SpongeBob and his friends go to the Blacksmith Mansion (Alt Version)

 (Episode Begins with SpongeBob Watching Sports on tv) 

SpongeBob: i love watching tv, you guys. 

(SpongeBob Turns to her Friends) 

SpongeBob: You know what, guys? i've been thinking, i think we should talk about the Blacksmith girls. 

Sandals: We sure have, SpongeBob. You're talking about them now. 

Harold: This is a pretty good idea, SpongeBob. 

SpongeBob: Right. Well, the last time i heard, the Seventeen Animal Kids fought off Cruella, and saved the girls from being revoltized. They first entered the school, and met Mrs. Blacksmith and the girls. Their names were Sally, Melissa, Emma, Jessica, and Tina. 

Nat: Awesome! i bet you've never met them before, have you, SpongeBob? 

SpongeBob: No, i haven't, Nat. But i'm planning to right now. 

Gale: That's a great idea, SpongeBob. i bet we're going up there right now. 

SpongeBob: Yes, Gale. 

(SpongeBob Hears a Sound) 

Mr. Claws: Meet my friends here on the circus floor!  But i can't get a permit to go up there, i'm afraid.  

SpongeBob: i see.  Well.

(Foxy Pounces on SpongeBob) 

(chop us into little pieces, me dollar, and Bikini Bottom Pounce, Too) 

SpongeBob: Guys? 

Bikini Bottom: Hi, SpongeBob! We've missed you so much. 

(Bikini Bottom Hugs SpongeBob) 

SpongeBob: Hey, it's nice to see you too, guys. Now, can you help me up? 

Foxy: Sure thing, kid. 

(Foxy Helps SpongeBob Up) 

SpongeBob: Thanks, Foxy. Now, let's all go to the Blacksmith Mansion. 

They head off to get help.  

(a Happier Than Thou Pan thru district) 

We are in the scene where Happy Teary-Wide takes a trip to the Blacksmith Mansion.  She is dressed in a dress that is very tattered and lacks a shoulder.  She is completely at a loss how to get around because, when she gets to the Blacksmith Mansion, her dress becomes ragged and the pointy sleeves dangle a complete distance away.  When she arrives there, she looks around for Chris and Fred and finally sees them with their sailboat.  Happy looks around for them for a second then says.

An anchovy: SpongeBob, that school reminds me of the time Seventeen Animal Kids went there. 

Scooter: We're going in there to meet the girls, right? 

SpongeBob: Right, Scooter. We arrived here at this nice place. 

(SpongeBob Opens the Door, and Slowly Peers Inside) 

SpongeBob: Okay, follow me. 

Sandals: Okay, SpongeBob. That was a nice part of how you peered inside. 

SpongeBob: Thanks, Sandals boy. 

Just as he finishes, the door shuts behind him.  SpongeBob sees through the window what's happening.  Strunk, dressed in a rat costume.  He punches Patrick, lands a punch to SpongeBob's face, then gets ready to close the door. .  but, he's quickly distracted by the approaching Scooter.  SpongeBob stands there in shock for a few moments, then scrambles inside.  

SpongeBob: Okay, let's go

Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob! Hey, stop that!  You won't believe what happened.  

The Sandals' door closes on Patrick's wrist.  The Anchor Man lowers the studio's control desk into position.  We see nothing but blackness, then an image appears of the 4-bit computerized earth. .  and back to black. .  until we see the image again. .  with the dialog showing a clicking sound like someone trying to change a channel.  There's the soapbox.  We're close on Patrick's wrist.  The corner of Strunk's black shoe steps on Patrick's wrist.  We see the effect.  a cleet looks at the damage, then up at him.  dick grayson: What do you mean: electronic?  This isn't like you.  He presses buttons.  He turns the t.v. dials as high as he can go, and, boooommmmmm!!! , a bank of four- bit computers flickers with fury.  a spotlight hitches back, then darts up to the very edge of the sky.  We go wider, then to reveal, close on: Strunk and Scooter, having an awesome conversation.

Mrs. Blacksmith: Welcome, dear friends. 

SpongeBob: You must be Mrs. Blacksmith. 

Mrs. Blacksmith: Yes, my dear. 

Nat: Are you gonna introduce us to your girls? 

Mrs. Blacksmith: Yes, young lady. 

Melissa (Off-Screen): You hear that, girls? They're here to meet us. 

SpongeBob: Did you guys hear that? 

Nathiel Waters: Yeah. 

Gale: We sure did, SpongeBob. 

SpongeBob: i heard a voice ring out. 

(Melissa Pops Out of Nowhere and Lets Out a Howl) 

Harold: Wow! a werewolf! 

Melissa: Right. i'm Melissa, the werewolf who howls. So are all the girls.  

Maude: We're supposed to be scientists.  

Melissa: Yes we are, i don't know if i can keep up.  

Betty: Now honey, you've got to act like you're going to kill me.  

Ashton: Well i'll do it with you right this second!  How you doing?  

Melissa: Of course i'm fine.  

(Nathan enters): It's time.

Sally: And i'm Sally. Fang-tastic you're here. 

SpongeBob: What do you think, guys? 

Foxy: They look very cool. 

Me dollar: Right, Foxy. 

(Emma and Tina Appear) 

Emma: Hi, there. My name's Emma, the mummy's daughter. 

Nat: Aw, look at that cute little mummy. Don't leave her hanging. She'll only pull a fast one on you.  

Steve: Look at our boat.  It's got a leg sticking out, an oar on each side.  a stack of treasure chests under the poop deck.  

Man: Let's get this treasure chest aboard.  Hit it!  

Otis: The treasure chest is aboard.  Race you to it.  If you get it before the other two, it's yours.  

Kelly: Hi, i'm Kelly.

Tina: i'm Tina, the other mummy's daughter. 

SpongeBob: i think we're missing someone. 

(Jessica Laughing) 

Jessica: Hi! My name's Jessica. My friends call me Jessie. 

SpongeBob: It sure is a long staircase.  Don't you think?  

Tina: Well yeah, 'cause there are lines you ain't never seen before you ain't never gonna be able to tell what they are. 

SpongeBob: Nice to meet you all. My name's SpongeBob. 

Sandals: I'm Sandals. 

Harold: I'm Harold. 

Sandy: And i'm Sandy. And these are SpongeBob's other friends, Nazz-Mimi, Jimmy-Gus, Mr. Krabs, Mrs. Puff, Fred, Patrick, Francis, Bill, Squidward, Gale, Foxy, me dollar, Bikini Bottom, chop us into little pieces, Nat, Nathiel Waters, Bikini Bottom Ghost, Tom, eat 'em, a bucket of water, my share of pranks, Tina-Fran, Halber, an anchovy, Scooter, Frankie Billy, Martin, wiggling his arms and legs like a ghost, Horace, glass of peanut juice, white sheets over their heads, some suckers, Hal, visible, Dennis Rechid, Martin, Abigail Marge, Sadie, the red shirt Frank, Tabitha, Cydney, the chameleon that looks like Frank, Heather, teenager trying to be Sandy, Orson, Jim-Frank, Squiggy, Patricia Rice, Tiff, really nice guys.  a full, impassive puddle of water, streaked with blood and slime.  

Sandy looks up, surprised, at the ceiling.

Harold: Boo-yah. We heard about you, and your adventures. 

Sally: How'd you like to have dinner with us tonight? Mrs. Blacksmith will cook you something nice. 

SpongeBob: That's a great idea. 

Nat: Definitely. 

Nathiel Waters: Cool. 

Tom (The Boy Who Cried Wolf): Sure thing. 

Sandals: Awesome. 

Harold: Boo-yah. i saw you on the playground.  

Sally: Did you now?  At the door.  

Crying old man: Yes!  i cried come on in and take over the rest of the class for once.  

Then he walks away.  They are all back in their positions.  

Harold: Bye, Nat.  'Bye, SpongeBob.  'Bye, Nat.  

Sandals: It was swell meeting you, Tom.  

Harold: Bye, Uncle Tom.  'Bye, Uncle Tom.  

Winnie: Can't believe we did it!

(Zora and her Henchmen Hide Behind a Hollow Tree) 

(Morty Sniffing): i smell something. 

Randy: i don't know what that smell is. 

(Zora Turns on the Flashlight, and Sees a Skunk) 

Zora, Randy, and Morty: a skunk?!? 

Randy: Miss mezuhlich, my favorite Ingredient!  She's made it through the mirrors and cracked the Flashlights.  

She goes to the kleig light.

Randy: i know. We can prank SpongeBob. 

(Randy Picks up a Fishing Rod, and Places the Paper Monster on it) 

(He Then Climbs a Tree) 

(SpongeBob Walks By, and Doesn't Bother) 

(Randy is Looking Down, Until he Doesn't Do Something) 

(SpongeBob Walks by, and Doesn't Bother) 

Randy: No.

(Zora and her Henchmen Climb to the Top of a Totem Pole) 

Zora: We're dressed as monsters, and we'll scare her badly. 

(a Crow Lands on Zora's Head) 

Zora: i hate crows. 

Randy: Do you think it's wise to have a crow on your head, Zora? 

Zora: Of course not, Randy! 

(The Crow Pecks on Zora's Head) 

(Zora and her Henchmen dine on Ooglies and Ogles) 

Randy: So you see, i've been right all along. .  a Duck Hooded and wielding a Garrote goes for one of Hushpuppy's Knee Nails. 

(SpongeBob and his Friends Have Dinner with Mrs. Blacksmith and the Girls) 

Harold: This is awesome dinner, Mrs. Blacksmith. 

Mrs. Blacksmith: Why, thank you, Harold. Tina: So, have we told you the time about how we beat the Snyderburg Cadets in volleyball? 

Harold: Yes, Tina, we have.  

Tina: Oh, that’s what tough times are for us, Harold.  

Harold: No, it’s okay.  

Tina: Come on, Harold.  

Harold: Sure.  

Tina: Don’t you think you’re a little too old to start doing most of the things you use to do when you were our age?  

Harold: Well, my friends are going to be fun for you.  

Tina: Yeah, so far all i see is a black eye from you trying to run a plate of eggs against my face today.  

Harold: Hey, that’s because this is our golden age.  

Tina: Yeah, well, the people who aren’t your friends deserve a fair shake.  

Harold: Nah, Tina, you can get it anywhere, it’s your house.  

Tina: Your house? Come on, Harold.  Let’s try and do right by them a little bit more often.  

Brent: My dad’s home.  

Liz: Dad?  

Brent: Hey, Dad, what�s going on?  

Brent: Guess what, Dad.  

Liz: What?  

Brent: Guess what, Dad!  

Mrs. Blacksmith: Elizabeth!  i didn’t wake you, did i?  bam!  bam!  bam!  

Everyone’s shocked, especially Evel Knievel’s sons.  

Tina: Harold!  

Tired, sprawled out on the table in a pool of his own blood.  

Mr. Smith: It appears this story of dinner has an ending.  

Kenny: Yes, it does!  You’re all going to sleep now, children.  

Mr. Smith: Good night, my little Lords.  

Mr. Smith opens a case in the briefcase, where there’s an assortment of Medieval weapons.  He pulls out a sword, where above the hilt is the silver katana.  The blade bears the family crest of the Bald Mountain clan.  

Knievel: That looks mighty awesome.  

Harold: That a load of hogwash?  

Kenny: That’s right, my poor boys.  

Tina: The Phoenix, my Lord.

Jessica: Well, it all started when we helped the Seventeen Animal kids with the volleyball game. And we won fair and square and got a trophy for Tina. 

Nat: That was easy to make a good decision. 

Nathiel Waters: Nat's right. 

Horace: i have a terrific idea! We should prank Zora and her henchmen. 

SpongeBob: Good idea, Horace. 

SpongeBob's Friends: Yeah! (SpongeBob and his Friends Make the Pranks, and Costumes) 

(Francis Dresses up as a Phantom) 

(Lonnie Dresses up as a Ghost Witch of Salem) 

(Patrick Dresses up as a Ghost of Captain Moody) 

Jessica: Then we saved Captain Mooare and won the State Lottery.  

Horace: That was easy too.  We got an account with them by doing the lottery.  

Sam: Yes!  

Jessica: So that was the first state Lottery we won.  

Nat: We have a great idea!  

The Guys: We should offer Pooch Pooch a meatloaf!

(Bill and Squidward Dress up as Scarecrow) 

(Mrs. Puff and Fred Dress up as Ghosts) 

(Bill and Tommy as Hyena)  

(Fred and Bill as Gargamel) 

(Morty as Azrael)  

(The Minions as Goofer) 

(Emma as Lola, the squirrel, the Preacher and the Wizard)  

(Cartman as Rufus the bull)  

(Doris as Gunter),  character sketches as a couple of horses.

(Mr. Krabs Dresses up as a Balloon-Like Bedsheet Ghost) 

(And SpongeBob Dresses up as a Vampire) 

Gale: Wow! You look good, guys. 

SpongeBob: Thanks, Gale. Okay, everyone, it's time to prank Zora and her henchmen. 

SpongeBob looks at Zora, concerned.  Zora snaps her fingers.  The floor of the cave suddenly disappears, and dozens of tropical fish appear!  Water flies everywhere!  Zora snaps her fingers again, and the fish suddenly float away!

(Francis Pops Out in Front of Zora and her Henchmen, Dressed as a Phantom, and Scares them) 

(Francis Cackles Like a Phantom) 

(Randy and Morty Hug Each Other in Fear) 

Francis (Ghostly Voice): i warn you, leave this castle and don't come back to haunt SpongeBob. The phantom has spoken. (Cackling)

The Clones ogle each other’s faces.  Randy pats Morty on the back. Marcus pats Francis by the side of the face. Nobody says anything.  The guards bring the group up the stairs to the castle doors.  a Samurai Drill comes in.  The guards smash the large monster metal keypad.  Donny slides up to the Castle Door as it begins to slide open.

(They Go in a Room, Safely) 

(Randy Sighs with Relief): That was close. 

Zora: This place truly is haunted. Let's keep looking for SpongeBob. 

(As they Keep Searching, they Come Face-to-Face with Lonnie) 

(Lonnie was Dressed as a Ghost Witch of Salem, Stirring a Cauldron) 

(Lonnie Whispering:) Hellooo, where'd that ghost go? Scuse me, give us some clues. But they're not there, they're not there, Larry, those words still haunt Lonnie.  Scuse us Lonnie, we're here.  

(They Keep Googling Lonnie, They Make a List):  They're Monsters and they're hootenannah.  We have to get out of here.  

(They Go Outside, Clear Outside) 

(Scene With Larry and Zora Outside of Wrigley Field)  

Zora: We gotta go.

(Randy and Morty Collide into Zora) 

Zora: What is wrong with you guys?! Keep searching, and stay focused! 

Randy and Morty: All right. 

(Zora and her Henchmen Keep Investigating) 

(Patrick Comes By, Dressed as the Ghost of Moody, and Scares Zora and her Henchmen): We’re just running out of time.  (Bombs Begin to Collide into Zora and her Henchmen) Suck dick.  (Morty and Randy: Stomp on a Face Masked Man) Laugh at me!  Asleep, rockin’, blowin’ up tits and ass.  

Ice cream truck: What the fuck!  

Barouche Bastard: You with him?  Do the only good thing you can.  

Drake Bass & The House Hunters: We’re with you!  We’re with you!  (In a Bathroom) Don’t worry, Patrick.  We’re going to get you out of here.  (In Another Room, On a Face Masked Man) Fuckin’, fuckers!  (Watching Two Henchmen Try To Escape using the Sink as a Guide) Shit!  a tiny bit of info to tell you.  

time passage: We need at least 30 seconds.  just sit back and take it in.  Piece of shit.  

Randy and Morty: Eureka!  

Patrick: Tee hee.  (i’m The Church! i’m The Last Boogeyman!)

(Frightened, Zora and her Henchmen Run into the Next Room) 

Zora: Oh, boy. So many shivers for a shipful. 

Morty: w-w-w-We'd better check to see what SpongeBob is hiding. 

(They Search, Until they were Startled to See Squidward and Bill as Scarecrows) 

(Bill and Squidward Scare Zora and her Henchmen, and they catch them in the Tooth Fairy's Toilets)

(Bill and Squidward Laugh) 

(Zora and her Henchmen Sit Down on the Floor) 

Morty: We'll see that it's always the last one who covers the back live i love. i'm not considered a freak. 

Randy: Or all of us, Morty. 

(Suddenly, Zora and her Henchmen Hear a Loud Ghostly Wail) 

(Zora and her Henchmen Chatter their Teeth Cowardly) 

(Mrs. Puff and Fred Pop Up as Ghosts, and Scare Zora and her Henchmen) 

(They Walk Down the Halls, Haunting Them) 

(They Then Start Wailing Like Ghosts) 

(Zora and her Henchmen Return Into the Cafeteria) 

(They Continue Wailing Like Ghosts) 

(They Move Behind the tables and Esteem the Customers, Morty, Noticing Why): Now, i'm the new president of the school board and you're all fired for excessive noise.  Pulling out their fire extinguishers, we see. 

(Zora and her Henchmen Run to the Next Room) 

Zora: i think those were really real ghosts or something. You guys may be right after all. 

(Suddenly Mr. Krabs Appears in a Balloon-Like Bedsheet Ghost, and Walks Towards them) 

Mr. Krabs: Hello, handsome. 

Randy: Hello?  

Mr. Krabs: i’m talking to the girls.  And i can’t believe you guys still haven’t gotten this.  If you don’t get a piggy-back ride you’re in big trouble.  i need to talk to you real quick, ok?  

Zora: Wait.  We should’ve come early!  

Mr. Krabs: Yep!

Zora: w-w-Where's SpongeBob? 

Randy: Look, there's a coffin. 

(The Coffin Opens and SpongeBob Pops Out as a Vampire) 

(SpongeBob Laughs Maniacally) 

(Zora and her Henchmen run to their Vampires) 

Rydell: We'll whip up a distraction, hide in the casket, then distract the guards!  

SpongeBob/Vampire: ding!  

Randy: Just stay calm and nobody will get hurt!  

SpongeBob/Vampire: why!?!?  

(SpongeBob and his Vampires turn to Randy) W-What??!!!?!