A Bratty Halloween (Alt Version)

 M1ssSparkle: "Welcome to the Halloween Festival! And Happy Halloween!"   

At the festival, iristheawesomegirl, dressed as a Circus Baby from Five Nights at Freddy's: Sister Location, BloodmoonsWife, dressed as a mummy, Ra1nb0wK1tty101, dressed as demon and DarkFairy1999, dressed as goth are walking.  

BloodmoonsWife: "Bo1lICEy is dead!  Maybe we should wear costumes to make it more interesting?"  

Iristheaweekly: "Okay!  i like that idea!"  

As others start to join them, including freddy, 

Iristheaweekly: "We're dressing up to send this message to the neighborhood."  

Iristheaweekly, Freddy and the others go into a back room of the theater to change into their costumes.  

freddy: "i never thought i'd see a Halloween without all the people wearing costumes.  is still a wonder!  It's kind of weird though."  

The other witches make a round of applause.  One of the dressed witches kisses Iristheaweekly's forehead.  S1isrises in the background, saying "She died again."

Ra1nb0wK1tty101: "i know, right? This is going to be the best Halloween ever."  

iristheawesomegirl: "i wonder if they have any brains i can eat."  

DarkFairy1999: "i wish i could swallow a whole one."  

Tarantula500: "Can i play?  i can destroy, everything in my path."

M1ssSparkle: "i wonder if we meet some familiar faces."  

DarkFairy1999: "Remember when i met Kia?"  

M1ssSparkle: "Yeah, why?"  

DarkFairy1999: "Well, she told me that she's going as a ghost for Halloween, so."  

Kia, wearing a white bedsheet over her head with an eye hole on it to make her look like a sheet ghost, angrily comes as DarkFairy1999 and Ra1nb0wK1tty101 snicker.  

Ra1nb0wK1tty101: "Hey, head, you look much better with that sheet over your head!" (laughs)  

DarkFairy1999 and Ra1nb0wK1tty101 chuckle as well as Kia glares at them.  

Kia: (growls) "i'm lookin' in the mirror.  a girl on a moped turns the key in the ignition and lights up a small magfesti•.  Inside the front fork of the bike the electrical panels are come off.  Least that's what the driver told me.  i'm told i'm ail about the weird stuff lately."  

Ra1nb0wK1tty101: "There ya go, watcha got there.  Who do you like for the halloween ride? i'm talking about a real ghost story.  i wanta hear it straight from the horse's mouth."

Bandits come to Kia.  

Bandit 1: "Hey, what's wrong? It's Halloween."  

Bandit 2: "Yeah, why are you feeling blue?"  

Kia: "Because they made me wear this stupid bedsheet over my head while i'm dressed as a ghost."  

Jade Loonka, dressed as a mad scientist with fake blood all over her and holding a fake chainsaw, appears and laughs at Kia.  

Jade Loonka: "Nice costume! You look like a sheet ghost!"  

Kia: "Cut it out, you bitch! What's wrong with Halloween?  It's just a stupid trick to scare people and make their parents buy more candy, but it's still a stupid trick."  

Some more bandits come.  

Kia: "Don't listen to her, Zombie Bunny. Halloween is cool."  

Jade Loonka: "i guess that settles that.  i'll just blow this place to bits and eat it for lunch, you know what i mean?  i can't stand these kids that think they're above Halloween."  

Bandit 1: "This is the most awesome trick to wear in the history of Halloween. Best costumes, too."  

Kia: "Thanks, fool.  Hope you appreciate my costume."  

a weird-looking small-town guy dressed as a skeleton comes dressed as a bunny (think: Michael Jackson's Thriller "hypocritical" costume).  

Small-Town Zombie Bunny: "Hey, hey, dickbags, i dig it for Halloween but it makes me sick that kids are dressed like this and get all free candy, too."  

Bandit 2: "My hero, here comes the evil redneck, and he'll kill you.  That makes my ears bleed." (storms off)  

Felicity, dressed as a cat, appears next to Jade Loonka.  

Felicity: "Hey. What did i miss That is, what should i wear for Halloween.  Makeup? What make up for?"

  Kia can't see her.  Because of the bedspread over her head.  But she can see the bad guys approaching the house.  She looks alarmed.  a beat, then.  The Bandit swings his weapons at the window, swings his gun at the tv, bam!  The horrible screeching noise shakes the house, hitting Kia and rattles the metal lid.  He reaches in for his weapon, takes out a gun and shoots.  The wall.  a hole is blown in the wall, allowing a trained soldier to break into the room.  The soldiers appear to have ballistics.  The terror is kryptonite, much of it around the room, including the girls.  The final soldier, the blondone, takes aim, and fires the rest of his rounds.  Something in the painting, something that seems to look like flesh is ripped out, blown to bits.  With him goes the last of the mortgage for the house.  a beat, then the tv winks out.  We see he worked for years.  But the army is upset.  The president shushes him and he strides off the property.  Now we see in full detail what happened: he ran away and left Kia in the woods.  Meanwhile we hold the t-Bird coming, screeching and spinning, and its back smashes into the ground.  Kia stands in the backyard, her arms and legs mangled, the makeup now hanging about her; tied off the make up still on and a foot missing, blaring some horrible Celine Dion song.  a creature comes from the woods, wrapping itself around her legs. 

M1ssSparkle: "By the way, DarkFairy1999 and Ra1nb0wK1tty101, how long does Kia have to wear the sheet?"  

BloodmoonsWife: "Hey, DarkFairy1999 and Ra1nb0wK1tty101, trick-or-treat! May i eat your-"  

DarkFairy1999 and Ra1nb0wK1tty101 sta:sh.ily choking.  DarkFairy1999 and Ra1nb0wK1tty101 sta:sh.ily choking.  Then. 

Jenny : "What do we have to lose? Let's get started!"

BloodmoonsWife: "Oh, nevermind. Hehe."  

Meanwhile, Kia is trying to do a really sexy dance sexy country music song in her bedroom, with the bedroom door wide open.  Sheeit, gross.  DarkFairy1999 and Ra1nb0wK1tty101 sta:sh.ily choking.

Mortessa, wearing a hockey mask and holding a fake machete, comes to Kia.  

Mortessa: "You know your costume is nothing but a white bedsheet, right?"  

Kia: "It was all DarkFairy1999 and Ra1nb0wK1tty101's fault!"  

Mortessa: "DarkFairy1999 and Ra1nb0wK1tty101 were ruining the party!"  

Kia: "Oh God, Please.  Kill me!! "

iristheawesomegirl runs.  

iristheawesomegirl: "Run for your lives! support2771160774out is back and she's here to destroy the Halloween Festival!"  

M1ssSparkle: "What?! support2771160774out?! This can't be good!"  

Mortessa: "What is it with you women and Halloween?  Every year something new and horrifying happens."  

Hessionalove: "Halloween is a magical time where the children are spooked into thinking that candy is their one true wish.  Support2771160774out is out to fucking kill them."  

Sestina: "Jealousy! Hatred!  Greed!  Envy! Hissestherear: "It's Halloween. People need to turn the page.  No more clicking on the back door to Hell, Sestina.  You are a poison that must be excised before the Festival begins.  He who throws the devil away, pales in 737!  an hour" 

The rest stand and applaud.  

Choirvoice: "The great majority of our members do not deserve to live in the fear that we do.  It is wrong.  a word that everyone here needs to hear. The majority of the staff was also here today.  The majority of them had their own stories about Halloween.  Let's be honest, the club is out there burning from a fire.  Is it fair?  Is it ok to poison the children's minds against the truth?  The majority of them were never here!  True, the club had a few exceptions but the majority of us do not need to be oppressed with negativity and fear, our own creations.  We are not monsters, we are human beings.  Those to whom we have given everything and who put our heart and soul into our creations."

iristheawesomegirl: "But support2771160774out doesn't, Mortessa! Unless we do something about it, she's gonna destroy the festival and ruin Halloween!"  

support2771160774out and her Tinkerbandits appear.  

support2771160774out: "So, this is the Halloween Festival, eh? Makes me sick! i hate Halloween!  Makes me want to hurl!"

Gortessa angrily comes as her Tinkerbats, dressed as Maleficent's goons appear.  

Gortessa: "Now see here, ya'll dirty user! You are not welcome here and i have my Tinkerbats with me, so i strongly urge you to git outa here before i kill you. Here's my line:", you are a evil, selfish witch and a nasty girl.  And my Tinkerbats are gonna.  "",". 

 /'^'support2771160774out: (sarcastic) "Oh, i'm so frightened of an old hag!"  

Gortessa struggles with the goons.

M1ssSparkle: "Trick-or-treat, support2771160774out!"  

support2771160774out: "Ugh! That cross brat can’t think!  back to scene) when Dracula’s fake laugh changes into a voracious grin. 

M1ssSparkle: "No thanks, i've already got one!" (turns into a purple bat with red eyes) 

Dracula staggers back.  

M1ssSparkle: (staggers into some plant/grassy zone) "Crazy!  Eggs make my eyes red!"  

blam!  Blam!  dracula fires a silver stake at mrs. bela.  She dies and vampiric tendons snap straight back as a mauve haze emanates from her mortal remains and rolls over the plain of living dead as they fade from existence. Dracula gasps and stumbles into a flower patch with a butterfly with his "hands."  

M1ssSparkle: "Woeooooouuuuow!"  

He lets out a smirk.  His green eyes grow glows that shift to bluish silver within moments.  The butterflies take the cross bone from him and vanish. support2771160774out: "Buzz off, you pest!"  

She swats M1ssSparkle (in her bat form) away from her and she lands in a pumpkin patch.  

Bat M1ssSparkle: "Okay, no more bat blibb//owwwwwwwwww."  

Bat Dracula lifts M1ssSparkle out of the ground and stands in a graveyard with his arms out.  He roars and bats pixum.  They see Vitessa dressed as a witch walking. M1ssSparkle (in her bat form) throws a pie at PogorikiRules76NO with a fake axe on her back.  

PogorikiRules76NO: "Heh.heh."

She chases Vitessa in a Benny Hill way. M1ssSparkle (in her bat form) laughs at this.  

Bat M1ssSparkle: (laughs) "Nice try, beautiful.  Kill her."  

PogorikiRules76NO runs and smashes an ice sculpture on Vitessa with a cricket bat.  Vitessa runs and draws a sword and cuts him in half.  PogorikiRules76NO is shocked at the attack. Cassina, who is dressed as Maleficent, walks passed M1ssSparkle (in her bat form).  

Cassina: "Move it! Mistress of Evil comin' through!"  

Bat M1ssSparkle: "Yikes.  "

They run off.  Vitessa creeps close to a tree.  Vitessa stealthily picks up a leaf and watches.  Dragon's Breath steps out.  

Dragon's Breath: 'witchcraft!'  

Vitessa smiles menacingly.  She eyes Maleficent for a moment and then turns her attention to M1ssSparkle.  She opens her mouth and says a big scream and knocks M1ssSparkle down.  Vitessa raises her wings above her head and flies off.  Dragon's Breath draws his sword and runs after her.  Malkin steps out and draws his sword, too.  

Malkin: "Shoot her!  

Dragon's Breath is gone. Kia comes to DarkFairy1999 and Ra1nb0wK1tty101 from behind, takes the sheet off of her to reveal the t.v. cord, tosses it on the bar. 

Kia: (whispers into DarkFairy1999 and Ra1nb0wK1tty101's ears and taps their shoulder) "Oh." (chuckles evilly) "Guess who."  

DarkFairy1999 and Ra1nb0wK1tty101: "Huh?" (turn around)  

Kia: "boo! it's meeeeeee!"  (squeakily) "You can put the gag back on if you want to."  

DarkFairy1999 and Ra1nb0wK1tty101's eyes nearly fall out of their head and their ears are really sore (but they are excited and both are totally psyched, especially Kia's ears.)  Then Kia and DarkFairy1999 laugh again and then, after a couple of beats, the t.v. is off and we see.  Lady Roddingham putting away her weapons. 

DarkFairy1999 and Ra1nb0wK1tty101: (screams) "aaaaah!" (trip over a pumpkin and fall) "Seriously?"  

Kia: "That's right! i got you good!" (laughs) "Best Halloween trick ever!"  

DarkFairy1999 and Ra1nb0wK1tty101: "At least things can't get any worse."  

M1ssSparkle (still in her bat form) flies to DarkFairy1999, Ra1nb0wK1tty101 and Kia.  

DarkFairy1999, Ra1nb0wK1tty101 and Kia: "Huh?"  

M1ssSparkle reverts back to her normal, spider-man sexy form.  Kia, DarkFairy1999 and Ra1nb0wK1tty101 laugh and then M1ssSparkle pummels them!  Everyone jumps.  M1ssSparkle punches Kia in the stomach.  Ra1nb0wK1tty101 stands up and is about to punch M1ssSparkle. Everyone else laughs.  

iristheawesomegirl: "Great trick, M1ssSparkle!"  

M1ssSparkle: "Thanks, iristheawesomegirl! Anything to make sure we have a happy Halloween!" (winks)  

M1ssSparkle and her friends have fun at the Halloween Festival while Vitessa is still being chased by.

PogorikiRules76NO0: "i can’t do this anymore."