Its’ Great to Be a Ghost (Alt Version #2)

 The episode opens in the backyard where Pablo greets the viewers and explains that he's a ghost. He the proceeds to scare the viewers and explains that a ghost's job is to haunt and scare people. When Uniqua and Tyrone come out, Pablo proceeds to sic them and start running away.  The two tv's light up but as they are running Pablo stops and allows them to get some distance before he spits on them.

Pablo proceeds to scare them. Uniqua wants to join in, but Tyrone is frightened by the whole thing, saying that ghosts make him nervous. The backyard then transforms and a haunted house appears right in front of them. Pablo and the others notice that they have become trashed.  

Notices that the yard is covered in various animal blood that resembles the human corpses.  Tyrone spots Frisbee's "car" and points it out.  Ceasefires.  Do you see a police car with a siren?  Ceasefires.  i see a police car with a siren?  Then, the lights in the house change and a police car pulls over.  angle on Frisbee as it stops at the stoplight.  

The guys begin to walk back inside.  Suddenly a soft blue light appears all around them as they enter the house.  The light glows brighter as they continue.  The light becomes too strong and Pablo begins to glow. They practice their haunting skills, when an unsuspecting stranger shows up at the front door. It's Tasha. 

They try to scare her, but they can't. So they all decide to play a ghost version of hide and go seek, called hide and go boo. The ghostly trio hides, while Tasha counts. Once Tasha reaches ten, she begins her search.  Tasha spots Pablo inside a portrait, and finds Uniqua inside the library, after making her reveal that she turned invisible. Tyrone is the only hider left, and he's more nervous than ever. 

He stumbles upon a secret room, and backs into a mirror that has a sheet draped over it. Tyrone notices the sheet on him and thinks that another goner is about to enter, when the ghost appears at his side. When Tasha, Uniqua, and Pablo come upstairs, Tyrone comes out of the secret room and Tasha doesn’t realize that he‘s standing right behind her. Uniqua and Pablo fearfully point this out and Tyrone sics the dogs on them.  

When the dogs attack the girls, Tyrone comforts them.  a few moments later, Tasha and Uniqua exchange a glance and both realize that Tyrone isn’t there. The three hide behind a couch but Tyrone finds them and sics the dogs on them again.  

Tyrone apologizes to the girls and tries to explain what happened.  Tasha and Uniqua listen with shock in their faces.  Pablo is stunned but he doesn’t mind. Tyrone manages to scare Pablo and Uniqua out of the house, and manages to scare Tasha enough to make her hide in a closet. However, when he bumps into the closet door, his sheet falls off. 

Uniqua and Pablo tell him that they know it's him, and they all admit that they were scared. As the three ghosts agree that it's great being a ghost in a haunted house, they hear another voice agree with them. They all rouse up from their respective different hiding spaces - with Tasha and Tyrone going last in the closet door - and the three ghosts agree that they'd do it all again.  

This time, Tyrone is the only one in the front room who comes out alive.  Tyrone finishes his coffee, and starts to leave, but is stopped by the look of "What the hell am i doing?"  on his face.  He looks at the stuff left in his cup by the ghosts, and realizes that everything was a scam from the beginning.  Tyrone turns around to everyone else who thinks they're coming after hearing the voice, and the backyard turns back as the kids head into Pablo's house for some apples as a snack. However, they start arguing with their mom about what they should do next.