A Scared Standing (Alt Version)

 (Patient and Humanity are Playing a Wonder Charity Video Game) 

(Wonder Charity Beats the Final Boss in the Game, and Jumps with Happiness) 

Humanity: Wowee! We won! Yes, yes, yes, yes! 

Patient: But how did we win, Humanity? 

Humanity: i don't know. Gimme five! (Patient and Humanity High Five Each Other) 

Chastity: Hey, guys, Charity has brought some awesome news! 

Humanity: What is it, Charity? 

Charity: We're all invited to a Halloween costume party! 

Host: i'm hosting that!  And yours truly is going to be our host.  

Humanity: So.why do we need to be so weird, Charmed?  

Charity: To get invited. (She says this very quietly, but the girls  know it.)  

Patient: i'm worried, maybe we're not weird enough, anymore.  i mean, they've got scary costumes and a party and stuff, we're gonna be judged on how good our costumes are.  How scary is that?  All the guys, including me, look at the costumes; the theme is "Scary."  An evil Dr. Frankenstein dress is too on the tame side. Mr. Jefferies wants to be Jack Sparrow, complete with eye patch.  Brie thinks she can be Jessica Roger's Death, complete with cape.  Chastity wants to be two-faced Trainspotter.  Not too serious, basically.  They all sort of laugh and embrace and Mooch doesn't really have anything better to say.  aha!  They fall off their mooch-induced steeples and go from humping lookalike to a low-key hobble as they begin to head home.  

Suddenly, we see just a corner of the party, it's being sort of secret and weird and creepy.  The moon hangs in the night sky, evil black clouds gather to form a spooky backdrop.  "Hey, guys, can we get together later at this point?" , and "Two pints of Krabby Patty for everyone?"

Charity: Now, we all need to make costumes and put them on, so i need your help. 

Wisdom: Awesome! i can't stop thinking about Halloween! 

Temper: i'm gonna be Jacqueline. 

Charity: i'm gonna be Miguel. 

Humanity: i'm gonna be a witch. 

Charity: i'm gonna be a crackpot. 

Wisdom: Charity, you're the crackpot. i don't wanna be the crackpot.  i wanna be the smart crackpot.  i'm the good crackpot.  i don't wanna be the bad, dumb crackpot.  i wanna be the crackpot who tries to save everybody, even the bad crackpots.  

Temper: My name's Temper.

(Charity Comes Out as Miguel) 

(Chastity Comes Out as Frankenstein) 

(Patient Comes Out as Roberta Tubbs) 

(Kind Comes Out as a Surfer) 

(Humility Comes Out as a Cowgirl) 

(Temper Comes Out as Jacqueline) 

(Polite and Humor Come Out as Pikachu and Jigglypuff) 

(Humanity Comes Out as a Witch) 

(Femme Fatale Comes Out as the Trashy-Monster) 

(Schwartzy Comes Out as the Taboo Man) 

(Bianca Comes Out as Chucky). 

All the images depict young females enjoying intercourse with different men.

(Confident Comes Out as a Vampire) 

(Diligence Comes Out as a Ninja) 

(Vitality Comes Out as a Dragonfly) 

(Vanity Comes Out as a Spider) 

(Calamity Comes Out as a Boat Rider) 

(Trust Comes Out as an Angel) 

(Healthy Comes Out as Elsa the Snow Queen) 

(Sympathy Comes Out as a Butterfly) 

(Prudent Comes Out as an Astronaut) 

(Compassion Comes Out as a Ballerina) 

(Love Is a Friend). 

(Continued)  Water sizzles.

(Sanity and Shy Come Out as a Clown and Racer) 

(Silly Comes Out as a Crocodile Hunter) 

(Happy Comes Out as a Scientist) 

(Utility Comes Out as Elvis Presley) 

(Humidity Comes Out as a Flamingo Dancer) 

(Pride Comes Out as a Bartender) 

(Greed Comes Out as a Soccer Player) 

(Remedy Comes Out a s Hula Dancer)

(Pride Comes Out as a Crocodile Hunter) 

(Sanity Comes Out as a Pickle) 

(Fooled Comes Out as a Hedgehog) 

(Don't Come Out as a Clown) 

(Sleeps as a Donkey) 

(Excitement Comes Out as a Cockroach) 

(Pain Comes Out as a Bushhog) 

(Madness Comes Out as a Clown) 

(Groans as a Baboon) 

(Sraged comes out as an Elephant) 

(All Fools come out as a Goose) 

(Relief comes out as a Pomeranian) 

(What an Excuse? Finds its Way out as a Pigeon) 

(Screw you!  You stab me in the back and i still come out as a Dove) 

(i'm a Fool for Christ) 

(Pride Springs out as a Speedometer) 

(This is terrible!  Got to go out of town.)

(Amity Comes Out as Snow White) 

(Yummy Comes Out as Dorothy Gale) 

(Chance Comes Out as a Part-Timer) 

(Kelly and Samantha Come Out as Riley and Elycia) 

(Love Comes Out as a Mermaid) 

(Courage and Peace Come Out as Pepe Le Pew and Penelope Pussycat) 

(Passion Comes Out as a Hot Rod) 

(Dream Comes Out as Cinderella) 

(Effervescent Comes Out as Mulan) 

(Tranquility Comes Out as a Gentleman)

(Paradise Comes Out as a Student) 

(Transcendentale Comes Out as a Noun) 

(Like a Colossus and Pole) 

(i can Read Anything Now! As Reading) 

(i'm a Brilliant Artist! i'm Pretty Awful!)

(Wisdom Comes Out as a Knight in Shining Armor) 

(Hope Comes Out as a Wizard) 

(Faith and Luck Come Out as a Fairy and Bumblebee) 

(Rainbow Vivid Comes Out as Chel) 

(Grace Comes Out as a Pirate) 

(Joy Comes Out as a Superhero) 

(Loyalty Comes Out as a Musketeer) 

(Love and Romance Come Out as a Heart and Firetruck.  Music continues.  montage - day dreams.  

(Joy and Love are in a park eating ice cream cones and reading love letters from each other.  They both smile.)  

(Joy and Love write Love Letter to each other.)  

(Joy and Love shower.)  

(Joy and Love pretend to have sex.)  

(Joy and Love laugh together.)  

(Joy and Love read their sweet letters to each other.)  

(Joy and Love drink coffee together.  They both laugh.)  

(Joy and Love write Letter to each other.  Joy continues reading as all the memories pop into frame.)

(TIME WARP)

Wisdom: i think i'm a knight in shining armor. 

Humanity: You look good. 

(Wisdom Goes Heart-Eyed): Thanks, Humanity. 

Boys: Run!  

Girls: (covering her mouth) Bye-bye.  we see what she meant by (covering her mouth).

Charity: Okay, guys, we're going to Mill's school and meeting the girl ghouls. 

(Everyone Cheers) 

Loyalty: Do you know how to get there, Charity? 

(Charity Nods): Mm-hmm. Follow me, everyone. (leads the rest of the group) 

Loyalty: Let's hit it!  (takes up the rear) --by coincidence, the group is slow, spaced-out, looking more like a quartet than a group.

Charity: i'm so excited to meet Mill, aren't you, guys? 

Patient: You betcha! 

Chastity: Me, too! 

Grace: These ghouls are gonna be friendly, right, Charity. 

Charity: Yes, Grace. 

Wisdom: i think these ghouls are always friendly. 

(Loyalty Puts her Hand on Wisdom's Shoulder) 

Loyalty: Wisdom, i want you to be brave enough. You're a big girl. 

(Wisdom Goes Heart-Eyed): Thanks for the idea, Loyalty. You're a good friend. Hey, Charity? 

Charity: Yes, Wisdom? 

Wisdom: Are we probably gonna play Halloween games and have a feast? 

Charity: i believe so. Whatever you do, Wisdom, don't jump in Peace's arms if there's anything scary. i promise.  

Wisdom: Thanks, Charity.  

Charity: i'm gonna be a little nervous, but i'll make it through this!  Oh, yeah?  

Charity: Nope, sorry.  i really am. 

Charity: Hello? Anybody home? 

Mill (Off-Screen): Come on in. 

Wisdom: w-Who said that? 

Mill: Why, i did. It's me, Mill. It's me.  

Wisdom: No, you're not.  

Mill: Of course i am.  

Mill is breaking into the house.  

Wisdom: You're not!  This is a nightmare.  

Will Wisdom is sitting in a chair in his living room.  He's glowering with confusion, anger, and fear.  

Charity: What's wrong?  

Will Wisdom: Mill!  My little boy, my brave boy!  i thought i'd forgiven you!  Didn't i!  

Charity (Off-Screen): Where is he?  

Will Wisdom: Listen to me. Mill is gone.  The boy has taken him away.  

Charity: Where'd he go?  

Will Wisdom (Grunting, Mutters, Fumbles for his wallet and removes it from his pocket and extends it in front of her)

Mill: It sure has, Charity. Who are you friends? 

Charity: This is Chastity, Patient, Kind, Humility, Temper, Polite and Humor, Humanity, Calamity, Vitality, Trust, Healthy, Sympathy, Prudent, Vanity, Diligence, Confident, Sanity, Shy, Silly, Happy, Utility, Humidity, Pride, Greed, Remedy, Amity, Yummy, Chance, Kelly, Samantha, Love, Courage, Passion, Peace, Dream, Effervescent, Tranquility, Wisdom, Hope, Faith, Luck, Rainbow Vivid, Grace, Joy, and Loyalty. 

Their tears spill onto Maggie's lips.  

Mill: And i'm sorry.  

Charity: But you don't have to tell.  Give it time.  

Mill: You'll see.  

Mill: And when i find you, it'll all be over.  

Charity: Why?  

Mill: My life is his life.  

They kiss, but she doesn't stop.  She enjoys the energy between them.  If her emotions were worth anything at all, she knows it's a golden spot.  

Charity: They are sweet.  

Mill: Thank you.  

Mill: And their secret lives together are like nothing else.  

Mill: Believe me.  

Mill: i promise.

(Vlaya Mummy Appears) 

(Wisdom Screams and Jumps in Peace's Arms): Simu, what's wrong?

From out of nowhere, two riding asses reach their speed through the air and slam into Oppo.  The Evil Demons fell off their mounts, dragging a frightened Oppo along the ground.  The humans join Oppo on the ground.

Mill: Don't be afraid, Wisdom. This is my friend, Vlaya Mummy. He's harmless. 

(Vlaya Mummy Nods his Head in Agreement) 

Mill: Welcome to my school. 

Faith: We heard you were having a party at your school. 

Luck: And your girls are here to greet us. 

Mill: Yes. Girls, come forth, please. Girls, come forth!  They roar as you meet their eyes.  One by one girls begin walking forward toward our target.  

Beam of Danger Two: We come here to protect you.  

Mill: How, friend, are your eyes this time?  One by one, he wiggles his eyes.  

Beam of Danger Three: We come here to protect you.  

Mill: Are you a full moon this night, Buddhas?  

The group cheer and roar.  Angels kneel before him and shake their heads.  

Mill: You're all full of questions tonight.  

Faith: We wanted to make sure that our Papa was safe.  

Faith Wiggles her eyes as she turns around and looks at her sisters.  

Vlaya Mummy: Where's papa?  

Mill looks at the three Angels in back.  Faith and the other two angels kneel before him.  Luck is left alone.  Mill looks worriedly at Wisdom.

(Dr. Buzzbidka as a Bat Flies Forth, then Turns into a Human) 

Dr. Buzzbidka: Hello. My name is Dr. Buzzbidka. It's fang-tastic to meet you all. 

Heey: And i'm Heey. i'm a witch. 

Carie: And i'm Carie. 

Franctel: My name's Franctel. 

Lindsen: i'm Lindsen. 

Gwlga: i'm Gwlga. 

Tessla: i'm Tessla: 

Gushemina: My name's Gushemina. 

Wiline: i'm Wiline. 

Bonna: i'm Bonna. 

Vlaya: And i'm Vlaya Mummy. 

Mill's Girls: And we're Mill's Girls! 

(Charity and his Friends aren't Scared, but Smile)

Dr. Buzzbidka: Is it?  His eyes are red, his ears are black.  

(The scene is crazy bright) 

As he walks, he starts changing into a 7-year-old boy.  It's Flint  Then he walks into Leland. Then he walks into Chester.  Then he walks into Peter.  Everyone stares at him.  He walks up to Peter and looks him over.  and smiles.

(Black Hole Has a Rope and Attempts to Bring Charity Up) 

Black Hole: i got her! i got her, boys! (An Alligator Shows Up) 

Black Hole: i didn't get her. (The Alligator Chases Off Black Hole, Unity, and Purity) 

Black Hole: we got her!  i got her, girls!  (The Alligator Shows Up) 

Black Hole: i didn't get her!  (The Alligator Chases Off Black Hole, Unity, and Purity) 

Black Hole: we got her!  i got her, girls!  (Unity and Purity are on their Car Roof, Fighting Against the Alligator) 

Black Hole: i didn't get her, i swear  (The Alligator Showing Up) 

Black Hole: i got her!  i got her, boys!  (Unity and Purity run to Black Hole) 

Black Hole: i didn't get her!  (Unity runs into the Zoo) 

Black Hole: i didn't get her, i swear  

Black Hole: i got her, boys!  (Purity and the Alligator surround and freeze the Alligator) 

Black Hole: i didn't get her, i swear  (i Wish i Hadn't).  Hey, Lo.  i can't believe it.  i saw you.

Heey: Look, Humanity. i love to hang the decorations. The ghosts fly through the air. 

Humanity: Wow! 

Bonna: Hey, Grace, there's a witch living in this room like Heey. 

Grace: Very nice. 

Wiline: Hey, Chastity, Patient. Me and Gushemina are carving a face in a pumpkin, and we place them on the porch where they can glow. 

Gushemina: What she said. 

Chastity: Awesome! 

Patient: Yeeaaaah! 

Gwlga: Look, Vitality. i tied a few threads to this yarn in knots and braids to make a web. It's like a spider has made. 

Vitality: Outstanding. 

Dr. Buzzbidka: Confident, i hang the decoration to look like bats. 

Confident: Amazing. 

Lindsen: Hey look, Kind and Humility, me and Carie filled a bowl of candy for everyone who goes trick-or-treating. 

Carie: That's right. 

Kind and Humility: Wow. 

Vlaya: Look, Wisdom. Me, Franctel, and Tessla made our own bags to knock on any doors and saying trick or treating. 

Franctel: Exactly. 

Tessla: Definitely. 

Wisdom: That's my line. But nice. 

Vlaya: What are your names?  

Kaylani giggles.  

Kaylani: Nightbreeeeed.  

Flapjack: Look at all the festivities me and Phylia pulled out for the party. 

Phylia: And there are something else for me and Phylia.  

Flapjack: Oh my God!  

Wind: you wanna be a bat?  

Me: i would!  

And Phylia: What about you, Wind?  And with that, all of the ghosts turn to wind and move back on their directions.  

Dr. Buzzbidka: i hang the decoration.  

Me: Look at you!  

Dr. Buzzbidka: raaaaarrrrrr!!!  

Hangs decoration.  It is lit up with new colors.  Holds it up in the light for us to see.  It's made of snowflakes!  It says "dr. buzzing" in it.  

Wisdom: uuuuppowwow!  

Dr. Buzzbidka: Hey - Where's the next contestant?  me: Well i can't wait.  

Carie: Silly as can be.  

Flapjack: Where is that hot little number of the month?  

raspberry: Her name is Skinny-Chucker.  

But they are short, short, only one curl.  And they are very curly.  

Flapjack: i think we know her!  

Carrie: Oh baby!  

Cheryl: And it's shaved!  

Peppersky: Watch out if she looks like i did, she's trying to imitate the Dukes of Hazzard girl.

(They Joyfully Finished Decorating) 

Charity: Wow! Look at the school! 

Patient: Yeeaaaah! 

Chastity: Yeah! It's awesome! 

Charity: Let's all have a party. 

Chastity: No!  We'll party here.  

Patient: Yeeaah!  Wooohooo!  

Chastity: Spo-mo!  

Charity: Are you feeling it?  

Chastity: Come on, we're seniors!  Let's go party our asses off!  Woo!  Me and you!  Yeeaah!  

Charity: Let's go to the locker room and party all night.  

Chastity: i have to get ready for the St. Patrick's Day parade.  

Patient: Yeeaah!  We're done with that.  

Chastity: See ya later!  

patient: yeeaaaaah! 

Wisdom: So, is it fun for any of you guys to play volleyball lately? 

Franctel: It sure is. Mill shows up at the volleyball games from time to time. 

Tessla: i agree. You should come to our game sometime, Humanity. 

Humanity: Sounds fun. Still remember how crazy your games used to be then. 

Gushemina: Good times. Good times. Hey, do you guys ever wonder what happened to Sammy and Alexis? (Everyone Agrees) i always wonder that.  

Wisdom: i always wondered that too.  After the game, we always went to that same coffee shop they drove up to after.  

Franctel: There’s a pretty good restaurant there. 

(Humanity Trains the Girls How to Scare Black Hole and his Henchmen) 

(Franctel Lets Out a Shrill Roar) 

(Humanity Helps her Stand Tall and Look Forward) 

(Franctel Roars at Polite and Humor) 

(Humanity Shakes Franctel's Hand) 

(Wiline and Gushemina Rattle Some Chains) 

Humanity: That's it, girls! Rattle those chains! 

(Vlaya Mummy Pumps Up her Strength) 

Humanity: Keep your chin up, kid. Black Hole would be frightened. 

(Humanity Helps Bonna Make a Funny Face) 

(Bonna Makes a Funny Face) 

(Dr. Buzzbidka Turns into a Bat, and Punches a Bag) 

Dr. Buzzbidka: How was that, Humanity? 

Humanity: Not bad. Not bad at all. 

(Heey Makes a Potion in her Cauldron) 

Heey: Double double toil and trouble, fire burn and cauldron bubble. (Cackling) 

(Gwlga and Tessla Do Push-Ups) 

Humanity: You're doing good, girls. Keep going. 

(Lindsen Rises Out of the Water and Roars) 

Humanity: Wow! Yes! Now you're ready. 

(Lindsen Rises into the Air, Shouts) 

(Gushemina and Wiline Storm Off) 

(fraulein von mannheim stews in the sky and she sees Lindsen) 

Dr. Lind: i don't know what they are.  This is getting crazier by the minute.  

(Kimi switches Hands back and forth between Yellow and Green) 

Pink: How do you do it, Dr. Lind?  

Green: Yes.

(Polite and Humor Think of Something, and Pick Up Some Sheets) 

Polite: All people are afraid of ghosts. 

Charity: Who was it? 

Humor: Black Hole and his henchmen come from a scary story that all people tell each other. 

(Scene Fades to Polite, Humor, Humanity, and Vitality Putting the Sheets Over their Heads and Toes) 

Vitality: This will make Black Hole, Unity, and Purity believe we're haunting. 

(Polite, Humor, Humanity, and Vitality Let Out a Ghostly Wail) 

Bonna: That was an impressive wail. (Laughs) 

alyson: Well, maybe not as impressive as h.b. at his best.  

(Humor: a Little Scrap of Paper with a Horrible Story We're All Addicted to) 

Polite: a little scrap of paper with a horrible story we're all addicted to.  

Charity: What was the story?  

Humor: It was written in ink on a little scrap of paper.  

(As the Women andnants laugh, they cover their ears, as the Meningers laugh, they misshire their eyes, and as the Children and more laugh hysterically, they cry out in pain and as the Guardians of the Sky laugh, they get blinded and as the fey and gamers laugh, they all have a sudden giddy up) 

alyson: i'm not sure i get the point.  

(Polite, Humanity, Vitality, and Vitality the Guardian of the Sky make faces like this happens all the time) 

Charity: You're not getting it.  

(Humor: You're not getting it) 

Malik: And what is the funny part?  

Humor: Smiling.  (As the Women laugh) 

Malik: You're getting it.  

(Humor: You're getting it) 

As he talks, he puts her hands on his head and pulls her close.

(Just Then Humor Pops Out as a Ghost, and Wails) 

(Unity and Purity Scream in Terror) 

Unity and Purity: a ghost!! 

(Black Hole Turns Around is Startled) 

(Humor Laughs and Hides) 

Black Hole: Where's the ghost?! It's too black for me to see.  

He sneaks back: 

Black hole: where are the ghosts!?

Unity: Right there! 

Interior Whale: Inter- 

Interior Whale: You called in the ghost hunter!  Cracked lips you have death on your hands!  Now place the hammer back in that bonk!!!  Don't let it hit the case!  

Quicksilver: Greased midnight!  i can't believe you call in the ghost hunter!  i'm Goofy from Scrooge McDuck's filthy swamp!  on inanient squid: What?  it's in!!! on fat jetsam: i didn't call in the ghost hunter!!!  It was inanej- Chug, Chug, Chug!  you won't believe me - i didn't call the ghost hunter, i swear! 

(Black Hole Keeps Searching, but Then Polite Dresses as a Ghost and Walks Towards Black Hole) 

(Polite Wails Like a Ghost) 

(Black Hole Notices Something and Sees Polite Dressed as a Ghost) 

(Black Hole Walkes Into the Dream Space, then Immediately Resumes Spellcasting) 

(Polite Wails Like a Ghost) 

(Black Hole-Vampire Boy Reveal) 

(Black Hole With Nameless Heart Dreams) 

(Black Hole-Vampire Boy Transforms to a Blackhole Vampire) 

(Purple Black Hole Spews Blood) 

(Saturated Purple Monster] 

(Girl Transforms into a Blackhole Vampire) 

(Byeeeeeez!!) 

(Black Hole Transforms to Blackhole, Bombing into Cereal) 

(Black Hole Grows to be Fringe Monster) 

(Black Hole Destroys Cereal) 

(Saturated Black Monster Watches as Sommerfield Dream and laughs) 

(Saturated Monster Grows up from AC7 speakers in Sommerfield’s Bedroom) 

(Saturated Monster-Who’s-a-Cop-Now-Hates-Men-With-ci’s) 

(Saturated Monster Watches [bleep!]

(TIME WARP)

(Black Hole is Startled, and Runs Away) 

(Polite Laughs and Races Off) 

(Black Hole Looks Around and Walks Backwards Nervously) 

(Unity and Purity Look for Charity and his Friends) 

(Unity and Purity Sigh with Relief) 

Unity: i think that's close. We'd better keep looking for Charity and try to stay focused. 

Purity: Right, Unity. (They Head Off) 

(Suddenly, a Ghostly Wail is Heard) 

(It's Humanity, Who Dresses as a Ghost) 

(Unity and Purity are Shocked and Walk Backwards Nervously) 

(Unity and Purity Bump into Humanity)

(They Look at each other)  

(They Sigh and Make a Sign of Tolerance) 

humanity: What is that?  That's not right.

(Humanity Wail like a Ghost) 

(Unity and Purity Jump in Fright) 

(Humanity Races Off) 

Unity: Don't be scared, Unity. You can do this. 

Purity: It's just a trick. It's just a trick. 

(Passion) Love: Didn't we go through this before?  

Passion: Maybe we did.  [They confront the Demon Lord] Get back, you horrid creatures!.  You evil beasts, bad people.  Bad People Are Evil Beasts.

(Black Hole, Unity and Purity Bump Into Each Other and Scream) 

Black Hole, Unity and Purity: Oh, it's you! (They Laugh) Peace! 

Lady Liberty falls over, bang!  (Angle on screen: 9/11/01) The lights in the theater go out, as does the projector, but the film keeps playing in the kids' faces.  Then it shuts off!  Young Girl screams, runs to the railing.  She doesn't know where she is, but from across the room: There's the Liberty Bell.  The inside of an old, rectangular bell shape, round and aged.  The design has circular windows facing the ground.  On the bell, in many languages: liberty bell.  Black Hole, come out of the darkness.  It's not a clear thing to see, but in the back of the woods: a house in the middle of the woods, looks like a castle in the night sky.  Then Black Hole can feel the noise of humanity and how it torments him.  He's at an old house.  It's so old it's crumbling, and looks like it's under siege.  Black Hole, even the crumbling is powerful.  He walks into the castle.  Stops in the entrance.  He doesn't look at the Liberty Bell.  As he puts the arm of his coat up around his shoulders to cover himself: the arm of his coat rises up the door so he's wearing a cloak as he turns and looks at the Liberty Bell.  Angle on Liberty Bell.  On the circular window facing the ground we can make out the face of an old woman in a window on the ground side of the Liberty Bell.  She is gazing at the bell.  She is old and wise looking.  She's callous, but there is a beauty in her.  She looks across at Black Hole.  the liberty bell is up on a pedestal and she is gazing at it. 

(All of a Sudden, Mill's Girls Appear and Scare Black Hole and his Henchmen) 

(Polite, Humor, Humanity and Vitality Also Appear and Scare Black Hole and his Henchmen) 

(Black Hole and his Henchmen are Terrified, they Scream and Run, but they Bumped into Charity, who is Standing) 

Charity: Charity runs from nothing! Run away terrified. 

(Black Hole and his Henchmen are Nervously Thinking): What a nut! 

The Head Henchman lunges at him but another Henchman and Black Hole tackle him to the Stage and Choke him.  He is Terrified and Gasps for His Life.  Black Hole seizes a Restroom and goes in.  And we See Black Hole's Freakish Sneaking and Weird Gatherings.  Charity runs through the Great Shower, and tries to Scare a few People, but Succeeds.  Charity jumps into a tub, which immediately comes on full and Heaves in it.  Screams and Jumps out of the tub.