Haunted Family Quest (Alt Version)

(SpongeBob and his Friends Make Jack o' Lanterns) 

(Amane pops out of the red bed): i love Halloween. 

Lollipop: We're impressed. 

Amane: Sheesh, daughters of scary movie monsters. My worst nightmare brought to life. Wait. They're real! 

Lollipop: Real? 

Amane: No.  

Lollipop: We are impressed.  

Amene: Kiss us baby.  

Lollipop: Be inspired.  

Amane and Lillipop:  the dark side.  We are impressed.  Slowly.  

Lollipop: The dark side.  The dad to a dragon.  

It's Lillipop's.  He's a sweetheart.  She's the hottest mom to the most precious baby ever.  Amane and Lillipop kiss as the gags are removed from the one continous volcano of Champagne that has erupted on the living room sofa, and a new-born de-camouflaged as laura.  Lillipop lifts her up to the princess on a string in the living room to a standing position while the camera slowly pans from her pregnant belly onto the entrance door.  As the door opens, Amarien is left with a rolling face.

SpongeBob: The. The ghost! The ghost! 

Lollipop: That's not a ghost. You gotta stay calm, like us, you big scaredy-cat. 

SpongeBob: Scaredy-cat? (She Looks at the Sheets and gags) Whoop!

(a Bat Began to Tickle Lollipop) 

Lollipop: (Laughs) Hey, stop that! 

Amane: Come on, you're the one tickling you! 

Lollipop: Look! (Ghost Moaning) 

Lollipop: g-g-g-gotta come off, gotta come off!  

Amane: That's right.  

Lollipop: Eh, not quite yet!  

The Ghost moans louder and flails more.  

Amane: i'm coming, i'm coming, i'm coming!  

He darts a grenade to attack the Ghosts.  Lollipop tries to block it but can't.  

Amane: i'm coming, i'm coming, i'm coming, i'm coming, i'm coming!  

While he's distracted by his screams, the Ghost waits for his moment.  When the other Ghosts run out of breath, they stop.  The Ghost looks around.  He see the blue button that reacts to their arrival.

(Lollipop Screams and Jumps into Amane's Arms) 

(a Ghost Shows Up) 

Amane: g-g-g-g.  

Henry: And how was f-f-fucking?  

Amane just stares at him, he then notices that Grandma is gone.  Henry Looks to the y.

(To their horror, they saw a ghost costume haunting Natsuki) 

(Ghost Moaning) 

Natsuki: g-g-g-g-ghost! 

(There is a Ghost in the City) 

(They are Very Afraid of Ghosts) 

q. quod eris es, qui tollituin, quod crescit, quod legit, quod erit de Rex.  Nahdryu turns to see a ghost threatening the players with a bow, his voice and lips distorted.  The ghost stands in front of the court, arms crossed over his chest with his hands clasped around his neck.  He wears the biggest hat the four members could possibly imagine.

(Just Then a Ghost Pops Out, and Wails) 

Natsuki and Lollipop: a g-g-g-g-glimak.  in The Mystery Box.  

Natsume and Lollipop: a ghostly version of the best-laid ghost mission of plot we’ve ever seen.  a “laid-back” Ghost Missions.  lollipop in The Mystery Box.  

Natsume and Natsume: more space cadets hanging around.  And we’ve even had The Mavis Seal appear in the flicker of an eye. 

Amane: Where's the ghost?! 

Natsuki: Right there! 

(Amane Turns Around and sees) 

The Ghost, who tenses to take a step back, to gather himself, and then--

Amane: Oh, there's no one there. Natsuki, you give me a pain sometimes. 

Natsuki: Don't be scared, Natsuki. You can do this. 

Lollipop: It's just a trick. It's just a trick. (Amane, Natsuki and Lollipop Bump Into Each Other and Scream) 

Amane, Natsuki and Lollipop: Oh, it's you! (They Laugh) 

Amane: Have you found the Ghost yet? 

Natsuki: No, Amane. And Lollipop and i looked everywhere. (Natsuki and Lollipop Hear Eerie Noises) 

(a Ghost Appears and Haunts Them) 

(Natsuki and Lollipop are Scared) 

Ghost: (Spooky voice) Oooooooooooh, you've been waiting for me.  

Lollipop: Ow!

(Eerie Ghost Voice Comes Towards Lollipop and Natsuki) 

(Natsuki and Lollipop Screamed and Run Down the Hallway, Frightened, but they Bumped into Amane, who is Standing) 

Amane: Amane Kasai runs f-1 toward -

(The ghost comes near the Lollipop, Amane and Natsuki. Lollipop, Amane and Natsuki ran for their lives.) 

Lollipop: Get away from here! (Ghost Moans) 

Natsuki: Go and spook some ghost out of here!  (a disheveled Natsuki ran around some bushes, Screaming and Screaming and Screaming)

Amane: i hope i don't run into those ghosts. Oh, i just don't wanna see her. 

Lollipop: Amane, what is the matter with you? 

Amane: Nothing, nothing. (Moaning Sound) 

Amane: Did you hear that? (Ghost Shows Up) 

Lollipop: g-g-g-g-guess.

Amane: Run away! (Lollipop and Amane Run from the Ghost) (The Ghost Follows Them) (Lollipop and Amane Hide) (The Ghost Scares Lollipop and Amane) (Lollipop and Amane Scream in Terror) 

Lollipop: Quick! The exit! Go, go, go, go, go, go! (The Ghost Slips and Falls) (The Ghost was Looking at them and saw them fleeing) (Lollipop and Amane Run like Police) (The Ghost Slides and Falls) (The Ghost Follows them) (Lollipop and Amane Hide) (The Ghost Scares the Ghost)  

Lollipop: Quick!  The exit!  Go, go, go, go, go, go!  (The Ghost Slips and Falls) (The Ghost was Looking at them and saw them fleeing) (Lollipop and Amane Run like Police) (The Ghost Slides and Falls) (The Ghost Follows them) (Lollipop and Amane Hide) (The Ghost Scares the Ghost)  

Lollipop: Quick!  The exit! Go, go, go, go, go!  (The Ghost Slips and Falls) (The Ghost was Looking at them and saw them fleeing) (Lollipop and Amane Run like Police) (The Ghost Slides and Falls) (The Ghost Follows them) (Lollipop and Amane Hide) (The Ghost Scares the Ghost)  

Lollipop: Quick!  The exit!  Go, go, go, go, go, go!  (The Ghost Slips and Falls) (The Ghost was Looking at them and saw them fleeing) (Lollipop and Amane Run like Police) (The Ghost Slides and Falls) (The Ghost Follows them) (Lollipop and Amane Hide) (The Ghost Scares the Ghost)  

Lollipop: Quick!  The exit!  Go, go, go, go, go, go!  (Lollipops and Amane are in the Hallway)

(The Ghost was Nothing there) 

Lollipop: It is a ghost! Who is the ghost? 

Ghost: i am the ghost.  Okay, let say that you are taking me to hospital.  Flower, chocolate, everything, If you can obtain money, please, you will be so happy.

(Lollipop smiles): There is no Polly or Kumbaya in Lollipop's world. 

Natsuki: g-g-g-Ghosts! i'll show the girls!

[The lights black turn off. The ghost wails ghostly.] 

Ghost: [As it opens the front door] Natsuki! 

Natsuki: Wha? [The ghost tosses over a table and barrel. It picks up a barrel and a table to make it look like they are floating.] 

Ghost: Natsuki, i've come to haunt you. [Natsuki uses the sjamboutom on the floating objects.  They disappear.]  

Nank: Hm.  What a weird game.  

Ghost [floating]: Natsuki!  [The ghost appears behind Nannis´.  She tries to avoid his presence but is unable to.]  

Nank: Are you sure this is gonna work?  

Ghost: Yes.  This is just the pre-stage.  i'll destroy everything else once you step inside.  i'll set you free.  [He takes Nannis hat off.  He stares at her legs.

[The ghost moans. The ghost stops the ball. The ghost then cuts the string.] 

Natsuki: [shivering] Ooh! 

Ghost: [quietly] Boo. Ooh.  

She comes to her senses.  She turns around.  The dark-shadowed figure behind her looks as if it has already struck her down.  Natsuki’s eyes appear as two blood-red holes in her skin, the hollows surrounding her curves and recede as if out of sight.  But that’s not what stops the figure.  It smashes her back against the wall.  Nary a ripple occurs to her stunned face.  She rolls back to the corner of the room.  The figure stops.  The ghost faces her.  a kind of callousness in its features, as if it has no sense of its own loss.  Natsuki then looks up at the faces of the living.  The Ghost looks back at her.

Natsuki: i gotta get out of here! [She runs to the doors, but they don't open.] 

Ghost: You can't escape, Natsuki. i've glued the door shut. [The door is held closed with a long strip of glue. The scene shows the side of the Haunted City.] 

Natsuki: [off-screen] You'll never get me! [Natsuki tries to break through the window, but instead of shattering, the window stretches like elastic and slingshots her backwards, and she crashes into a table] 

Ghost: Nice try, Natsuki, but i replaced all the glass with rubber! [Natsuki dives into the toilet, but gets stuck. She pulls herself out and sits on the floor, dazed] 

Ghost: Too late, Natsuki, i've already clogged all the toilets. [The toilet is stuffed with toilet paper. Natsuki cowers in a corner.] 

Natsuki: Please, spirit, leave me be. [The lights in the bathroom start to dim] 

Ghost: Okay, i'm leaving.  [Nosscu and Ghost retreat through a door, past a sign that reads: "Exits").  [Through an opening in the wall, we see the side of a structure at the far edge of the casino.  We hear footsteps and realize that Ghost has opened the exit] 

Ghost: You know, Natsuki, this is the first time i've ever wished you all pain. 

Ghost: Pay! [a dollar floats in the air] 

Natsuki: No! 

Ghost: [high-pitched] Pay! [lights a match] 

Natsuki: No! Don't burn me for a dollar! There's a lot of broken dreams inside of me.  i'm not sure if i'm worth a dollar.  

ghost: Damn the torpedoes!  i can still step right in that shit for free!  Natsuki, i know you.  You don't want to die for the same dollar you'll use to buy a night of pleasure with!  All your dreams, all your nightmares, burned into me!  

ghost: Pay!  

Natsuki [painfully]: No!  Forgive me, Ghost.  The payment's not important anymore.  Now that i'm free, i'll think about it.  i'll think about it till the day i die.  

ghost: Damn the torpedoes! 

Natsuki: No! Don't burn me for a dollar! [grabs a bucket of water and throws it at the dollar. The water drips on the ghost, making it reappear, revealing sarantrasi's face as he's screaming.  The two stand over him, unmoving, making their faces animalistic, as their chants get louder.  Sarantrasi's hand drops to the ground.  the ghost and fan emerge from the tower.  Sarantrasi kneels in front of the invisible dollar.  the chanting continues.  a gunshot.  Sarantrasi tilts his head from right to left.  He falls to his knees.]  

sara and the ghost: Watch out for that girl!  She has a gun!  

[Bowler shot.  Sarantrasi falls to his stomach.  Natsuki steps over him.  adjusting her ponytail.  Bowler shot.  c'mon, guys.  Take it easy!  Close on.  c'mon, guys.  Take it easy.  Two bullets pass through the audience, leaving the three standing in the middle of the deck.  In the front row a small girl screams.  In the very middle, Grandma. She laughs, not noticing she's visible.] 

Natsuki:  Well, well, well, if it isn't santa mia.  

The match is off, the girls fighting as the match gets tighter.  Numerous performers now appear, (Lilith, Fan, Buffy, Ella, Michael, and Sara).  One of the girls has a machine gun, shooting the performers over the moon.  

female: What is happening here?  These are not really that.  they are other elements.  don't you see?  That's the one!  There's only one. 

SpongeBob: [wiggling her arms and legs like a ghost] i know not these names of which you speak. [SpongeBob looks down and notices that she is never annoyed. Natsuki lifts her up by the back of her neck as she tries to run.] 

Natsuki: So you are the ghost of my family. You are a monster.  

Shen: And who are you to talk.  You are a witch.  

Natsuki: No.  i am a free sorceress.  i came from a far country.  But my love is eternal.  i left a man and i have returned.