SpongeBob Celebrates Ghouloween (Alt Version)

 (SpongeBob and his Friends Make Jack o' Lanterns) 

Flying Dutchman: i love Ghouloween. Because last time when a teenager and 2 dogs came here, these 5 girls had a Halloween celebration called Ghouloween. 

Sandy: We're impressed. 

Mr. Krabs: Hi, SpongeBob. 

SpongeBob: Hi, Mr. Krabs. You and Krabby Patty have nice costumes. 

Mr. Krabs: Thanks. 

Krabby Patty: You have nice costumes, too. 

Flying Dutchman: You two are right, we can make the costumes and sew some clothes. 

a pair of clogs: Flying Dutchman's right. We can dress as costumes to trick or treat. 

My trick-or-treat bag: Yeah, now you're talking. We've got some Halloween candy ready.  

Mr. Squibbles: Krabby Patty, my costume looks a little big.  Yes, that's what happened to mine.  

Krabby Patty and Flying Dutchman nod.  Flying Dutchman jumps up and down.  Krabby Patty starts to back away.  Flying Dutchman holds out the balloon under his arms.  Plop!  a balloon bursts open with a water gun.  SpongeBob starts to hop in and jump around.  a canopy over Krabby Patty and Flying Dutch.  Mr. Squibbles nods.  Water squibs.  My Myyyy costume.  Excuse me.  He plops on the ground and runs over to Krabby Patty.  SpongeBob plops on the ground, squeegeeing on Krabby Patty's costume.  SpongeBob, wiggling about, walks over to Sandy.  He bounces up and down while Sandy squirms.  Krabby Patty jumps into the air, clapping him on the head.  To the sound of kurzwass-wass-wass-wass, Krabby Patty performs his skit.  Sniff Sniff.  Sniff Sniff.  Wurrrrr.  Sniff.  Prrr.  Sniff.  Prrrrrs.  Krabby Patty has his head in the sand.  He notices Sandy and SpongeBob still jumping.  He slowly steps towards them.  He gets to the two as they still jump, keeping their pose as they stand, arms extended.  Krabby Patty claps Sandy and SpongeBob on the head. 

Pearl: Sheesh, daughter of scary movie monsters. My worst nightmare came to life. Wait. They're real! 

Patrick: Real? 

Pearl: Of course, these ghouls are real. 

SpongeBob: Are you ready to wear these costumes? 

Flying Dutchman: Yes, SpongeBob. i can wear my costume. 

Mr. Krabs: Don't worry about SpongeBob and his friends. They'll have them to wear costumes in no time. Krabby Patty: They'll be great. (SpongeBob and his Friends Dress in Costumes) 

Patrick: Uh, i think my friends are done.  

Krabs Patty: That's because the Flying Dutchman can't be trusted to make his costume.  His weak nature causes him to bend the rules at will.  Huh?  

Pearl: i wouldn't worry about your friends.  We'll take care of them, together.  

Krabs Patty: i'll make you a deal.  This time, i'll reward you, if you can get them all to wear costumes.  

Pearl: Spongy Bob and his friends must wear their costumes.  i'm planning a special surprise for them.  

Pearl: It's going to be so cool.  i've got a great idea. 

She opens her mouth.  a giant tongue snakes out and swallows Patrick, Krabs Patty, and SpongeBob.  Pearl stands in her bedroom, in her monster costume.  SpongeBob and Patrick both wear masks.  She smiles at them.  She gasps!  She looks down.  She's over a hundred feet high in a monster claw starship.  She screams and fires rockets at them.  They all fall out of her mouth all over the place.

SpongeBob: i'm gonna be a cat. 

Squidward: i'm gonna be a pirate. 

Sandy: i'm gonna be a clown. What are you gonna be, Flying Dutchman? 

Flying Dutchman: i'm gonna be a flower. 

My trick-or-treat bag: i'm gonna be a samurai. 

My cellphone: i'm gonna be a spaceship.  

My shower head: i'm gonna be a baseball.  

My toothbrush: i'm gonna be a basketball.  

My clothesline: i'm gonna be a hot dog.  

Squidward: i'm gonna be a pirate!  

Sandy: Oh, i think you'll be a shlub!  

My phone:  i'm gonna be a golf pro.  

My kitchen table:  i'm gonna be a chef.  

My computer:  i'm gonna be an oncologist.  

My couch:  i'm gonna be a jumper.  

My bed:  i'm gonna be a bed.  

And, finally, my bowl:  i'm gonna be a bowl.

a pair of clogs: i'm a princess. 

Mrs. Puff: i'm an angel. 

Hans: i'm a soccer player. 

Frankenstein's bride: i'm a cowboy. 

Gary: i'm a bat. 

Puff: i'm a dog.  

Einstein: i'm a horse.  

Jesse: i'm a fruit.  

Sparky: i'm a lizard.  

Mario: i'm.  a you.  

Larry: i'm a bull.  

Everyone has spoken.  We hear, as we move toward them, a Cowboy's Dreams can with Music Credits sung by Frank Sinatra (Himself) under the following words.  superimposed against a desert landscape over the title "smooooth sangos: a western."

Steal your soul: i'm dressed as a witch. 

Mr. Krabs: We're butterflies. (Krabby Patty Nods) 

My street clothes and a jellyfish: We're bikers. 

Pickle Schaeffer: i'm a pumpkin. 

Mr. Trout: i'm a troll.  i'm even wearing a dress.  

Mrs. Squibbles: Well, she's got good taste.  

Jellyfish: We're sharks.  (Jellyfish points to a fish-eye-view of the audience) 

My belly: Slaps it.  Nothing, i'm already pregnant!  

Wigglytuff: i'm huge.  His lady parts me a few times, annoyed by me being funny.

Patrick and Pearl: And we're ghosts. We're alive.  we're the ghost children of a hero!

SpongeBob: Is everyone ready to go trick or treating? 

All: Yeah!

And they disappear.  It's just Patrick, Pearl and the Haunted House.  He turns off the light, closes the glass doors, and we hear the locks disengage.  But just when the house is totally dark: The light returns.  a Halloween-bunny looking bumblebee flies through the open window.  It lands, and Patrick is no longer needed.  He heads downstairs.  but stops right at the foot of the stairs.  In the darkness, a very curious bumblebee is on the floor.  Psssh.  i'm gonna sleep.  Psssh.  i'm gonna sleep.  Patrick leaves the house, and the bumblebee disappears.  Patrick runs down the stairs.  And as we push in, the empty Bumblebee shows up, nearly at the top of the stairs, completely immobile.  a whirlwind of light descends on the room as Patrick watches the moment pass.

(Valora, Muriel, Roland, Num, Nella and Tanner were spying on SpongeBob and his Friends) 

Valora: Look at that. SpongeBob and his friends were going trick or treating. Interesting. 

Muriel: It's good when we spy on them. 

Valora: Very well, Muriel. Hmmm. i have an idea. To catch SpongeBob, you need to-- (She Whispers to her Troops) 

(Valora Sets the Cage Up, and Cuts the Rope) 

(SpongeBob and his Friends Walks Away) 

Valora: Drat! i missed it. There was a line!  

They all run to SpongeBob and the group just as the line splits!

Squidward: Ta-da! Here we are! 

SpongeBob: We arrived at this very cool place, guys. 

Sandy: You said it, SpongeBob. 

Flying Dutchman: Hey, look, guys. There's a plank that says, "Ms. Grimwood's Finishing School for Girls." 

(SpongeBob, Squidward, and Sandy Look at Each Other) 

Squidward: These girls are ghouls of Count Dracula, the Werewolf, Frankenstein, the Phantom, and the Mummy. 

Smile: Oh, gang.  

Squidward: SpongeBob, Squidward, and Sandy, stay put.  This is Bill Beaumont.

SpongeBob: Hello? Anyone there? 

(a Bat Flies into SpongeBob's Face) 

(The Bat, Whose Name is Not known, walks off): You got that, you miserable, no-talent, tree-dwelling, can't-do- without-his-legs-and-jingle, miserable, no-talent, tree-dwelling, miserable, no-talent, tree-dwelling, no-talent, miserable, no-talent, tree-dweller!  (He Refuses to say that last line, so he just says can't do without his legs) And his horrible, horrible, no-good legs) Also, his name's not known, and you won't have any trouble finding him.  Oh no.  The Bat is back.  The Bat is back.  

He says a few words in gibberish.  (He stumbles around) There's somebody there.  Hey!

(a Bat Flies into SpongeBob's Face) 

(The Bat, Whose Name is Sibella, Transforms in her Human Form) 

Sibella: Sorry for scaring you.

Forepox: Some people are afraid of parasites.  (Grabs SpongeBob) 

SpongeBob: Your plan worked?  (Gary's Wig breaks, and comes down over Gary's face)

Gary: No, it didn't.sirius canis, but trust me, it will.  

SpongeBob: Oh, Forepoice, please!  

SpongeBob does a backflip to calm down the monster.  

Sirius: Okay, let me handle this.

SpongeBob:If you'd like.

Sri.  SpongeBob falls down under the lamp where the candlelight made it catch the candles.  Sirius quickly glides over to the Halloween mask, pulls it off and holds it above the Fireplace.  Also on screen: Bong sounds.  We go back in time, to Sibella holding the mask.

Sibella: Sorry for scaring you. 

(Winnie Howling at the Moon, Standing on a Chair) 

Winnie: Oh, hello there. i'm not howling about that. i'm howling at the moon, because i love doing that. 

SpongeBob (Nervously): Okay. Well, you look nice.  

SpongeBob (Hopefully): So do you.  They stare.  

sib Belle: i'm going out to the garden, i'll only be a few minutes.

(Elsa Frankenteen Then Approaches SpongeBob) 

Elsa Frankenteen: Hey, Phanty! We've got company! 

(Phantasma Floats Through a Wall) 

Phantasma: Hi there. (Giggles) Tanis, wake up. 

(Tanis Opens the Casket and Yawns, Stretching) 

Tanis: What's going on? i'm trying to sleep. 

Sibella: You can sleep later, Tanis. Right now, we've got company. Who are you? 

SpongeBob: Name's SpongeBob, and these are my friends. Squidward, Sandy, Patrick, Pearl, Flying Dutchman, my trick-or-treat bag, a pair of clogs, Gary, Steal your soul, Pickle, Mr. Krabs, Krabby Patty, my street clothes, a jellyfish, Mrs. Puff, Hans, and Frankenstein's bride. (holds up SpongeBob's Gum)  That's him. He's a clown.  He was a clown before he was a clown.  The original one.  (plops down on the coffin and sighs) 

Elsa Frankenteen: Where did he come from?  i guess you'd have to see him dance.  He was following a star.  (sees Atlantis has moved a while ago) 

Atlantis: Can you believe i found it?  i was amazing, man.  (looks at the explorers) 

Sumerian: i'm sorry.  She thinks she saw something.  Plates and a suit he had.  (Pearl grabs the suits) Happyness says i am king of them all.  Master, transform me!  

Phantasma: (from inside the coffin) Hi there!  i'm a merman.  (splashes down into the pond and splatters some of the clowns) We've got a little situation here.  (splashes up into the pond and does a kablams away)

Sibella: i'm Sibella. i'm Count Dracula's daughter, and so fang-tastic to meet you, SpongeBob. 

Winnie: My name's Winnie, Winnie the Werewolf. 

Elsa Frankenteen: i'm Elsa Frankenteen. i'm Frankenteen Sr.'s daughter. 

Phantasma: i'm Phantasma, and i play music nicely. (Giggling Hysterically) 

Tanis: And i'm Tanis. i'm only small, but i love games. (Whispering) 

Sibella: And that would be me.  Sibella.

SpongeBob: You must be the Grimwood Girls. 

Tanis: It's so nice to meet you, SpongeBob. 

Squidward: We heard Revolta was gonna catch us. Where is she? 

Tanis: It reminds me of the time we stopped Revolta. 

SpongeBob: i'm surprised you didn't tell me that. 

Hans: Huh. The girls had stopped the wicked witch. So maybe you didn't tell me.  Next one in line.  

SpongeBob: Oooh!

(SpongeBob Grins): i'm glad to hear that. 

Phantasma: You also know that we're all friendly, a vampire, a werewolf, a frankenstein, a phantom, and a mummy. 

The four stand in front of a black background with the word      phantom in red. The word phantom is      followed   by a tail   which   trails off   into   the   distance.  They   wear   long   black   dresses that    reveal everything     about their identities. .  Alter- vision:  Phantom dressed in black beads on  his chest.  He sits in a chair and smokes mercury vaporub.  Phantasma is dressed in a big titted silver dress.  She smokes a claymore.  Mary-Ann Kiguel ofo Native American, French, walks over and takes a drag.

SpongeBob: Have you seen Miss Grimwood? 

Winnie: She's doing fine. We even show up at the volleyball games every now and then. We should come to a game sometime. 

SpongeBob: That sounds fun. i still remember how crazy our game used to be back then. 

Phantasma: Does anyone ever wonder what happened to Shaggy and Scooby Doo?

SpongeBob: My dad kept his clunky puppet show going for a while.

Then he just left the show for good.  It still has a loud sense of style.  

Phantasma: If my parents ever saw that, we know why.  We all have the same thing.  a single piece of music to live by.  Anyone who copies Spongecake is doomed.  If i hear that single piece of music one more time.  i'll kill someone.  

SpongeBob: Yeah, i wouldn't put it that way.  

Phantasma: That's the only music we're allowed to have.  Or listen to, in other words.  

Winnie: Come on over sometime, Phantom.  

SpongeBob: i can't today.  i'm way too busy. 

SpongeBob: You can say that again, Sibella. But right now, you girls are to scare Valora and her troops. 

Winnie: We'll do it, SpongeBob. 

Elsa Frankenteen: Okay, SpongeBob. 

Sibella: As you wish. 

Phantasma: Count us in. 

Tanis: You got it, SpongeBob. Phantasma, what's the plan? 

Phantasma: Patrick, you and Pearl will dress as ghosts and be ready to spook them. 

Pearl: Can do, Phanty. And Patrick?  

Jeanette: Patrick, take Pearl to train camp.  

Pearl: Just you?  

Jeanette: Huh?  

Pearl: So, hey?  

Jeanette: You were getting funny looks.  

Phantasma: No, it's cool Pearl.  She looks pretty scary in her scary costume, don't she?  

Pearl: Not really, i'm just a little shy.  Okay then.  Good plan, fellas.  Good plan.  Nefarious, you're on point.  Squid, i need you to distract their attention.  

Squid: While i’m at it, i could use some help rounding up the baby seagulls. 

(Valora gasped in fear as they stopped running) 

Muriel: Look! 

(To their horror, they saw Patrick and Pearl wearing ghost costumes as they began to haunt them) 

(Patrick & Pearl Moaning) 

Muriel: ghosts! 

Num: ghosts! 

Roland: ghosts! 

Muriel: No ghosts!  Nor:!!

Morrow: wait a minute.  Please! Try to understand.  (They begged him) No ghosts!  i’ll tell.  

Sum:  Patrick and Pearl sucking their thumbs and moaning as they haunted them 

Muriel: you did it!  Now go home. 

SpongeBob: We're glad we scared them! 

Sibella, Winnie, Elsa, Phantasma, Tanis, Patrick, Pearl: We sure did! (Laughs) 

Rattletale: We too.  (Laughs)  

Phantasma: Now, hand me that cannon!  We're also sorry!  (Blinks)  

Patrick: You're really cocky, silly!  (blinks) Winnie, we wouldn't want to wait up for us.  Sib, of course she's not really.  Sibella, of course she is!  And i'm not.  

Phantasma, being terribly insecure, takes offense to this comment.  She disappears.  Winnie sighs.  Sibella is now alone.  Phantasma's apparent disappearance hits her like a ton of bricks.  She cries.  [note: All the actions and dialog from this scene will now happen in a much more serious tone, and are meant to signify how much more unhappy Sib and Sib- Bell, are than when they were first introduced.  Winnie will now have an even more important part to play in this story, as will Phantomas and Phantasma, and will all characters met earlier, except for the Fairy Godmother and The Serpent]