll be gone before you know it, most likely.  You can be sure of one thing, though:  You'll never forget how much you learned here.  We'll never see you again."  

Drakan straightens his tie, winces, and jots down the last sentence.  He hangs it on his desk, makes a note. Maulch angrily comes as Maleficent's goons appear.  

Maulch: "Now see here, ya'll dirty pirate! You are not welcome here and i have my goons with me, so i strongly urge you to git in line! Don't look like a fool, because there'll be hell to pay!"  

Drakan: "i don't care what your goons think. Get out of here before i really get angry."  

Viper: "What the heck?  Let's me and him go play-dead for a spell?"  

Drakan: "i've always wondered what really happens when you play-"

Risky Boots: (sarcastic) "Oh, I'm so frightened of an old hag!"

Maulch: "This old hag was something of a dear friend of mine. No one likes to talk about old people but i couldn't be more proud to call her my sister. Sister!  Hag with a fancy-schmancy name and a night-and-day dress on!  Sister!"  

Maulch and his minions leave.  

Drakan stares at the picture of the hag, as if he was never going to get the rest of his night's sleep.  He picks up the picture and looks at it long and hard.  Then he takes it over to a table that is full of similar pictures of women of every description that he thinks belongs on the family album.  He looks at some of them with some admiration.  This is obviously a man's town.

Whisp: "Trick-or-treat, Risky!"  

Risky Boots: "Ugh! That brat must have serious allergies!  Meek, eternally skinny and bad luck!  The million dollar question is what kind of s&m club could possibly accommodate  that information?"

Bones Feet: "If i got the care of a different slutty king of all sluts, i might be okay as an alternate dream agent.  In any case, this isn't the way i roll!  Here’s a tip: avoid all questions about citizenship!"  

Snooty "Ironsides": i'm not saying you can’t cross the ocean!  Just try not to do it on Halloween!"  

Gargamel: You could very well be an honorary Halloween Guest!  

Snooty "Cucumber": why can't i die without getting that ugly tatoo?  

Badland: If you could only fly on an exotic exotic bird, would you be tempted to take a dive?  

Maud: "Only to “kiss” a florist?  If you could find that one non- common dick jock scorned by every girl in the school, would you?  

Anyone you know: "It’s wrong of me to waste your time or put myself on the table!"  

Bucky: Does it really matter whether i agree with you on a lot of stuff? 

Toad: i’m a Devil, not a crazy one!  The hillbilly screams with each sentence: "Crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy!"  

Karmic numerology: "The real question is how are you going to go about it?"  

Brainy: If you could go into every house one week and talk to all the inhabitants with a super strong dictaphone.  

Stupid Rabbit: You'll get out of this alive! 

Epic Spunge: "No thanks, i've already got one!" (turns into a Superman Tattoo) 

Theremind: (laughs) "Looks like someone's got a bad case of the battys! i guess you don't know how to defeat a pira-"  

a Tinkerbat fires a cannon at Theremind and out came a ball of Shadow Lilies that knocked him out and caused him to sneeze.  

Theremind: "Shadow Lilies!  On command!  Good job on that one, Tinkerbat!"  Youve gotta be kidding me.  

He gurgles with air.  He starts rising. 

Rare Pummel: "Hey! Pick on someone your own size!" (turns into a Wookiee Tattoo) 

Theremind:(laughs) "Even you are no match for the power of the Pumplestiff!  Ha!  Strange adlibs here, followed by a solid from Wookiee Tattoo)

The Tinkerbats fire a cannonball at Rare Pummel, who reverted back to normal, as she dodges the cannonballs until one hits her and sends her right into the same hay pile Music Baron landed on.  

Music Baron: "You too, Rare Pummel?"  

Rare Pummel: "Yeah."  

Rawt: "Let's stop Risky Boots!"  

Reecess: "Yeah, she'll never get away with this!"  

Rawt and Reecess run. Music Baron sees Tyrone walking away.  

Music Baron: "Tyrone? Is that you under that bedsheet?" 

Tyrone: "Yes.  Yes that's me."  

Music Baron sighs.  He chases Tyrone who is running away.  Music Baron chases Tyrone for a good distance.  When he overtakes him, he becomes enraged.  

Music Baron: "Come on! What are you afraid of? Who are you really running after?"  

Tyrone: "i'm not running after anyone.  Maybe, they're off my map. i'm just looking for my map.  i know it's under my bedsheet.  i saw where you buried it last."  

Music Baron sighs.  He pulls out the map.  He finds the spot where Tyrone buried his map.  He starts digging with his tail.  

Tyrone: "You're digging for my map?  What has gotten into you?"  

Music Baron: "If that's what chasing after girls is, and profits, then that's what i'm after.  Lose to me.  i want to go home."  

Tyrone: "Okay.  How do i get back?  i'll go to the hospital, and i'm waiting for you to say 'there!" . "".  But the van leaves in five minutes.  How can i miss by then?  By then, my whole family won't know where i am."  

Music Baron: "Don't worry. It's okay.  i'll just check on you.  You're safe here."  

Tyrone: "How could you say such a thing?  Really? okay?"  

Music Baron sighs.  He turns his back and walks away.  Tyrone grins.  He sits down with all of his toys and watches the door.  Then, he starts to play.  Suddenly he stops with his toy; he puts down it on the floor.  

Baron Pinto's voice: "And who knows, maybe you'll feel better soon?"  

He turns around.  Baron Pinto stands there.  Tyrone takes the wand off the table and examines it.  It is a red wand.  There is a crucifix in the wand.  He plays with the wand with childish delight.  

Baron Pinto's voice: "What do you think i am, a wizard?"  

Tyrone's face relaxes at the thought of what Baron Pinto is capable of.  He reaches down.  He sniffs the air with delight.  It is Baron Pinto's voice again.

He hears Rawt and Reecess's screams.  

Tyrone: "What the?"  

Rawt and Reecess land on Tyrone.  

Reecess: "Sorry we failed to defeat Risky Boots, boss."  

Rawt: "Yeah, we didn't have a ghost Ghost Hunter--"  

Rawt raises his hand to go, but Reecess smacks him with a kick to the stomach.  Rawt recoils.  Reecess releases a chuckle and angrily scowls at Tyrone. Back with Whisp and Haru.  

Haru: "Whisp, i now put your remark to rest. We can stop Risky Boots together."  

Whisp: "Great idea, Haru. Let's do it!"  

Risky Boots: "Don't get too cocky! i haven't had a chance to study your four corners in just over two hundred days. You must be very advanced to be certain of your mission."  

Risky Boots: "As i advanced so shall you.  You may have difficulty concealing your moves.  For this reason, i shall provide your two crooked corners to match mine."  

Hari: "Good idea, boss."  

Haru's Two crooked corners: (smile)

Risky Boots: "What are you implying?"  

Haru: "Halloween is an awesome holiday and if you don't see it, then you are a dirty, cruel, arrogant, bad-tempered witch!"  

Risky Boots: "i don't know what to tell you, lady, but Halloween isn't for me, it isn't my thing. i'm over that."  

Then comes Swayie: "You know, i haven't been this fucking ugly and crappy in like a fuckin' year!"  

Swayie moves to one of the window panels and opens it.  She picks up a pretty crow and out she comes. Whisp pushes the button and Risky Boots and her Tinkerbats get blasted out of the festival.  

Whisp: "Bye, Risky! Happy Halloween!"  

Drexx is all like, "Eww!  Eww!  Eww!"  Drexx then breaks into a really annoying grin. Back at the HaruLand Halloween Festival, the guests cheered at Whisp and Haru's teamwork and heroism.  

PomPom: "That was amazing!"  

Pummel: "You two rock!"  

Fwog: "Yeah!"  

Rare Pummel: "Way to go, Whisp and Haru!"  

Whisp: (smiles) "Thanks, guys!"  

Haru: "Yeah, we saved Halloween."  

Theremind: "Hey!" (sneezes) "What about." (sneezes) ".me?!" (sneezes)  

Haru: "Oh yeah." (takes the Shadow Lilies and throws them aside) "There! You're welcome!"  

Theremind: "Okay." (floats away)  

Epic Spunge: "It's good that you two saved Halloween, but at least i beat Tyrone at a pumpkin carving contest and it looks like he'll be wearing that sheet for the rest of the night!" (laughs snarkily and walks off, then stubs his foot on a rock and screams) "yeeeeeooooow! My dolphin chirp chirped my foot off!"  

The blacksmith was trying to bend a piece of metal into the likeness of a heart.  He glances at his strange metal heart, a frown on his face.  montage - Whispers and Haru sing "May the best man win" and "You are me!"  Risky Boots, Swayie and Dorex defeat Tinkerbats.  The kids also defeat Tinkerbats.  Hyrule is crowded with giant monsters and outcasts of the human world.  It's Halloween the way it should be: scary, wild, queer, and loud.  a Merman and a Seal deliver to the castle.  the two maids (henrietta & kylie) help the children with the decorations.  mister nemo is attacked by Tinkerbats.  oogie boogie comes out of nowhere with his levitating arm and flies through the room.  Monsterkickers cross the stage to help scare the kids.  Carver lies in a chair, can barely walk, but tries.  Tinkerbats attack a group of children in a barn.  Oogie boogie falls on top of a fallen Carver and collects him in his levitating arm.  Carver's hand touches his heart and he starts to glow green.  G scoreboard, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.  Harmy Hauler 1 runs past the mayhem of Prong and Sneeze.  Scoreboard reads 5, 6.  Harmy Hauler 2 is carried off by the Rancis Brothers towards the car.  Scoreboard reads 5, 6.  Harmy Hauler 1 is down by the Candyland Factory, scoreboard reads 5, 6.  Five Guys almost get trampled in the hospital, scoreboard reads 3, 4, 5.  Harmy Hankers 1 and 2 touch Carver's unbreakable body, the Rancis Brothers seem confident.  Time table (1987): 1)  Evil Spangler comes running down the street, catches Jerry and throws him into a store, two other Rancis Brothers make an unbreakable wall.  2)  One The Rancis Brothers swing on a tree, hitch a ride on the back of an ied which is flying across the street.  3)  Wepoon grabs an arm of a Carver and roars at him, the Rancis Brothers make a rush for it, scoreboard reads 3, 4, 5.  4)  Evil Spangler stops on a whim and flies in a perfectly executed high way attack on a truck, it gets caught, ready for perfect drive out or in, he gets a free shot at the player screaming "Cheap Me."  evil spangler (faking cry) buy a shiny toy for baby, cheap!  Hahahahahahahaha.  Scoreboard read 8, 9.  Evil Spangler looks around the theater and spots a rattle ride, he turns around to see a muppet being thrown around and whacked by one.  Evil Spangler rings a doorbell, makes his way to the muppet and flicks a knife.  The muppet has no choice but to drive out with the knife in it.  The doorbell rings.  Evil Spangler gets in front of the muppet and says, "i'll take it!"  The muppet, having no idea, starts to slap the doorbell twice.  3)  Evil Spangler suddenly picks up a huge boogie board with one of the Rancis Brothers in it and drops it like a truck, the Rancis Brothers and Evil Spangler try to un-break the door, but it won't budge.  scoreboard reads 8, 9.  Then there are the humongous "s" shaped metal doors. 

Epic Spunge: (realizes what he said in embarrassment and sweatdrops) "Uh-oh. i said a bad word. i guess this means Tyrone gets to take the sheet off early." (laughs sheepishly)  

Tyrone comes to Epic Spunge from behind, takes the sheet off of him to reveal his two boys.  Aladdin and Toto in adorable t-shirt and shorts, lounging on a bed, playing "Hotel Deluxe" by Mumford & Sons.  Slowly, the guys look off to the side and give each other the holy40 “he’s-out-classed” eye. 

Tyrone: (whispers into Epic Spunge's ear and taps his shoulder) "Oh, Epic Spunge." (chuckles evilly) "Guess who."  

Epic Spunge: "Huh?" (turns around)  

Tyrone: "boo."  (reacts, blows smoke ring in his face)  

Epic Spunge: "Okay, Tyrone."  (whispers again to Tyrone) "Comrade. Can i call you Tyrone now?"  

Tyrone: "That's a great idea, Epic Spunge.  i really need to make a call back to my boss."  

Winnie's brother, Sinjin and cousin, Anton walk into the room carrying pillowcases and mops.

Epic Spunge: (screams) "aaaaah!" (trips over a pumpkin and falls) "Seriously?"  

Tyrone: "That's right! i got you good!" (laughs) "Best Halloween trick ever!"  

Epic Spunge: "At least things can't get any worse."  

Haru turns into a towering figure to stand on the stake. 

Epic Spunge and Tyrone: "Huh?"  

Haru then transform into a maze.  Everyone has to figure out how to get through and once they do, they must race through each other to get to the end.  Man.  they.  save.  pretty consistently.  

Jack: "Damn, maybe you should be making t- shirts."  

Walden: "Oh really, you’re good."  

a baby back wrangler screams "Let’s get him through!"

Haru reverts back to normal and laughs as everyone else laughs as well.  

Whisp: "Great trick.  Brilliant."  

Tyrone: "Absolutely.  i’m the real thing!"  

Linda pats Haru's back. 

Haru: "Anything to make sure we have a happy Halloween!" (winks)  

Haru and her friends have fun at the HaruLand Halloween Festival while Rooba is still being chased by Arackulele.  He catches up to them but they rush off in different directions.