Risky Boots, Pirate Master and Holly Lingerbean get a timeout on Halloween (Alt Version)

 Risky Boots: "Man, we're so bored."  

Pirate Master: "Yeah, because we are not doing something ridiculous."  

Holly Lingerbean: "i agree! Today is Halloween, baby!"  

Vanessa: "That is very dashing of you."  

Scarf Girl: "You're a star."  

Princess: "Yeah.  Let's go make some old people scream."  

And just like that, they’ve been joined by a black queen, Malcolm… in gowns and all.  

Casper: "What was that all about?"  

And he stops in his tracks.  Vanessa turns to Scarf. 

Risky Boots: (gets an idea) "i have an idea! Let's ruin the Halloween party at the Haunted Mansion!"  

Pirate Master: "Great Idea!"  

Holly Lingerbean: "Let's go!  Bad idea!"  

Pirate Master: (digs it!  Dives it! Fails it!  Takes it back!)  "no-!"  

Back on the dance floor.  Bentley dances with Chip behind Vanessa.  They all look like asses.  Back at the haunted mansion.  Scarf and Holly are dancing.  Casper is holding her hand.  She slaps his face and he looks at her like he is a baby elephant.  She is concerned about where his hand is.  The Queen emerges from the shadows.

At the Haunted Mansion, the Fazbear Four [Freddy Fazbear (dressed as a vampire), Bonnie the Bunny (dressed as a mummy), Chica the Chicken (dressed as a witch) and Foxy the Pirate Fox (dressed as a ghost pirate)] arrive.  

Freddy Fazbear: "Wow, it was so nice of Master Gracey to make such a short, sweet trip to Europe. It's too bad his friend Basil was killed.  (pause) Well, we here now for the safe return of our furry friend, Pan.  Do you Pan, agree?  Pan: Yes, i agree.  [At the restaurant] Come here.

Bonnie the Bunny: "i agree!"  

Chica the Chicken: "Me too!"  

Risky Boots (off-screen): "Hey, you four!"  

Risky Boots, Pirate Master and Holly Lingerbean come to the Fazbear Four.  

Risky Boots: "Your games are boring!  We're bored!  Get back to the truth!"

Risky Boots, Pirate Master and Holly Lingerbean throw rocks at the Fazbear Four and run away.  

Foxy the Pirate Fox: "Hey, Risky, Pirate Master and Holly, where are you going?"  

Risky Boots: "We're leaving! Bless up, bravo!!"  

Sludge and Scrappy, both dressed as a Pirate Princess, are in a tavern, having a party.  They are boozy and have two oysters on their hands.  Boom and Glooper, dressed as court jesters, crash into the party.  

Boom: "Hey, Glooper, we really do need your help."  

Glooper: "Why sure."  

Sludge and Scrappy: "What can we do for you?"  

Glooper: "Well, i have this magic spell to tell if a girl is in love with a guy.  Can we do it?"

Boombox music starts up and court jesters run all over.  The bouncer calls out for them to stop. Risky Boots, Pirate Master and Holly Lingerbean come to Nega-Shantae (dressed as a vampire).  

Pirate Master: "Hey, Nega-Shantae!  How's it going"?  

Nega-Shantae: "There's only two things you must remember when you're undercover - never to talk to an elf or to smile". 

Risky Boots, Pirate Master and Holly Lingerbean push Nega-Shantae.  

Nega-Shantae: "o-hoo! you guys are just so gross, and i'm a vampire now and o-hoo!  can't i just get away with just one thing, o-hoo?" .  

Not a lot of takers, no - even the pirate master drops the cocaine. Risky Boots, Pirate Master and Holly Lingerbean laugh at Nega-Shantae and run to Ickybod Clay (dressed as the Phantom of the Opera).  

Holly Lingerbean: "Hey, Ickybod Clay, let's play a game i like to call the Burly Ugly Phoning Game."

Risky Boots, Pirate Master and Holly Lingerbean beat up Ickybod Clay and run away. Ickybod Clay cries as Bad Mr. Frosty (dressed as Sub-Zero), Lady Ice Crystal (dressed as Queen Elsa), Lady Fire Stone (dressed as Princess Azula), Taffy (dressed as the Candyman), Allison Wonderland (dressed as Alice Kingsleigh), Blob (dressed as Goopy Le Grande), Nyan Girl (dressed as Nyan Cat), Kung Pow (dressed as Hell's Chef), Lady Liberty (dressed as Maleficent), t-Hoppy (as Springtrap), Bonker (dressed as Ennard), Jesterina (dressed as Princess Tutu), Lefty (dressed as a mummy), Boogerman (dressed as Markiplier), Snot Rocket (dressed as Gaia Everfree), Neko Cheshire (dressed as a samurai) and Tweedle Daisy and Tweedle Darcy (dressed as Katie and Sadie) come to the crying Ickybod Clay.  

Bad Mr. Frosty: "What's going on?"  

Ickybod Clay: "Risky Boots, Pirate Master and Holly Lingerbean made me cry."

Just then, Goldar arrives, dressed as Shrek.  Everyone looks at Goldar who is holding Silly Billy.  

Shrek: "Hey, so how's that recruiter going?  "

Ickybod Clay: "He's on to them."  

Shrek looks at Ickybod Clay and frowns.  

Shrek: "Yes, recruiters are indeed tools.  They use their special powers on innocent young hopefuls.  Of course, we all know how this ends.  For what are the recruiter and his kind really after, other than a free pizza?"  

He hands the Silly Billy to Ickybod and then finally, Phantom is revealed (dressed as Phantom of the Opera) and runs to Ickybod Clay.  Ickybod Clay crumples as he is a giant snot balloon holding down Bottom and The Monsters behind him.  

Phantom: "They made me cry.  i'm never breaking out on my own again."  

He turns and runs away as both Ickybod and Phantom put Silly Billy in their butts.  All the monsters get disgusted and laugh hysterically.  Some shrink and grow to death.  

Phantom: "Never make a first impression."

Ickybod stops crying and stands up straight.  He then runs and disappears into darkness.  Risky Boots taps Phantom on the shoulder.  

Phantom: "What?"  

Risky Boots: "Get back to work."  

Phantom raises his hand and raises his foot and only Goldar gets in his way. Risky Boots, Pirate Master and Holly Lingerbean come to Nega-Darcio (dressed as a demon) and Nega-Lily-Pop (dressed as a mummy).  

Risky Boots: "Hey, you two! You can’t run from the Man.  You’re free to go."

Risky Boots, Pirate Master and Holly Lingerbean slap Nega-Darcio and Nega-Lily-Pop and run away.  

Nega-Darcio: "Hey!  What?"

Risky Boots and Holly Lingerbean run to the magic mirror.  In the magic mirror is the Sun and The Moon. Risky Boots and Holly Lingerbean look at each other.  

Risky Boots: "Are you sure?  Can we make it a few hours?"  

Nega-Lily-Pop: "But don’t worry, tonight is Christmas! The night we welcome the Sun and the moon.  a cosmic kiss."

Risky Boots whispers into the magic mirror.  

magic mirror: "You’re three days early." 

The mirror flickers back into full reality. Risky Boots, Pirate Master and Holly Lingerbean run to Light Baroness (dressed as the human version of Princess Celestia).  

Pirate Master: "Hey, Light Baroness/Princess Celestia!"  

The crowd howls in excitement.  Princess Celestia giggles. Risky Boots, Pirate Master and Holly Lingerbean laugh at her, which made her cry. As the three ran away, Winter Baron (dressed as a mummy), Ghost Baron (dressed as a mad scientist), Flower Baron (dressed as Cagney Carnation), Squid Baron (dressed as a zombie) and Music Baron (dressed as a Day of the Dead-esque skeleton) come to Light Baroness.  

Squid Baron: "Light Baroness, what's wrong?"  

Light Baroness: "Risky Boots, Pirate Master and Holly Lingerbean, Your mei was an inmate at the 5th Ward, but Princess Celestia was staying at my palace for a reason!  She won't let go of me or mei (will be mine)."  

Squid Baron: "Well, it seems that your using scare tactics aren't working. Are you sure about this?"  

Ghost Baron: "My guess is you're on top of the muck, Reef. Why not use your strength to get rid of any who get in your way."  

Music Baron: "i use all my strength not to use my light to hit the cursed one.  You know why?  Because that way, it will absorb all the light from the sky and the hallway to where you're at."  

Cagney Carnation: "i can take care of any "freak" that wants to get in my way.  i just can't stand them at the same time."  

Flower Baron: "My sister is very ambitious. She did away with all her previous bosses in one day.  So, i don't think she wants to bring her work home with her.  That's, personal thing.  (realizing that they laughed)  Why were you laughing?  Somehow, the ghost who was calling Snow White called all you to hand out food and candy.  Why are you laughing?  Golly-gloo-owl!  You little one-eyed fool!  (Smiling, she bends to grab the candy)  But the candy just hit Snow White in the forehead and couldn't do no more."

Risky Boots, Pirate Master and Holly Lingerbean run to Parallel Bolo ( dressed as a werewolf).  

Holly Lingerbean: "Hey, Parallel Bolo, you are a naughty adult, aren't you?"

Risky Boots, Pirate Master and Holly Lingerbean spray pepper spray on Parallel Bolo's eyes.  

Parallel Bolo: "o-kay, little girls will be your lot. we'll wear you like badges!"  

Coraline ducks as the spray can balls roll by her, behind her back.  Risky Boots and the pirates spray a group of Nightmare Fish and Frogs.  The Nightmare Fish and Frogs duck away from the pepper spray, scrambling.  The other pirates follow, their boots thumping in a drumbeat cadence.  Risky Boots takes off his spiked watch and sprays it at a large spiky fish.  The spiky fish bursts in a wail, as does an umbrellafish with wings that blossom into spiky hair (from Sailor Moon), surrounded by colorful crystal beads and jewels.  Parallel Bolo screams, singing and running around the ship.  He lets out a call like a shrill whistle.  The sailors, pirates and coo at him.  Parallel Bolo on the other hand staggers and falls into the open arms of the Four Generals.  They're completely in love. Parallel Bolo and his four Generals stand proudly holding their finest swords and shields.  Parallel Bolo starts to sing again, singing like the vampires in the animated series of vampire hunters. Risky Boots, Pirate Master and Holly Lingerbean laugh at Parallel Bolo and run to Indigo (dressed as Wednesday Addams).  

Risky Boots: "Hey, Indy, there's just too many of them."

Risky Boots, Pirate Master and Holly Lingerbean push Indigo into a trash can and run away as Hypno Baron comes to Indigo.  

Hypno Baron: "Indigo, what are you doing? You're not supposed to be on a trash can!"  

Indigo: (gets out of the trash can) "It's not my fault, boss! Risky Boots, Pirate Master and Holly Lingerbean pushed me into the trash can!"  

Hypno Baron: "You'll have to be careful of that when we get back!"  

Indigo heads off alone.  Risky Boots, Pirate Master and Holly Lingerbean laugh, continue pushing the struggling Wednesday Addams.  They end up on top of the Empire State Building.  Risky Boots and Pirate Master look both ways before giving a signal to Holly.  Holly Lingerbean starts climbing the side of the Empire State Building.  Holly Lingerbean climbs all the way to the top.  She falls over the edge and catches Wednesday Addams and pulls her back inside.  Risky Boots and Pirate Master laugh as they don't watch the swan dive back into the Fountain of Youth to drink more plumes of paint. Risky Boots, Pirate Master and Holly Lingerbean come to Blind Specter (dressed as a wizard).  

Pirate Master: "Hey, Specter! Your hat is foggy."  

Pan a goblin.  We see three goblins, one of them has a bandanna on his head. 

Blind Specter: "What?"  

Risky Boots, Pirate Master and Holly Lingerbean spit on Blind Specter.  

Blind Specter: "u- uh. Wait.  i can see, you guys."

Risky Boots, Pirate Master and Holly Lingerbean laugh at Blind Specter and run to Caroline (dressed as Lara Croft).  

Holly Lingerbean: "Hey, Caroline! You're eye patch ain't bad enough!  Ya should've seen his eye patch before!" , showing off pirate patchwork.  

Caroline demurs.  But pirates stop shooting at her, and stand around.  a pirate with a complicated boombox built in looks at Belle.  "What on Earth is a micro-cassette?  and bam, bam, bam, bam, go this fast!  - Carrie screams in the backseat.  The pirates bump their heads and let out horrifying howls.  "That's right!  We'll give away our parts for free!  Screams.  But they're listening to a new song.  The car drives on. Risky Boots, Pirate Master and Holly Lingerbean pull Caroline's hair.  

Caroline: "uugh, i want hair.  And my momma wants long hair."  

Everyone cheers.

Risky Boots, Pirate Master and Holly Lingerbean laugh at Caroline and runs to Earthworm Jim (dressed as a ghost) and Princess What's-Her-Name (dressed as a witch).  

Risky Boots: "Hey, Earthworm Jim and Princess What's-Her-Name!"  

Princess What's-Her-Name: "What is it, Risky, Pirate Master and Holly?"  

Risky Boots: "Your and Earthworm Jim's relationship is falling apart."  

Princess What's-Her-Name: "What's wrong, Dopey?"  

With a flourish he hoists up the ladder and uses it to knock pirates aside to hit Earthworm Jim and Princess What's-Her-Name.  As the music builds to a finale, pirates sing their farewell: The pirates yell after them: Hang 'em high Like outGRACE For folks they left behind.  end of flashback. Risky Boots, Pirate Master and Holly Lingerbean blew raspberries at Earthworm Jim and Princess What's-Her-Name.  

Earthworm Jim: "Oh no!"  

Princess What's-Her-Name: "What, High-Five?"  

Rocket leaps on top of Hippie. Risky Boots, Pirate Master and Holly Lingerbean run to Globert (dressed as a rockstar ghost).  

Pirate Master: "Hey, Globert, you are a total loser and you look gross when you dress like a girl!"  

Globert: "Hey! That's the exact attitude i had in my day!"  

Risky Boots restrains him.  Then, Pirate Master and Holly both laugh at him as they run off. Risky Boots, Pirate Master and Holly Lingerbean beat up Globert, making him cry. Boogly (dressed as a pumpkin) and Vampos (dressed as a mime) sees this in shock and are mad at Risky Boots, Pirate Master and Holly Lingerbean.  

Boogly: "Risky Boots, Pirate Master and Holly Lingerbean, you bums!  If you were actually any good, you wouldn't have let Globert get to you!"  

a Mime magically appears in front of Vampos and pulls a sock puppet off of her head, revealing a mime head.  He shoves it down her mouth.  She immediately bursts into tears.  a black panther and a marionette (dressed as a puppet) stand there frozen, looking stupid.  a penguin dressed as a music engineer (dressed as the Capo Soprano of Piaf, Paolo Sandadonna) and a plumber dressed as a sorcerer (dressed as Pinocchio) fly up to them.  They get hold of one of them, and toss them off to the other side.  They talk over each other, but can't stop the puppets from running to the puppeteers.  The puppeteers (and the dogs) arrive at the castle. Risky Boots, Pirate Master and Holly Lingerbean run to Brenda Green (dressed as a witch), Lester Dawkins (dressed as a wizard), Victoria (dressed as Toy Chica), Toxic Glow (dressed as Poison Ivy), Shade (dressed as the Grim Reaper), Sara Akamatsu (dressed as a police officer) and Batoriki (dressed as a vampire).  

Holly Lingerbean: "Hey, Brenda and British Six! This is what we think about your country!"  

Risky Boots, Pirate Master and Holly Lingerbean take a British flag and rattle it much to Brenda Green, Lester Dawkins, Victoria, Toxic Glow, Shade, Sara Akamatsu and Batoriki's shock.  

Brenda Green: "Oh, we never thought you would stoop to that level!  Respect for our nation!"  

Brenda Green then swells in triumph and points dramatically at herself.  Lester Dawkins looks in shock at himself.  

Toxic Glow: "Your country is in Hell!  Fire, Fire, Fire!  Fire, Fire, Fire! Vermin of the British Isles, we salute you!  Join us in the Sin-Lines!'"  

Lester Dawkins steps out of the line and steps to the side to address his cohorts.  

Lester Dawkins: "Sorry, boys. Leave your weapons.  You will fall.  Destroying is going to be your duty.  So, no weapons!  We have to fight!  No violence.  But let the past be the legacy.  May you meet the terrible fate of a traitor to your country, a subversive and an infidel to our holy ways.  You're soldiers, not the enemy.  Like you love our Queen and our Empire enough to fight to the death.  If fighting doesn't love you.then you don't.  “Embrace Satan!”  One by one, the chosen people of the land step up to the line and remove their weapon."

Risky Boots, Pirate Master and Holly Lingerbean laugh at the seven British and run to Fru-Fru (dressed as a witch)  

Fru-Fru: "Oh no! Not you three again!"  

Risky Boots: "That's right! You, my good ship!  i need my best sailor back in my good ship.  The only sardine in my tin."  

Maw Beaver winds up for a big attack on Pirate Master's "ship."  The whole line kicks into chaos, as the two ships begin a wide-speed pursuit. Risky Boots, Pirate Master and Holly Lingerbean hit Fru-Fru with chairs.  

Fru-Fru: "Hey. Well, that was my last tin.  i have lost my appetite."  

Holly Lingerbean and a spring-loaded sugarcane enter, and whap!  The sugarcane fires a sugar bullet straight through Fru-fru's face, right past his eye socket. Risky Boots, Pirate Master and Holly Lingerbean laugh and run to Popple (dressed as a ghost).  

Pirate Master: "Hey, Popple! You look dumb dressing like a sheet!"  

Popple: "i'm a ghost like you!"  

The pirates yell.  They form a wall of slugs.  Popple lays inside the wall of slugs. Risky Boots, Pirate Master and Holly Lingerbean laugh at Popple and run away.  

Popple: "i'm kicking more butt than a black lezzy with Keds."

Risky Boots, Pirate Master and Holly Lingerbean run to Unikitty (dressed as a ghost) and Puppycorn (dressed as mummy).  

Holly Lingerbean: "Hey, Unikitty and Puppycorn. Fulfilling their dream of a hoppy, Chocolate milk like no other!  i'm one day away from princess-able!"  

Holly Lingerbean as Death Doll laughs crazily. Risky Boots, Pirate Master and Holly Lingerbean blew raspberries at Unikitty and Puppycorn as they begin to cry. Felicity (dressed as a vampire bat), Hawkodile (dressed as a knight), Dr. Fox (dressed as a sorceress) and Richard (with a fake axe on his back) angrily come to Risky Boots, Pirate Master and Holly Lingerbean.  

Felicity: "Risky Boots, Pirate Master and Holly Lingerbean!  Look!  Look at the horror on the faces of our fabulous children and the twitching mouths of our scorned ghost with the missing tooth".  

Risky Boots, Pirate Master and Holly Lingerbean run off with their mouths wide open.  Causing Richard (to spew blood) to fall to the ground.  Felicity leaps up and smacks Sally over the head with the piano. Risky Boots, Pirate Master and Holly Lingerbean run to Cragsters Max (dressed as a mummy).  

Risky Boots: "Cragsters Max!  we need to get off this island pronto."

Risky Boots, Pirate Master and Holly Lingerbean beat up Cragsters Max.  

Cragsters Max: "owww do you think you’re doing?!  we’re in mortal danger.  ".  

Staggering cliff deadfall, high cliff, full speed, over cliff-face. 

Cragsters Max: "Josie, come here right now!"  

Josie Sakura (me/my OCself; dressed as a Halloween Queen) comes.  

Josie Sakura: "Cragsters Max, what happened?"  

Cragsters Max: "Risky Boots, Pirate Master and Holly Lingerbean beat me up!"  

Josie Sakura: "welcome to the Halloween curse of the Mummy Island."  

Cragsters Max: "ahhhhhhhh."  

Dracula, Frankenstein, Josie, Cragsters Max, Igor, Nightful, Mr. Bumblypants and Maniac Prince run at Cragsters Max.  The Living Nasty Undead Bandits, a muscular rambunctious coven of Horrifying Legolas-esque hulking Limbless Worms beat him up.  Doctor, Jellybean, Winnie d’espundog and Evil Joseph run at Cragsters Max.  Dracula, Frankenstein, Josie, Cragsters Max, Igor, Nightful, Mr. Bumblypants and Maniac Prince run at Cragsters Max. Risky Boots, Pirate Master and Holly Lingerbean run to Zoe-Chan (dressed as Spinel).  

Pirate Master: "Hey, Zoe-Chan and fire up your f-14!!"  

Hard-boiled hacker guys, come to their rescue, too.  

Holly Lingerbean: "Well?  Where the hell are you at??!"  -

Holly: She stands right in Zoe-Chan's face and pulls out a small microphone.  

Risky Boots: "Everybody shut the fuck up.  Shes getting mad.  She's.  She wants you to make.  She's got a  Last straw.  The police." 

Risky Boots, Pirate Master and Holly Lingerbean throw a bucket of blood at Zoe-Chan, making her cry as Super Brainz (dressed as Superman), Immortica (dressed as Winifred Sanderson) and Neptuna (dressed as Princess Ariel) saw it in shock and concern before glaring at Risky Boots, Pirate Master and Holly Lingerbean.  

Super Brainz: "Risky Boots, Pirate Master and Holly Lingerbean, what the hell was that?  Are you part of that damn scary rhino you call a best friend.  

Neptuna: "Look at this.  a rhino is trying to sleep with a rhino.  It doesn’t work that well, believe me.  That’s my point.  What you doing is a sick joke.  You’re just gonna end up like most people who get the rhino, only it’s bigger and it’s gonna kill you.  It’s where you from, the water moccasin, the sacred totem of Georgia.  The catlick.  It’s a comment on the lack of independence in females."  

Immortica: "Do you know what happened to the teens who pranked Carrie White’s bulldog, ’Beavis,’ by, wait for it, spraying a can of kitty blood on her and turning her into a fucking rhinoceros?  Yep, they died.  Womp! That’s gonna make me cry.  Like real tears of.  self-harm and be dead in the fullness of.  of eight lives.  Just like rhino Zoe-Chan is gonna die.  Stop." 

Risky Boots, Pirate Master and Holly Lingerbean run to Tamara Werman (dressed as a sheet ghost).  

Holly Lingerbean: "Hey, Tamara Werman! What are you supposed to be?"  

Tamara Werman: "i'm ein ghost! Zis is mein Halloveen coschtume!"  

Holly Lingerbean: "Well, guess what? You look like a corpse under a rag to us!"

Lily Knows Best and Sexy Christian Guy.  Behind them, Suzy Shaughnessy pops her head in. Risky Boots, Pirate Master and Holly Lingerbean laugh at Tamara Werman, causing her to cry. Risky Boots, Pirate Master and Holly Lingerbean run away as Werner Werman (dressed as a sheet ghost) appears.  

Werner Werman: "Kleine Cousine Tamara (Little cousin Tamara), vy are you crying?"  

Tamara Werman: "Oh yeah! Oh my ein Little Cousine!"  

She runs to the safe in the dank cupboard, and opens the safe door. Risky Boots, Pirate Master and Holly Lingerbean come to Blazerio "Blazer" Tech Ammonian (dressed as a skeleton), Catherine "Cathy" Star Ammonian (dressed as a witch) and Garret Techno (dressed as a mummy) and steal their bags of candy.  

Blazer: "Hey! Those are our candy!"  

Cathy: "Those are our candy!" 

Mikey is walking in the hallway and hears this.  Maniacal laughter, laugh creep up behind Mikey and Mikey jolts to a halt. 

Garret: "Those are our candy!" 

Catherine: "Those are our candy!"  

Mikey slowly turns to look at Mikey.

Risky Boots: "We don't care! Your stupid dads aren't supposed to be together!"  

Pirate Master: "Ammo Baron is a big, ugly pervert who sucks at taking over Sequin Land!"  

Holly Lingerbean: "And Techno Baron is a scrawny, little dumbass with a stupid helmet!"  

Risky Boots: "It would be much better if they had just broken up already!"  

Blazer, Cathy and Garret gasp.  

Garret: "Meanies!"  

Holly Lingerbean: "Let's get to the inn before the rain lets up and pours all over my dreamy little dress."  

They leave the beach, the rain starting.  At the Tavern We see the rain pouring down and Cathy is preoccupied. Ammo Baron (dressed as a ghost) and Techno Baron (dressed as a vampire) heard the whole thing in shock and became angry as the darkness inside them turned them into Ammo Baron.exe (in the colorless, torn, bloodied version of his ghost costume while his face is still white from the face paint) and Techno Baron.exe (in the torn, darker version of his vampire costume and top hat. They come to Risky Boots, Pirate Master and Holly Lingerbean from behind and growled in anger.  

Risky Boots, Pirate Master and Holly Lingerbean: "Huh?" (turn to see Ammo Baron.exe and Techno Baron.exe)  

Ammo Baron.exe and Techno Baron.exe: (smile evilly) "Trick-or-treat." (chuckle evilly and let out fnaf 4 jumpscare)  "nooooooooooooooooo!"  (round the corner and grabs Horcho 2)  

Hitched on a patch of red plague. Risky Boots, Pirate Master and Holly Lingerbean scream and began to cry as Twitch (dressed as an angel), Vinegar (dressed as a devil) and April (dressed as a Belle from "Beauty and the Beast") come.  

Risky Boots, Pirate Master and Holly Lingerbean: "waaaa!"  (beep down on the coughtards, bug's in the cuff).  

April: (to Twitch, wagging her finger) "Honey, they're comin' for you!"  

The fire trucks scream as they spray down the streets.  Holly Lingerbean stands up and pulls out of her cuff the hand mirror from her bag and looks into it.  She sees the shadowed phantoms leering in evil fashions at her. 

Vinegar: "We're calling Shantae about this!"  

Risky Boots, Pirate Master and Holly Lingerbean run. Ammo Baron.exe, Techno Baron.exe, Twitch, Vinegar and April take out their phones to call Shantae.  

Ammo Baron.exe: "Hello, Shantae, this is Ammo and Techno Barons, Twitch, Vinegar and April speaking!"  

Twitch: "Do you know what Risky Boots, Pirate Master and Holly Lingerbean did?"  

Vinegar: "They harassed a lot of guests and ruined the Halloween party at the Haunted Mansion!"  

Techno Baron.exe: "They fenced the --"  

a door flies open.  

Shannon: "Holly Lingerbean! Take a step back, now!"  

Shannon and April take a step back.  Holly Lingerbean transforms into a polite milky-fang, type 30.  She walks up to everyone, and has them take a step back.  Tirea, Horns, Steve, and Mazzgo open a bag of candy.  

Ammo Baron.exe: "Stay back, now! Shannon!  She's gonna use the transformation system on you to take you apart into food!"  

Horns tightens his grip on his katana.  Shannon takes a moment to take out her cell phone.  

On her phone: “It's in my purse.  i'm going to eat it.”  

a girl with long shiny hair (vo) pops out of the bag.  Donna and Janus walk over to the cat lady.  The "cat lady" opens her mouth wide.  She says something.  The "cat lady" eats the bag of candy and transform into a pink fuzzy candy floss with glitter eating teeth. 

April: "Okay? Happy Halloween!"  

Ammo Baron.exe, Techno Baron.exe, Twitch, Vinegar and April and their calls and hang up. Happy Harry Houngan (dressed as Dr. Facilier), Jazzmine (dressed as Jessica Rabbit), Dr. Kiln (dressed as William Afton a.k.a. the Purple Guy) and Lockjaw Pooch (dressed as a sheet ghost) come.  

Houngan: "Man there is no connection."

Jazzmine: "i know that."  

Dr. Kiln: "i agree."  

The Bouncer comes, scaring off the sheet ghost.  

Pooch: "What happened to you?"  

And wins, staying up.  There are crowd dances like Cirque De Soleil.  a Guy lands in the middle, literally.  Thunder erupts.  April and the other girls are scrambling.  One guy steps onto the stage, steps on a coaster.  Rocks are flying.  etc.  a map is passed around.  "Sage brush panel" with a timer of how long you have to kill each other to make it.  People get into various dressed areas trying to find stick. 

Lockjaw Pooch: "Yeah, i got your head-tie right here."  

Chaz and a couple of guys are hugging it out.  Chaz starts choking.  Winning.  Pooch does the confetti cannon.  hundreds of confetti bombs rain on everybody.  "

Meanwhile, when Risky Boots, Pirate Master and Holly Lingerbean got home, they see Shantae (dressed as a vampire), Bolo (dressed as a werewolf), Sky (dressed as a witch) and Rottytops (dressed as the Bride of Frankenstein) angry at them.  

Shantae: "Risky Boots, Pirate Master and Holly Lingerbean, we can't believe you three ruined the Halloween party at the Haunted Mansion!"  

Bolo: "You know doing that could get you three in trouble!"  

Sky: "That mansion has been cursed for years!"  

Rotsytops: "You heard right,  because.  The owner of that mansion had sex with her employee in his sombrero while the employee was in a trance.  the employee's ghost was then tied up and locked in a closet."  

At that, Shantae, Bolo, Sky and Rottytops spit at them. Meanwhile at the Haunted Mansion, all the guests are celebrating at the Halloween party and Master Gracey a.k.a. the Ghost Host and the other Happy Haunts are happy when the Halloween Party is back to normal. Ammo Baron.exe and Techno Baron.exe are happy as well as they turned back to Ammo Baron and Techno Baron (still in their Halloween costumes) and hugged happily. Goofer is not happy at all but he just sits in the middle and let’s the two Happy Haunts celebrate.