MMHB/Mr. Men Halloween Bash (Alt Version)

 It's Halloween in Dillydale and Miss Frightmare is welcoming several guests to the Annual Dillydale Halloween Festival.  

Miss Frightmare: "Welcome to the Annual Dillydale Halloween Festival! And Happy Halloween!" 

At the festival, Mr. Tickle, dressed as a male version of Circus Baby from Five Nights at Freddy's: Sister Location, Miss Calamity, dressed as a pirate, Mr. Fussy, dressed as a male version of Sayaka Miki from Puella Magi Madoka Magica and Mr. Bump, dressed as a mummy are walking. 

Miss Calamity: "Boohoo! Great night!  He loves my hair!  He likes my ears!"

Mr. Tickle: "i know, right? This is going to be the best Halloween ever." 

Mr. Bump: "i wonder if they have any brains i can eat." 

Mr. Fussy: "i can do that too."  

Mr. Fistful: "Here’s to Daddy?"  

He punches him. He punches Mr. Fussy.  He punches Mr. Fistful.  

Mr. Tickle: "i think that’s good. Be careful."  

Mr. Tickle: "Thick as a rail!  Ridiculous.  Do you understand? The children are chanting: How do you do it?  Let’s do it.  We’ll do it.  You get big like her. You get big like her.  You get big like him."  

Mr. Tickle reaches out to punch Ed for no reason.  When he does so, the door opens and a couple of kids rush in, carrying a very old, empty, toy “beast”, a huge, vile-looking, super-meaty-cat monster.  They quickly go down.  

Mr. Tickle: "it’s so creepy.  It looks like a living thing."  

David and Tom enter.  David looks frightened and glares at Mr. Tickle.  

Mr. Fistful: "Get down here."  

David and Tom roll over to where Mr. Fistful was.  Mr. Fistful gets very wide in the air.  When he sees the dinosaur, he licks the air, and like Frankenstein, his eyes glow with tremendous power.  He pukes down the hole.  

Tom: "Oh, my god. Did you see that?  It was a nuclear fission spitting."  

Mr. Fistful is very disappointed that Tom does not understand.  He laughs at him.  His arm is arm-thick and long.  And he mutters a horrible anguished mutter.  

Tuck: "Is he really a monster?"  

Catching the ambience of the giant machine, David and Tom make eye contact.  

David: "We could be scared, but i think that wouldn’t be." 

Amy: "Just wait until the next couple, you’ll see what scary is."  

We’ll see scary is scary is scary.  couple of seconds, isn’t it?  Two seconds?  Two seconds and it’s over.  He looks around for a body, falls backward into a garbage can filled with trash.  

Tom: "Shit.  Oh my god.  It got us."  

David crawls back up out of the hole he fell in.  

Tuck: "You had to go now.  One last monster?"  

Amy: "Tuck.  Guys, maybe we should try to talk some sense" into them.  Tuck, muttering."

Mr. Bump: "Hey, i was only kidding!" 

Mr. Tickle: "i wonder if we will meet some familiar faces." 

They walk past Mr. Merman, who is dressed as Haruhi Suzumiya. 

Mr. Merman: "Hey, Mr. Tickle.  We made a pledge. Never tell anybody.  Guaranteed spot of the month."

They walk past Mr. Sharkman, dressed as Attina from The Little Mermaid. 

Mr. Sharkman: "Hi, Mr. Tickle.  She's so cute! She's like a boat.  And like the Loch Ness Monster!  And he speaks in a really crazy voice."  

They pass Suzumiya and see Hiccup, Toothless, and Cloudjumper, all dressed as Astrid, topless and pointing guns. They walk passed Mr. Genie, who is dressed as Queen Elsa from Frozen and the Mystic Quartet, dressed as Princess Anna from Frozen, Aurora from Sleeping Beauty, Princess Ariel from The Little Mermaid and Tiana from The Princess and the Frog. 

Mr. Genie: "Hi, Mr. Ticklepants, and welcome to magical kingdom for a day.  © Copyright 2008 by Mimi Willams.  To read more of her amazing things visit: her shrine to little miss guide to magical castles of ny and south pennsylvania.  “To his face is magic.”" 

They walk past Mr. Nature Genie, who is dressed as Moana. 

Mr. Nature Genie: "Hello, Mr. Ticklemeister!  Welcome to the jungle.  The jungle you don’t want to miss.  Over there is poisonous oak.  Watch your step and make sure to use re  The Stop-a-Thon.  “Here comes my my my my non-puggle me.”"  

They walk past Mr. Ariel Genie, who is dressed as an otter.  They walk past Mr. Moai Genie, who is dressed as an fiji monk and a Native American.  

Mr. Moai Genie: “Hi, how are you today?  Welcome to Moana Land.  You’ll love it here at Moana Land!  Over here is the waterfall with the azure pearl in it.”  

They walk past a casting dub that says: dj Medzour from “Muleyman Brotherhood” as. They walk past Mr. Bat, dressed as Marceline from Adventure Time, Mr. Siren, dressed as Adella from The Little Mermaid, Mr. Scorpion, dressed as Lucy Heartfilia from Fairy Tale and Mr. Ogress, dressed as Tio from Monster Musume. Then, they walk past Mr. Zombie, who is dressed as Mr. Bump. 

Mr. Bump: "Hey, Mr. Zombie! Nice costume!" 

Mr. Zombie: "Thanks, Mr. Bump, and see ya at the gate.  We were gonna call you Mr. Bump."  

Mr. Zombie walks away. They walk passed Mr. Dryad, dressed as Flora from Winx Club, Mr. Sand Scorpion, dressed as Yoko Littner from Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, Mr. Ghoul, dressed as a nurse, Mr. Wight, dressed as a fairy, Mr. Wolf, dressed as a princess, Mr. Whaleman, dressed as a chef, Mr. Centaur, dressed as a knight, Mr. Amazon, dressed as Xena the Warrior Princess, Mr. Dridder, dressed as Contessa, Mr. Minotaur, dressed as a maid, Mr. Whale Sharkman, dressed as a policewoman, Mr. Elf, dressed as a mystical elf, Mr. Blood Elf, dressed as a ancient elf, Mr. Lamprey Merman, dressed as Madonna, Mr. Dark Elf, dressed as a warrior, Mr. Kijin, dressed as Shion from That Time i got Reincarnated as a Slime, Mr. Angel, dressed as a wingweaver, Mr. Succubus, dressed as Morrigan, Mr. Phantom, dressed as a samurai, Mr. Vampire, dressed as a vampire man, Mr. Leo, dressed as Albedo from Overlord, Mr. Sperm Whaleman, dressed as a hula dancer, Mr. Slime, dressed as a rabbit boy, Mr. Mummy, dressed as Cleopatra, Mr. Fairy, dressed as a harem dancer, Mr. Technoboy, dressed as Mr. Merman, Mr. Djinn, dressed as Aladdin's Genie, Mr. Troll, dressed as a viking, Mr. Goblin, dressed as a barbarian, Mr. Tinkerbat, dressed as Mr. Tickle, Mr. Gargoyle, dressed as a musketeer, Mr. Scarecrow, dressed as a cowboy, and Mr. Giant, dressed as Giganta from Justice League Unlimited. 

Mr. Fussy: "Wow, there are a lot of Mr. Men." 

Mr. Bump: "Yeah." 

Yoshino, dressed as Yuki-Onna, walks past the group. 

Miss Calamity: "Woah, that is a strident outfit."  

Yoshino turns to her.  

Yuki-Onna: "i get the best men."  

Miss Calamity: "You do?"  

Yuki-Onna: "When i need one."  

Miss Calamity: "Well then, i hope you have as much fun as i have."  

Mr. Batman, dressed as Mr. Joker, walks up.  

Mr. Batman: "Yo. Good looking?  Cool huh?  Well dressed too?  Oh, and the right shirt too.  Cheer up!  No way you look at me like that."  

Mr. Cat: "Please don't laugh at my jokes, Mr. Batman.  i don't make 'em funny enough."  

Yuki-Onna looks at Mr. Cat.  

Yuki-Onna: "No.  i think you make 'em funny enough."  

Mr. Cat walks away smiling.  

Mr. Bump: "i want three words to be the best descriptions of this night: It's awesome, insane and kawlarka."  

Mr. Ogress: "i'll say. It's awesome, insane and kawlarka!"  

Mr. Siren: "Done.  And it shall be heard."  

Mr. Ogress: "Says who?  i mean.  said!"  

Mr. Ogress walks to the gate.  

Mr. Bump: "Good luck!  See ya at the end of the line."  

Gates open.  Mr. Bat walks through the gate.  

Mr. Bat: "Whooo!  Not the latest in market trends? i wonder if i'll find a new audience. ?  Damn shame.  i mean, at least i can prove i was ‘not interested’ in this outfit.  Now you must be kidding.  Who were the ladies in the old days?"  

Bump gets up.  Bump walks through the gate.  Bump smiles.  Bump walks through the gate.  Another gate.  

Mr. Bat: “Does it ever ever stop?”  

Mr. Ogress: “Welcome back to the place.  Yes it does.”  

Bump: “Oh, look what i found.”  

Mr. Bat: “i'll thank you later!”  

Mr. Ogress: “Routine all over again!  So i guess it's done.”  

Bump: “If you say so, i know you know so.”  

At the market, we hear singing.  Sara and Sophia find Mr. e. So proud of his fish market: Bump goes to get his food.  

Mr. e: “We've got ourselves a bear.”  

Bump approaches.  

Mr. e: “What do you want?”  

Bump is just arriving.  e moves away from his stand.  Bump still eating.  

Mr. e: “i just want to buy it.”  

Bump looks at the sign.  

Mr. e: “Wait for me in the yellow room!”  

Suddenly there is a wild horn honking!  Bump looks around and turns to see it's the angry horn honking Fish Guy!  For a moment, the three of them eat in silence.  Bump passes the stool to Fish Guy, so he can honk it at a deer. They see Miss Scary dressed as a witch walking. Mr. Tickle throws a pie at Miss Sunshine with a fake axe on his back. 

Miss Sunshine: "He's still here?"  

a knock can be heard o.s.  They look up.  a gorgeous, blond, tall, athletic, mysterious woman (20s) enters, which makes them very shy. He chases Miss Scary in a Benny Hill way. Mr. Tickle, Miss Calamity, Mr. Fussy and Mr. Bump laugh at this. 

Miss Calamity: (laughs) "Nice prank, Mr. Tickle!" 

Mr. Fussy: (laughs) "Yeah, you sent Miss Sunshine after me like that!"

Tickle: "Thanks, guys!" 

Miss Yum-Yum, who is dressed as Maleficent, walks past the four. 

Miss Yum-Yum: "Move it! Mistress of Evil comin' through!" 

Mr. Bump: "Yikes! That was creeeezy!"  

He runs off.  Mistress of evil coming through:  a young man with white hair, pale skin and black eyes.  He grabs his wrist and scolds him.  

Young man with white hair: (to Jane woovers) "Bye Miss Kitty!"  

Mr. Tickle walks over to where Miss Sunshine is talking to Sir Piggy.

Mr. Tickle: "Me too, but i'm surprised that there are Little Misses here too. Look!" 

They see Miss Plague, dressed as scp-049 from scp Containment Unit, Miss Jester, dressed as the Joker from Batman, Miss Ghoul, dressed as a striped werehyena, Miss Zombie, dressed as a Zombie from Plants vs Zombies, Miss Mermaid, dressed as a pirate, and Miss Genie, dressed as Will from Fresh Prince of Bel Air, walking. 

Miss Calamity: "Whoa, you're right." 

Miss Daredevil, who is dressed as Belle from Beauty and the Beast, walks by. 

Miss Daredevil: "Hey, Mr. Tickle-"

He was just kidding.  He forgot he said, when all the girls came. Miss Brave, who is dressed as Snow White from Snow White and the Seven Dwarves, walks by and so does Miss Miracle, who is dressed as Princess Jasmine from Aladdin. 

Mr. Fussy: "Wow, even your friends, Miss Brave and Miss Miracle are laughing. It must have been a joke."  

When they are just about to laugh when.  We hear the voice of an old woman.  We don't see the old woman though.  It sounds like the voice of Eleanor from Little Mermaid. Miss Grace, dressed as Rouge from Power Stone, Miss Flora, dressed as Amalia from Wakfu and Miss Time, dressed as Thirteen Doctor from Doctor Who, walk by. 

Mr. Bump: "Whoa, Miss Grace, Miss Flora and Miss Time-Look.  i don't know what's going on but i saw them all laughing so i guess i'll head home."  

They all head off.  The voice of Dippy i. the Baby Face plays on the wall.  That's it for the song as Mr. Tickle and Dr. Tickle exit. Miss Gothic, dressed as a demon, walks by. 

Mr. Tickle: "Even Miss Gothic is here too." 

Miss Calamity: "And so is the icy Little Miss himself." 

Miss Ice, dressed as an ice witch, appears. 

Miss Ice: "Hmph, what do you want?" 

Miss Calamity: "That costume is c-c-c-cold."  

Miss Gothic: "That’s the look he wants."  

Miss Creepy: "She’s right, we don’t need to attract attention.  Let’s get him in the room, and snap the big man’s neck."  

Mr. Tickle: "Come on, Miss Calamity, we don’t have time for this crap.  Do it right now."

Miss Ice stares at Miss Calamity and does an "i've got my eye on you" gesture at him before walking off. Miss Calamity sighs. 

Miss Calamity: "That was a close one." 

Mr. Darkness, dressed as Psycho Mantis from Metal Gear Solid, appears. 

Mr. Darkness: "Hey, Mr. Tickle, Miss Calamity, Mr. Fussy and Mr. Bump, a crowd’s a crowd. Let’s get inside and snap some big loud snaps."  

As he approaches Mr. Tickle, Metal Gear Radio begins playing inside the room.  

Mr. Darkness turns to Mr. Tickle: "Hey, why aren’t you guys doing anything?  This is a party, and this is a town full a mean folks, you know, not a place for someone like you."  

Mr. Tickle turns away. Mr. Joyful, dressed as Papi the Harpy, Mr. Messy, dressed as Mr. Tickle and Mr. Noisy, dressed as Mr. Fussy walks past them. 

Mr. Bump: "Whoa, even Mr. Messy and Mr. Noisy are doing well." 

Mr. Fussy: "Whoa, you're right, Rotty." 

Mr. Tickle: "Yeah." 

Miss Animal, dressed as a butler, appears. 

Miss Animal: "Hi, guys.  Today's special is caviar.  Stuffed pigs.  Get your asses in here and i'll get you some."  

The guys leave and she continues walking, eating some caviar and chatting.  a garbage truck pulls up and Miss Animal gets out of the truck and walks over to the elevator. Miss Bloodlight (a vampire angel), dressed as a scarlet witch, appears.

Hi Miss Bloodlight: "Hello, guys." 

An elevator opens.  She gets in.  She opens the window.  The people on the street stop and stare at her.  She closes the window and starts to get on the elevator. Mr. Normal, dressed as a werewolf, appears. 

Mr. Tickle: "Oh, hi, Mr. Normal Sticks."  

Mr. Jealous, dressed as Mr. Lingus, and Mr. Bad Pawn enter.  They walk up to her. Miss Cupcake, dressed as a mummy, appears holding a teddy bear. 

Miss Cupcake: "Hey, guys.  Aaileen's braces came in.  40 bucks.  You can have 'em for free.  Here's a hundred dollar deposit to put them in the braces store.  Hey, don't spend it all on snacks. The guy with you didn't get her in the braces store, but you gotta buy me one.  Make yourself useful, my shithead."  

Mr. Sadist: "Yes, well, i'd hate to lose you.  Please make your self useful and tell me what you want me to do."  

Miss Cupcake: "Oh, well, okay.  Here i go."  

Miss Cupcake and the guys enter the elevator.  She puts braces in the hand basket and walks up to the front.  

Mr. Twiak: "Hey! What a nice bunch of people!  You're here all the way from Metropolis and look at the caviar, it's a shame we don't get to spend time together.  Wait a minute!  - i know where we can eat caviar.  You think my fishnets could be made ever so slightly more colorful?  - a sexy underpants design?  - Whatever, just make me look super-appealing."  

We pan down to elevator lobby.  The guys all look at each other.  They smile and head for the elevator. They see Mr. Nervous, dressed as a prince, flirting with a snake. 

Mr. Nervous: "Hello, my angel, you look slithery, yet so beautiful. Shall i sing a song for you?" 

Snake: "Hey! Who are you calling slithery?" (coils around him and throws him into a hay pile) 

a crow lands on Mr. Nervous's head and pecks him. 

Mr. Nervous: (annoyed) "That hurts." 

Miss Lollipop, who is dressed as Teto Kasane, appears. 

Miss Lollipop: "Miss Lollipop"

Mr. Tickle: "Yeah, even Mr. Grumpy is better at flirting with women." 

Mr. Grumpy, dressed as a knight, walks past the group. 

Miss Lollipop: "Well, you do make a point. Nice costume by the way." 

Mr. Tickle: "Same to you, Miss Lollipop." 

Miss Lollipop: "Thanks." 

Mr. Bright Light, dressed as an angel, appears. 

Mr. Bright Light: "Hey, guys, did you see that worm i just ate?  Sweet."  

Group members: "No."  

Mr. Bright Light: "i wasn't talking about.i was talking about.i was talking about.  He was reffering to Mr. Nervous, dressed as a prince.  He ate him."  

The frog stands up.  Freddy's p.o.v.  Freddy's p.o.v. Crew, Widowhood, cuz, so did Mr. Bright Light, who he reffered to as an angel.  a creature rises, spewing poison down its neck and fast forward to touch him.  

Freddy: "Here, enjoy the bit i pulled out." 

Mr. Tall, dressed as Miss Calamity, arrives, much to Miss Calamity's surprise. 

Mr. Tall: "wonder how he got here?"

Miss Calamity: "Whoa, even Mr. Tall is dressed as me?" 

Mr. Tall: "And you're dressed as a pirate?"  

Me: "Yeah, well that was my slutty uniform."  

He spots that i'm holding up the peace treaty on the wall.  Mr. Tall, pulls a peace treaty from the wall and: pounces on me like i'm one of his sailors. Miss Cute, dressed as Alice from Alice in Wonderland, and Mr. Strong, dressed as a samurai, arrive. 

Miss Cute: "Hey, guys, do you know where Mr. Great is?" 

Mr. Strong: "Yeah, he was supposed to meet us here." 

Mr. Great (off-screen): "Did someone say my name?" 

Mr. Great, dressed as a vampire, appears and removes his mask.  

Miss Cute: "Hey, guys, what's happening?"  

Mr. Strong: "We can't find anyone."  

Mr. Great: "Did anyone say my name?"  

Mr. Strong walks toward a. Leder Campaign poster and looks down at the name plate.  On the nameplate: "Great, Robert."  Mr. Strong walks back to everyone.  

Mr. Great: "So, what were you guys doing with my name?" 

Miss Cute: "He does that all the time during the festival." 

Mr. Great: "Hey, i was just having a little fun and besides, at least i'm not wearing something embarrassing to go with my costume!" 

Mr. Tickle: "What do you mean?" 

Mr. Great: "Remember when i beat Miss Naughty at a pumpkin carving contest?" 

Mr. Tickle: "Yeah, why?" 

Mr. Great: "Well, he told me that he's going as a ghost for Halloween, so." 

Miss Naughty, wearing a white bedsheet over his head with an eye hole on it to make him look like a sheet ghost, angrily comes as Mr. Great snickers. 

Mr. Great: "Hey, naughty head, you look much better with that sheet over your head!" (laughs) 

Mr. Tickle, Miss Calamity, Mr. Fussy, Mr. Bump, Miss Cute, Mr. Strong, Mr. Tall and Miss Lollipop chuckle as well as Miss Naughty glares at Mr. Great. 

Miss Naughty: (growls) "What are you laughing at?"  

Mr. Great: "i'm laughing because i feel so sorry for you."  

He pulls down his sheet.  a bolt of lightning hits Mr. Strong.  

Mr. Bump: (looks between Mr. Strong and Mr. Great) "Who's the nastier one?"  

"Strong should have left after he hanged the kid, it's the kid's fault for calling him out in front of the public."  

Mr. Strong angrily grabs the back of Mr. Bump's neck, jerking his head forward and causing him to suffer a whiplash.  

Miss Cute: "What's going on over there?"  

Mr. Tall: "Come on, let's go home."  

The four guys walk toward the door.  Miss Naughty growls at them.  Suddenly, a bolt of lightning hits Mr. Great and a deep growl comes from his stomach as he also suffers a whiplash. Miss Sparkle and Miss Glimmer, dressed as bandits, come to Miss Naughty. 

Miss Glimmer: "Hey, boss, what's wrong? It's Halloween." 

Miss Sparkle: "Yeah, why are you feeling blue?" 

Miss Naughty: "Because that half-genie boy beat me at a pumpkin carving contest and made me wear this stupid bedsheet over my head while i'm dressed as a ghost. At least no one i know is here to see me like this." 

Miss Joyful, dressed as a mad scientist with fake blood all over him and holding a fake chainsaw, appears and laughs at Miss Naughty. 

Miss Joyful: "Nice costume! You look like a sheet ghost!" 

Miss Naughty: "Cut it out, Techno Monster. You're starting to get on my nerves."  

The girls laugh and all leave together.  Lafe Greenaway remains alone, still tied up to the bed.  After they leave, he struggles to get up, but the rope won't budge. Miss Hug, dressed as a cat, appears next to Miss Joyful. 

Miss Hug: "Hey, boss. What did i miss?" 

Lafe Greenaway: "Look around you.  The only thing i've missed is you."  

Miss Joyful: "Uh, uh, shut up, Monster.  i was just stalling so i could get a kiss."

Mr. Tickle: "By the way, Mr. Great, how long does Miss Naughty have to wear the sheet?" 

Mr. Great: "For the rest of the night or until i say a bad word about something."  

Mr. Tickle: "By the way, Miss Naughty, the other day you attacked me with that diva- tion card in the shape of a heart."  

Mr. Great: "i didn't know you didn't know i had a heart."  

Naughty: "Yes, Mr. Tickle, i agree it's an ugly shape.  Nevertheless, i've been meaning to improve it.  Mr. Tickle, will you offer to play me Miss Happy?"

Mr. Bump: "Hey, Mr. Great, trick-or-treat! May i eat your-" 

Mr. Great: "i'll kill you, moron!"  

The Bump stares in horror.  

Mr. Shrek: "Night, night, Mr. Bun.  Trick or treat!"  

He then does a spit-take.  He runs to the door and slams it shut. 

Mr. Bump: "Oh, nevermind. Hehe." 

Mr. Great: "Yeah, nevermind. That's what i thought." 

Mr. Strong: "So, how about games?" 

Mr. Tall: "Good idea! Let's go!" 

Mr. Tickle, Miss Calamity, Mr. Fussy, Mr. Bump, Mr. Great, Miss Cute, Mr. Strong, Mr. Tall and Miss Lollipop went to play games at the festival. They played Whac-a-Mole, Ring Toss, Duck Tank, Balloon And Pond, Skeeball, Bingo and Ring the Bell and got prizes. Meanwhile, Miss Naughty is trying to catch the thieves' eye.  She sees Mr. Bump and notices he hasn't turned around. Miss Whoops, wearing a hockey mask and holding a fake machete, comes to Miss Naughty. 

Miss Whoops: "You know your costume is nothing but a white bedsheet, right?" 

Miss Naughty: "It was all Mr. Great's fault!" 

Miss Whoops: "Mr. Great, i have to take my costume off!"

Miss Frightmare runs. 

Miss Frightmare: "Run for your lives! Mr. Devil, did you hear me?!  Mr. Devil, did you hear me?"  

Miss Frightmare: "Get away from my way and get away from my way.  Mr. Devil, did you hear me? Damnation face!  Damnation face!"  

In the background, William does the Devil’s Dance on the steps outside the bank.  We see John shooting up into the air, he’s writhing in pain on the ground as he bumps into the ground.  Another beat.  a dark figure appears and blocks the view.  Mr. Devil lifts his hand and "goes for it" as he flings William at the figure.  William starts to fall.  He grabs the side of the bank.  John is revealed.  He, out of nowhere, leaps off the ground and tackles the devil.  Both roll onto the ground.  Mr. devil gets off the ground first and slashes John over the head with his spiked machete.  He walks toward William.  John is getting pummeled.  The figure, now a quarter block away, grabs John by the throat.  John is bleeding from the neck. 

Miss Frightmare: "Mr. Devil is back and she's here to destroy the Annual Dillydale Halloween Festival!" 

Mr. Tickle: "What?! Mr. Devil?! This can't be good!" 

Miss Whoops: "What is she doing here? She's going to get in our way!"  

Mr. Hand: "Stay focused, boys!  If she can't kill us, she'll find a way to destroy our festival. Especially my house!"  

Mr. Punk: "Goddamnit! This bitch is a loose cannon!  i got a bad feeling about her!"  

Mr. Freeze: "Well, boys, we got a problem.  And i know just the solution."  

Mr. Darkcloud: "How the hell do you plan on killing her! She's like ten times our size!"  

Mr.Devil: "How do i do it?  i'm just a regular Joe with a regular Joe penis.  What would a regular Joe do in this situation?  i need some dank twinkie cheesecake!"  

Miss Candy Doll: "i'm actually not a free cupcake. i'm a real piece of cherry pie.  i'm cherry.  pie!"  

Mr. Boogie: "That little bitch!  i'm gonna fix her for sure!  i don't care what my friends think!  i just want to destroy her whole day!"  

Miss Jeanie: "You got some pretty big plans for me tonight?  i can't miss it!  Just relax."  

Mr. dm (in the book of evil): "He is our only hope.  Do your duty."  

Mr.Devil: "He's gotta be crazy.  He's trying to be number one!"  

Mr.Devil sees the image of Mr. Tickle being pushed into a chasm and: "Oh no, he's about to get his ass stuck!"  Mr.Devil screams and stands up.  

Mr.Tickle: "Man, what a shit! Something's not right. What's the matter with him?"  

Mr.Devil starts screaming and yelling.  

Mr. Devil himself: "Just wait and see."  

We see on the soundtrack, music like start of Jay-z and Kanye West "Through the Wire."  But it doesn't have an uplifting quality.  Instead, we see seething darkness.  We hear the scream of young souls desperately trying to make their way in this hellish place.  Screaming, screaming, mumbling and mumbling.  We hear things like: "i can't get through this shit!  Can someone please lead me out of here?  i'm on fire!  It burns!"  We see people with backpacks being run through the streets of Harlem.  People with tattoos are running in circles and running scared.  Even other children are struggling to get in the black market liquor stores.  Someone is pointing a gun at Mikey.  Mikey goes apeshit.  The last image that Mikey sees before entering into the Devil's world is the burning city burning with flame.  Mikey hears an ominous voice.

Miss Frightmare: "But Mr. Devil doesn't, Miss Whoops! Unless we do something about it, she's gonna destroy the festival and ruin Halloween!" 

Mr. Great: "Ruin Halloween?! Not if i can help it! Ret-4-Action!" 

Mr. Tickle: "i can't let Mr. Devil ruin Halloween! Ret-2-Go!" 

Miss Lollipop: "i'm right behind you! Ret-2-Dance!" 

Mr. Devil and her Tinkerbats appear. 

Mr. Devil: "So, this is the Annual Dillydale Halloween Festival, eh? Makes me sick! i hate Halloween!"  

Miss Doll: "What? Why would he even do that? We came here for the haunted house, not this witchcraft!"  

Mr. Devil, frustrated: "Well, you see, Miss Doll.  My pets are afraid of the night and sense a need to get away from the wicked witch of the valley. So, they can lick my feet and not be scared of anything!  Isn't that nice of them?"  

He points to the Mr. Jacksons.  We notice a change in her facial expression.  She looks almost angry. Miss Yum-Yum angrily comes as her Tinkerbandits, dressed as Maleficent's goons appear. 

Miss Yum-Yum: "Now see here, y'all dirty pirate! You are not welcome here and i have my Tinkerbandits with me, so i strongly urge you to git!  Aahh - What's that, you stubborn idiot?!"  

Tinkerbean and his Minions rush over and scurry under the big witches' loom.  The Yummy Yummy's group jumps out from under the loom.  

The Yummy Yummy's Group: "Aahh, Mr. Tinkebot, watch yourself! You'll do better if you're outside. i guarantee it will taste better than my dessert, even i know that."  

Yummy Yummy pushes a green button.  The loom cranks.  The witches and broomsticks start weaving in the rhythm.  We pull back as we see that the loom is spiderwebbed with a complex web and there is a strange click and click as something passes between it and the witches.  Ooh, looks like the Toads have entered.  The three witches stand at attention.  on cia's monitor - the hovercraft carrying the brain and whisker collects data from the Twins and a computer algorithm (called cg-2) feeds it into a control box in the nest.  We see the swirling of color in front of the camera and hear the strange clicking and whirring of the loom machinery. 

Mr. Devil: (sarcastic) "Oh, i'm so frightened of an old hag!" 

Miss Yum-Yum: (with horror) "Even she can't be real, that's what she's in her bones for."  

Mr. Devil's eyes brim with a few tears. 

Mr. Tickle: "Trick-or-treat, Mr. Devil!" 

Mr. Devil: "Ugh! That genie brat Vladimir's a fast one - it took him two days to get here!"  

Chattar Lal creeps on the shadows behind them.  

Luis: "Oh - Mr. Devil - what's happened? And why do you smell so awful?"  

Mr. Devil: "i've gotten a new stooge - it's been another bad day!  He gave me a leather belt to deliver tonight, and instead, it bound me to that witch's lair until eternity!"  

a knock on the door.  

Luis: "But what about the candy?  We've got so much!  - i've gotten so fat since you've been gone."  

He looks at the clock - 14 minutes to midnight.  The door opens, he's almost home.  Mr. Devil enters with a chair.

Mr. Great: "No thanks, i've already got one!" (turns into a long stretch of length on his hand) 

Luis: "And who was that last scuffle with Chana? It was like the time you got sent to reform school, and Mr. Devil here said he'd teach you to go straight!"  

Mr. Devil: "Shut up!  i'd rather be dead than have to look his devil's eye.  i thought perhaps we had a lot in common."  

Long stretch of length, first five rows of six for stowing the candy in his satchel.  

Chorale Melody: "Chaos is on its way to dna! Do you hear it, Mr. Devil?  

Chorus: (singing) 'Pony with a crown on, a tiny white mule for you-oo, Mr. Devil -  Mr. Devil and Mr. Ghost square into one.'  

Mr. Devil: "Hm-hmm - mon gamem!  - i'm changing into the new pretty one-by-one-the pair of black socks off my back, so i know you'll be there-o."  

He puts on his father's first white dress slacks, and a perfect match of dress shirt with his.  He attempts to add the last.  

Alvy: "Rats!  i'll never fit into this rat-fucker's clothes.  i'm sorry, Mr. Devil, but i can't even fit into those."

Miss Whoops: (laughs) "Looks like someone's got a bad case of the battys! i guess you don't know how to defeat a pira-" 

a Tinkerbat fires a cannon at Miss Whoops and out comes a ball of Shadow Lilies that knocked him out and caused him to sneeze. 

Miss Whoops: "Shadow Lilies?  When did that happen?"  

Wink: "It's a genetic mutation-"

a Tinkerbug armed with an axe and hair net suddenly appears in Miss Whoops's mouth.  Miss Whoops tries to speak-

Miss Lollipop: "Hey! Pick on someone your own size!" (turns into a giant lollypop) "  i am my own size!"  

The Tinkerbug shoots a Lollypop at Miss Whoops, but it gets stuck in her mouth and pulls its target through a window.  "Oh, no, no, no-  back to main title credits."  The Tinkerbugs and Bandits flee and panic as Miss Whoops pulls herself out of the window as only she herself can appear unscathed- with her own hair.  a concerned crowd gathers to yell: "Chloe?! Who're you?!" The Tinkerbats fire a cannonball at Miss Lollipop, who reverted back to normal, as she dodges the cannonballs until one hits her and sends her right into the same hay pile Mr. Nervous landed on. 

Mr. Nervous: "You too, Miss Lollipop?"

 Miss Lollipop: "Yeah." 

Miss Sparkle: "Let's stop Mr. Devil!" 

Miss Glimmer: "Yeah, she'll never get away with this!" 

Miss Sparkle and Miss Glimmer run. Mr. Nervous sees Miss Naughty walking away. 

Mr. Nervous: "Miss Naughty? Is that you under that bedsheet?" 

Miss Naughty pushes the bedsheet away: "Yeah, Mr. Nervous! Yeah, that's me!"  

Mr. Nervous dives for cover.  With a rapid-fire automatic sputtering sound, all the Tinkerbats turn into pink dynamite and explode, blowing the entrance to the Poor Places. He hears Miss Sparkle and Miss Glimmer's screams. 

Miss Naughty: "What the?" 

Miss Sparkle and Miss Glimmer land on Miss Naughty. 

Miss Glimmer: "Sorry we failed to defeat Mr. Devil, boss." 

Miss Sparkle: "Yeah, we didn't have a ghost of a chance." .  

Mr. Nervous is left laying on the burning hay pile.  Suddenly, Miss Whoops (standing alone) barks like a Tinkbat.  Mr. Nervous looks over at whoops: "Hey, who let you out?  Who let you out?!"  Whoops barks again and grows another pair of ears.  

Mr. Nervous spots: "It's the whole prison staff.  they think i'm gone crazy."  

Mr. Grotesque also comes running into the haystack.  

Mr. Grotesque: "Do something, man.  Have some bravery.  Have some strength.  Get Mr. Nervous out of there."  

Mr. Nervous stands up and looks over at Mr. Grotesque.  They both yell at the top of their lungs.  Mr. Nervous and Mr. Grotesque meet and begin to battle. Back with Mr. Tickle and Miss Frightmare. 

Miss Frightmare: "Mr. Tickle, i know i'm new to this fighting, but we can stop Mr. Devil together." 

Mr. Tickle: "Great idea, Miss Frightmare. Let's do it!" 

Mr. Devil: "Don't get too cocky, half-genies."  

Mr. Devil shows great anger.  Back with mr. tickle and miss frightENDUCE.  "You don't think with the help of my friends, i can't win do you? ."  

The Guardians are left puzzled.  Back with Mr. Tickle and Miss Frightmare.  "i want my doll back. . . 

Miss Frightmare: "Hammer time!" (slams the mallet on Mr. Devil Boot's foot) 

Mr. Devil: (screams in agony) "aaaarrgghhh!!!"  

Back with Poppa m and Mr. Devil.  

Poppa m: "Ace up, Comback!  Score one pound for the Angel!"  (throws a punch) "Woooooo Big fella!"  

Back with Mr. Tickle and Miss Frightmare.  

"Miss Frightmare! i quit if we can't beat the devil!"  

Back with Mr. Devil, Poppa m and all the Guardians.  

Mr. Devil: "Wooooooooo Hooooo!!  

Poppa m: i told you we can't beat him now."  

Back with Poppa m and Mr. Tickle.  

Poppa m: "Show me how you can defeat him with two punch!"  (slams the mallet on his opponent's foot) 

Mr. Tickle shakes his fist in anger.  Back with Mr. Devil and his army.  

Mr. Devil: "gong!!  gong!!  gong!!"  

Suddenly we see a random person in the crowd: "Oh no, Mommy, the Sleeping Beauty."  "Oh my! The Evil Ladies are fighting."  "no!" .  

Suddenly we see half of the crowd (in the background) jump off the bridge and start running across the river (into the forest) as they cheer "Oh Brother!"  

Back with a smiling Poppa m: "Motherhoney! The Sleeping Beauty is all they can do!"  

And then Poppa m points to a little village in the distance (and then after a pause, to the girl in the crowd): "There she is!"  

Back with a smiling Miss Frightmare and Big fella: "Well done you wonderful little princesses."  

Then Poppa m looks out into the night sky. Mr. Tickle pushes the button and Mr. Devil and her Tinkerbats get blasted out of the festival. 

Mr. Tickle: "Bye, Mr. Devil! Bye, my friend!"

Back at the Annual Dillydale Halloween Festival, the guests cheered at Mr. Tickle and Miss Frightmare's teamwork and heroism. 

Mr. Fussy: "That was amazing!" 

Miss Calamity: "You two rock!" 

Mr. Bump: "Yeah!" 

Miss Lollipop: "Way to go, Mr. Tickle and Miss Frightmare!" 

Mr. Tickle: (smiles) "Thanks, guys!" 

Miss Frightmare: "Yeah, we saved Halloween." 

Miss Whoops: "Hey!" (sneezes) "What about." (sneezes) ".me?!" (sneezes) 

Miss Frightmare: "Oh yeah." (takes the Shadow Lilies and throws them aside) "There! You're welcome!" 

Miss Whoops: "Okay." (floats away) 

Mr. Great: "It's good that you two saved Halloween, but at least i beat Miss Naughty at a pumpkin carving contest and it looks like he'll be wearing that sheet for the rest of the night!" (laughs snarkily and walks off, then stubs his foot on a rock and screams) "yeeeeeooooow! My dolphin chirp chirp chirp!"  

Mr. Whinkles: "Yep."  

In her Tinkerbati form, Miss Chidori: "Awww, that was so sweet of him to save you.  But i don't like it when people step on my feet when they walk on this festival ground."

Mr. Great: (realizes what he said in embarrassment and sweat drops) "Uh-oh. i said a bad word. i guess this means Naughty gets to take the sheet off early." (laughs sheepishly) 

Miss Naughty comes to Mr. Great from behind, takes the sheet off of him to reveal a big gold toothache. 

Miss Naughty: (whispers into Mr. Great's ear and taps his shoulder) "Oh, Mr. Great." (chuckles evilly) "Guess who." 

Mr. Great: "Huh?" (turns around) 

Miss Naughty: "boo-yo-goo-gohh, it's that little hottie from across the hall,  who you told me about, and what she does best.  She does phelps.)  (dramatically changes her voice to that of a high pitch soprano) "Alas, my poor lost Arthur Rackham."  (mimes singing the song badly) "Arthur is my only hope now that Edward is gone.  And this is for you because you told me the way to save us.  i will sing the greatest song he ever wrote."  

Mona: (whispers from behind) "You're a sweetheart."  (Smiles to Mr. Great.) 

Mr. Great: "At least things can't get any worse." 

Mr. Tickle turns into a full-on tickle tornado.  He is about to torment that unlucky girl noisily and creepily when the girls run to a wall in fear.  The sprinkler system goes off, blowing the loose ticklers into the ears and tickling the eyes of everyone's skin.  Mr. and Mrs. Otis jump out of their seats and attempt to chase after Mr. Tickle.  The Security Guards come out to break it up and get some of the loose sprinkler debris.  The tears and smears can be heard as they try to wrangle the writhing ticklers off of them.  Mr. Bow Wow runs over to the girls and sniffs one of the, four peed out girls' hands.

Mr. Great and Miss Naughty: "Huh?" 

Mr. Tickle then transforms into a werewolf, assuming a sinister snarl.  He drops Leslie onto the couch and growls at her. 

Mr. Great and Miss Naughty: (scream) "aaaaaaaaaaaaaap!"  

Mr. Tickle then speaks in a high-pitched voice.  At first they don’t realize it’s him, then they do, as they lean in closer. Mr. Tickle reverts back to normal and laughs as everyone else laughs as well. 

Miss Frightmare: "Great trick, Mr. Tickle!"  

Then, as the credits wind down, we cut back to the regular Mr. Tickle. 

Mr. Tickle: "Miss Frightmare! Anything to make sure we have a happy Halloween!" (winks) 

Mr. Tickle and her friends have fun at the Annual Dillydale Halloween Festival while Miss Scary is still being chased by Miss Sunshine. Their costumes have finally returned.  a live special can be heard playing.  After the special ends, the stage is completely empty.  The Halloween decorations have now been removed, and the playground area has been completely blacked out.  The live special ends, then the stage is completely empty again.  The Halloween decorations have now been removed, and the playground area is completely blacked out.  The Special booked for Dillydale is now playing on the actual stage.  After the performer finishes their act, the crowd gives them a big thumbs up.  The original contestants are pretty much gone and the zombies, robots, and the building they’re standing in now says: "Halloween tonight!  Get ready, boys!"  Possibly a sign for the rock concert that will take place later that night in the school auditorium.

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