SHB/Shantae’s Halloween Bash (Alt Version)
It's Halloween in Sequin Land and Lady Frightmare is welcoming several guests to the Sequin Land Halloween Festival.
Lady Frightmare: "Welcome to the Sequin Land Halloween Festival! And Happy Halloween!"
At the festival, Shantae, dressed as Circus Baby from Five Nights at Freddy's: Sister Location, Bolo, dressed as a pirate, Sky, dressed as a Sayaka Miki from Puella Magi Madoka Magica and Rottytops, dressed as a mummy are walking.
Bolo: "Booby's, why are you dressed as a pirate? Because it would feel cool with pirate boots!"
Shantae: "i know, right? This is going to be the best Halloween ever."
Rottytops: "i wonder if they have any brains i can eat."
Sky: "i don't know, it could be all these stupid Viking puns."
Rottytops: "Hey, i was only kidding!"
Shantae: "i wonder if we meet some familiar faces."
They walk passed Giga Mermaid, who is dressed as a sea captain.
Giga Mermaid: "Hey, Shantae! Happy Halloween!"
Shantae: "Same here, Giga Mermaid!"
They walk passed Giga Sharkmaid, dressed as the everloving mermaid, Ichabod Crane.
Giga Sharkmaid: "Stop right there! Halloween is for children!
Shantae: "i knew that. i always wondered if we met before!"
Norman describes a smurf-like being with the head of a horse, a very long nose, and a rather square, five-stool-like body.
Ichabod Crane: "That's the Smurf Princess. She's cursed and everyone hates her except for her own family."
Giga Fishwife says, "Yeah, those guys get up to all sorts of shenanigans."
Smurfette, she's a girl but really she's a troll with a troll face.
Gigi Fishwife: "That's the Smurf Princess. She's cursed and everyone hates her except for her own family."
They walk passed Giga Genie, who is dressed as a nurse. Karen is dressed as an old woman.
Giga Genie: "Hi, Shantae! Happy Halloween!"
Shantae: "You too, Giga Genie!"
"Genie Dance" hockback -- Shantae slams down his shoulder to the ground, groaning, by Giga Genie's side.
They walk passed Giga Nature Genie, who is dressed as a botany professor. Karen is dressed as a sexy cat.
Giga Nature Genie: "Hi, Karen!"
Karen: "You too, Giga Nature Genie!"
The for two's move-in with Giga Fun Genie, who is dressed as a soccer mom.
Karen and Giga Fun Genie: "Happy Halloween!"
Giga Fun Genie: "You too, Giga Fun Genie!"
They walk passed Giga Sweet Genie, who is dressed as a sexy lady of the night.
Shantae: "What? This is Halloween. You're supposed to trick or treat."
Giga Sweet Genie: "Who says trick or treating?"
They walk past Giga Squeeze Genie, who is dressed as a chef. They turn back to face Dr. Frankenstein's Monster.
They walk passed Giga Bat, dressed as Marceline from Adventure Time, Giga Siren, dressed as Adella from The Little Mermaid, Giga Scorpion, dressed as Lucy Heartfilia from Fairy Tale and Giga Ogress, dressed as Tio from Monster Musume. Then, they walk passed Giga Zombie, who is dressed as Rottytops.
Rottytops: "Hey, Giga Zombie! Nice costume!"
Giga Zombie: "Thanks, Rottytops, and a Happy Halloween to you!"
They walk passed Giga Dryad, dressed as Flora from Winx Club, Giga Sand Scorpion, dressed as Yoko Littner from Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, Giga Ghoul, dressed as a nurse, Giga Wight, dressed as a fairy, Giga Wolf, dressed as a princess, Giga Whalemaid, dressed as a chef, Giga Centaur, dressed as a knight, Giga Amazon, dressed as Xena the Warrior Princess, Giga Dridder, dressed as Contessa, Giga Minotaur, dressed as a maid, Giga Whale Sharkmaid, dressed as a policewoman, Giga Elf, dressed as a mystical elf, Giga Blood Elf, dressed as a ancient elf, Giga Lamprey Mermaid, dressed as Madonna, Giga Dark Elf, dressed as a warrior, Giga Kijin, dressed as Shion from That Time i got Reincarnated as a Slime, Giga Angel, dressed as a wingweaver, Giga Succubus, dressed as Morrigan, Giga Phantom, dressed as a samurai, Giga Vampire, dressed as a vampire lady, Giga Lilith, dressed as Albedo from Overlord, Giga Sperm Whalemaid, dressed as a hula dancer, Giga Slime, dressed as a rabbit girl, Giga Mummy, dressed as Cleopatra, Giga Fairy, dressed as a harem dancer, Giga Technogal, dressed as Giga Mermaid, Giga Djinn, dressed as Aladdin's Genie, Giga Troll, dressed as a viking, Giga Goblin, dressed as a barbarian, Giga Tinkerbat, dressed as Shantae, Giga Gargoyle, dressed as a musketeer, Giga Scarecrow, dressed as a cowgirl, and Giga Gigantes, dressed as Giganta from Justice League Unlimited.
Sky: "Wow, those are a lot of Giga Queens."
Rottytops: "Yeah."
Yoshino, dressed as Yuki-Onna, walks passed the group.
Bolo: "Woah, that is a strange costume. Let's hope no one else ruins the festival."
As they get further away, they all chant: "Happy Halloween". Scorch the ground with their headlights. They disappear into the blackness. Liza turns to "Adella". They sit silently. Exhausted. later Liza is still sleeping. Rottytops whispers in Liza's ear. Liza slowly opens her eyes and smiles at her.
They see Holly Lingerbean dressed as a witch walking. Shantae throws a pie at Hypno Baron with a fake axe on his back.
Hypno Baron: "Hey! Who did that?"
They point at Holly Lingerbean.
Holly Lingerbean: "Hmph, what are you looking at?"
Hypno Baron: "i'll skin you alive for this!"
He chases Holly Lingerbean in a Benny Hill way. Shantae, Bolo, Sky and Rottytops laugh at this.
Bolo: (laughs) "Nice prank, no? In that case, you should be charging them."
Fru-Fru, who is dressed as Maleficent, walks passed the four.
Fru-Fru: "Move it! Mistress of Evil comin' through!"
Rottytops: "Yikes! That was creepy!"
Nipsey: "What? Not Hot Toys? i hope nothin' awful happens to them."
Fru-Fru: “move it! mistress of evil” walks behind the guys.
Flittle: “Good luck, guys.”
fru-fru walks up to the full sized Evil Queen head, and pulls a lever. The head’s eyes turn red, her mane of hair turns black, and her wailing thorny thorn scream gets louder and louder.
They see Plague Baron, dressed as scp-049 from scp Containment Unit, Jester Baron, dressed as the Joker from Batman, Ghoul Baron, dressed as a striped werehyena, Zombie Baron, dressed as a Zombie from Plants vs Zombies, Merman Baron, dressed as a pirate, and Genie Baron, dressed as Will from Fresh Prince of Bel Air, walking.
Bolo: "Whoa, you guys are in trouble.
They see Alice dressed as a princess from Alice In Wonderland, and Rory dressed as the titular rabbit from Star Wars:windows. They see Eric dressed as a Ninja from Ninja and Victor. They see Gillo dressed as the Cowboy from Cowboy Bebop, and Harvey dressed as Caesar’s private guard. They see Joker, Black Mask, Scarecrow, Leona, Red Baron, Frankenstein, and God Victor dressed as barbarian. They see Scarecrow dressed as Elmer Fudd, Alfred from The Big Bang Theory, Justin from The Step Up, Bomber from Return of the Jedi, Cloris Leachman, and Dusty from the snlWalk. They see Dottie dressed as Gina from Beverly Hills 90210, Becky from Beverly Hills 90210, and Annie from The Brady Bunch dressed as the victim of Boyz 2 Girlz 2 Go. They see Guy and Silent Bob dressed as Mike Tyson, and Robbie from Robocop and wearing a tuxedo on television. They see Joker, Catwoman, Joker, and the Clown wearing blue suit.
Sam, who is dressed as Belle from Beauty and the Beast, walks by.
Sam: "Hey, Shantae. She’s standing there, so it’s almost at night. Make up and make up! i’m tanning. Hi, sweetie. Be me."
He continues walking around the yard. Kelly, who is dressed as Snow White from Snow White and the Seven Dwarves, walks by and so does Stacy, who is dressed as Princess Jasmine from Aladdin. All of these women are engaged in various activities, performing various acts and making themselves look different than the other women. Pamela is dressed as Jasmine in Jasmine’s Mermaid Boots.
Fortuna, dressed as Rouge from Power Stone, Blossom, dressed as Amalia from Wakfu and Chrona the time Genie, dressed as Thirteen Doctor from Doctor Who, walk down the street and out of the door. Indigo, dressed as a demon, walks by.
Shantae: "Even Indigo must wear one of her costumes."
We pan across the darkened streets to reveal Kyoko, wearing pink dress as Night Fury. The whole neighborhood is in complete darkness except for the moonlight.
Bolo: "And so is the icy baron himself."
Winter Baron, dressed as an ice warlock, appears.
Winter Baron: "Once a year, an ancient evil comes to life. i, the banishment of the moon, will do whatever it takes to keep the darkness at bay. i alone will bring order to an uncivil world, and restore the little light we have left. i, the night moon. Attention! The front door will be open for the beast that preyed on my Night Fury."
We pan across the neighborhood, back toward Bolar the demon lord and his soldiers, now standing in the shadows.
Bolar: "All forms of evil must be destroyed. From here, our army of the undead will invade Moat Town once again. We must go."
Black Baron, dressed as Psycho Mantis from Metal Gear Solid, appears.
Black Baron: "Hey, Shantae, Bolo, Sky and Rottytops i’m in the tunnels, taking readings. i’m in the tunnel, taking readings. You’ll need this. You’ll need this."
Futoria, dressed as Papi the Harpy, Haryen, dressed as Shantae and Aeria, dressed as Sky walk passed them.
Rottytops: "Whoa, even Haryen and Aeria can’t look at all these girls. We went to the ball. we can’t wait to go back again."
Animal Baron, dressed as a butler, appears.
Animal Baron: "Hi, guys, Happy Halloween!" (leaves)
Scarlet Bloodlight (a vampire angel), dressed as a scarlet witch, appears.
Hi
Scarlet Bloodlight: "Hello, guys, Happy Halloween!" (leaves)
Reynaldo, dressed as a werewolf, appears.
Shantae: "Oh, hi, Reynaldo, Happy Halloween!"
Reynaldo: "Same here." (leaves)
Squid Baron, dressed as a mummy, appears holding a teddy bear.
Squid Baron: "Hey, guys! Happy Halloween!" (leaves)
Koopa Troopers, dressed as Beanos, appear.
Koopa Troopers: "Hey, guys! Happy Halloween!" (leaves)
t streetcar yard shaking. t streetcar yard shaking.
Chatao: "Yo, Shanti! Happy Halloween."
Shantae: "Me too!" (leaves)
t costumes flying everywhere. t costume flying everywhere.
Zombie: "Yo, guys! Happy Halloween!"
Animal Baron, Candy Witch, and Bubba Kanga appear.
They see Music Baron, dressed as a prince, flirting with a Naga.
Music Baron: "Hello, my angel, you look slithery, yet so beautiful. Shall i sing a song for you?"
Naga: "Hey! Who are you calling slithery?" (coils around him and throws him into a hay pile)
a crow lands on Music Baron's head and pecks him.
Music Baron: (annoyed) "That hurts."
Lily-Pop, who is dressed as Teto Kasane, appears.
Lily-Pop: "Where's Teto? i heard they got a fortune." [Teto appears] "i think i'd better get out of here." [The crow flies away.]
The Naga changes her tone.
Naga: "That hurts! - What's your reason for--"
Lily-Pop: "Catching you was no easy task. Your sweetie-pie is the cherry on the cake. Sweet Dreams, little lackey."
Yukio appears.
Yukio: "Let's get out of here." [The crow flies away]
lily-pop: You have to go. [Teto appears] i want you to be my queen.
Shantae: "Yeah, even Bran-Son is better at flirting with women."
Bran-Son, dressed as a knight, walks passed the group.
Lily-Pop: "Well, you do make a point. Nice costume by the way."
Shantae: "Same to you, Lily-Pop."
Lily-Pop: "Thanks."
Light Baroness, dressed as an angel, walks past the group.
Howdy Boots, dressed as Bolo, arrives, much to Bolo's surprise.
Howdy Boots: "What's going on?"
Bolo: "Whoa, even Howdy Boots is dressed as me?"
Howdy Boots: "And you're dressed as a pirate, isn't that weird?"
Bolo turns around and spots the King of Pirates.
Aradia, dressed as Alice from Alice in Wonderland, and Brian, dressed as a samurai, arrive.
Aradia: "Hey, guys, do you know where Darcio is?"
Brian: "Yeah, he was supposed meet us here."
Darcio (off-screen): "Did someone say my name?"
Darcio, dressed as a vampire, approaches the two, having heard what they said.
Darcio: "Brothers, sorry to meet you."
Aradia: "Yes, that's Darcio. i'm Aradia."
Darcio (off-screen), hugs Aradia.
Darcio, over his shoulder: "That's my girlfriend, Anna." "She's a big admirer of yours."
the same vampire, who kissed a girl named Anna, (who's also Darcio's mother, actually), turns and looks back at Darcio and Anna.
Darcio: "Remember when i beat Ammo Baron at a pumpkin carving contest?"
Shantae: "Yeah, why?"
Darcio: "Well, he told me that he's going as a ghost for Halloween, so."
Ammo Baron, wearing a white bedsheet over his head with an eye hole on it to make him look like a sheet ghost, angrily comes as Darcio snickers.
Darcio: "Hey, ammo head, you look much better with that sheet over your head!" (laughs)
Shantae, Bolo, Sky, Rottytops, Aradia, Brian, Howdy Boots and Lily-Pop chuckle as well as Ammo Baron glares at Darcio.
Ammo Baron: (growls) "retarded!"
Suddenly, a loud noise is heard. The monsters begin to clap in unison. (the monsters laugh) Twitch and Vinegar, dressed as bandits, come to Ammo Baron.
Vinegar: "Hey, boss, what's wrong? It's Halloween."
Twitch: "Yeah, why are you feeling blue?"
Ammo Baron: "Because that half-genie boy beat me at a pumpkin carving contest and made me wear this stupid bedsheet over my head while i'm dressed as a ghost. At least no one i know is here to see me like this."
Techno Baron, dressed as a mad scientist with fake blood all over him and holding a fake chainsaw, appears and laughs at Ammo Baron.
Techno Baron: "Nice costume! You look like a sheet ghost!"
Ammo Baron: "Cut it out, Techno-Baron!"
Techno Baron: "Cut the ghost, and go home!"
Ammo Baron: "Nope. i'm not going home. i'm staying here all day. And night. And night and night and night."
Suddenly, a beam of light suddenly ignites above. Twitch and Vinegar slightly turn and are shocked by the intense beam of light. Ammo Baron's corpse still stands at the top of the coffin, clapping. April, dressed as a cat, appears next to Techno Baron.
April: "Hey, boss. What did i miss?"
April: "Go on. See what comes of it."
Pause. He pulls a "Kung Fu Panda" shadow throwing ball out of his pocket. He places the ball in front of the moon and pushes a button. a massive lightpunk "shadow ray" shoots out, shoots to the moon and travels to the ground. Then. deadpool's head appears out of the shadow, looking mean. Deadpool looks at April. April eyes grow wide. Deadpool pulls the needle from her throat.
Deadpool: "You wanna punch him, or run? It doesn't matter."
Deadpool: "i don't want to fight back. Too dangerous. They'd put me in the hospital."
An explosion blasts from the blackness. Deadpool flies up into the air, vanishes, then reappears next to April, as a rapid passing cloud bank. Deadpool grabs the Moon. He pulls a lever. a very loud, whoosh sound of a nuclear explosion.
April: "Oh, no."
Pan to the young couple, then down to the fissured ground. a massive drenching rain begins to fall on them.
April: "What the. what is it? Won't they bring the ocean. to our rescue? That would give us every possible- anything we need."
Shantae: "By the way, Darcio, how long does Ammo Baron have to wear the sheet?"
Darcio: "For the rest of the night or until i say a bad word."
Shantae: "Now, what if he digs his grave instead? "
Suddenly, the commotion stops. We pan slowly over to the area where they were stood. There is now no one. Nagel sits on the edge of the grave with a few of the men, while the rest disperse. Darcio walks over to the grave. Looks at Nagel. Nagel acknowledges his doom and climbs down. Darcio gives him a hug, but he is all business.
Rottytops: "Hey, Darcio, trick-or-treat! May i eat your-"
Darcio turns from his sister. Jack is caught by surprise, stops cold. He remains motionless, making his eyes wide and tongues contract: he suddenly realizes that Darcio is actually talking to someone behind him. But all he gets done is goose-step into a duck hole. Jack zips up his pants and lifts up his shorts, ducking into the Great Hall.
Rottytops: "Oh, nevermind. Hehe."
Darcio: "Yeah, nevermind. That's what i thought."
Brian: "So, how about so games?"
Howdy Boots: "Good idea! Let's go!"
Shantae, Bolo, Sky, Rottytops, Darcio, Aradia, Brian, Howdy Boots and Lily-Pop went to play games at the festival. They played Whac-a-Mole, Ring Toss, Duck Tank, Balloon And Pond, Skeeball, Bingo and Ring the Bell and get prizes. Meanwhile, Ammo Baron is trying tuffles with Lloyd.
Dinosaurs & Dragons: "Okay, would you like some chocolate dip?"
Ghost Baron, wearing a hockey mask and holding a fake machete, comes to Ammo Baron.
Ghost Baron: "You know your costume is nothing but a white bedsheet, right?"
Ammo Baron: "It was all Darcio's fault!"
Ghost Baron: "Darcio has been getting frustrated over the past few weeks."
Lady Frightmare runs.
Lady Frightmare: "Run for your lives! Risky Boots and Hat, run you too, for they will indeed run you down!"
Risky Boots and Hat follow her, but they do not run so well. From his hiding place, Jack points to the boots and hat. Jack does not shout, but the dog barks.
Lady Frightmare: "Risky Boots is back and she's here to destroy the Sequin Land Halloween Festival!"
Shantae: "What?! Risky Boots?! This can't be good!"
Ghost Baron: "What is she doing here? She must have brought a bit of trouble for the crazed spectre to appear at such a point in the festival." Shantae and Rascal run back to their hide-holes. Shantae does not yell.
Lady Frightmare: "But Risky doesn't, Ghost Baron! Unless we do something about it, she's gonna destroy the festival and ruin Halloween!"
Darcio: "Ruin Halloween?! Not if i can help it! Ret-4-Action!"
Shantae: "i can't let Risky Boots ruin Halloween! Ret-2-Go!"
Lilly: "But what's the point of a six pack if it's not fun?"
Dino Drops: "We can't have the delectable Funfest without the delectable Fun!"
Dinosaurus: "Anyooooou, any-ooooou!"
Laserpull: "But what's fun without the mea: "Anyooooou, any-ooooou!"
Laserpull: "But what's fun without the means to get it started?"
Macroy: "We take off our capes and gain super-powers to save Halloween!"
Jester: "Way ta go, everyone. You're the luckiest dads on halloween!"
Disco opens his mouth and sticks his tongue out. The Disco Bay Ball breaks free from the rock, falls, and lands in the Disco balls mine. The Fright furs go flying off and they scatter. They stop when they see that the Straw Hat man's had his face ripped off, but doesn't fall. They run.
Pop: "i'm right behind you! Ret-2-Dance!"
Risky Boots and the Sandlot Kid appear, dodging the balls as they sprint in different directions.
Risky Boots: "So, this is the Sequin Land Halloween Festival, eh? Makes me sick! i hate Halloween. i hate all that creepy, lame lingo. i hate that it's over. That we're now officially October, the witching season! At least they should get rid of the masks. they're just lame! At least they should let us wear regular clothes. they're just even more lame!"
Heidi's car pulls up alongside them. avery gets out of the passenger side. He is holding a pillowcase full of dirt. Heidi rolls down the window.
Fru-Fru angrily comes as her Tinkerbandits, dressed as Maleficent's goons appear.
Fru-Fru: "Now see here, ya'll dirty pirate! You are not welcome here and i have my Tinkerbandits with me, so i strongly urge you to git.git!" (The pirates cower and run away.) "And mayonnaise, it's true, is a tasty treat, but."
Fru-Fru and her Tinkerbandits walk away. The other Fairy Queens follow.
Risky Boots: (sarcastic) "Oh, i'm so frightened of an old hag!"
Fru-Fru tries to run in front of the goons, but.
Oskari: (scarier) "Oh, Fru-Fru will remind me of that some day."
Fru-Fru is chastised by the Queen. And mayonnaise is better for your pipes. Fairy Queen, looking troubled, walks away. Puss and Mabel follow her. Then Marceau comes running after her with whipped cream. The squeal of horses in the distance turns Marceau to stone. Mabel dashes after him.
Shantae: "Trick-or-treat, Risky!"
Risky Boots: "Ugh! That genie brat's nuts!"
Twister: "i love a prank!"
Big Fish: "i like you! i want to throw you my bonnet!"
Ducktales: "Risky wasp, i hope i sleep with you tomorrow!"
Zombified Twister: "Let's give you a call!"
Jiminy Cricket: "Trick-or-treat, kids!"
Gru: "That's the scariest house at Halloween. What are we supposed to do, eat candy or put on make-up?"
Furry Touch: "Harps! We're hunting em with nets and tranquilizers."
Lucy: "i don't want to be a stalker, but i'll be walking by on Halloween and that kid with the pitted skin is going to scared me off."
Risky Boots: "That kid can't be a stalker!"
They rock! They win! They laugh! They fall in love! When!
Billy walks by and squeezes Lucy's hand. "Hey Kid!"
Darcio: "No thanks, i've already got one!" (turns into a chum)
Nicki: "Those creeps had us dancing together!"
Emmett: "You could at least sit in the front seat."
Billy: "Hey, Fatty! Can i ask you a little favor? You don't have to be bored to be scared."
Emmett: "Listen, i know you don't like me that much, but i'd like to take a week off and--"
Billy: "Okay, a week off! For the frighten- out!"
Emmett: "Thank you, Billy For everybody!"
After. The gang smiles. a wicked-looking Moe enters.
Lucy: "Moe, what are you doing here?"
Moe: raises an eyebrow.
Moe: "Moe" like him with a "moe" painted on his forehead.
Billy: "Dad, you've got to come to the Haunted House!"
Lucy: "Let's go, Moe. We need to see that. In my place."
With Maud. (in Brian's place). One looks hard at the pumpkin action.
Billy: "Is this one of your movies? i'm so excited!
Brian gets on the bouncing music box.
Lucy: "It's really an adult movie. Take my car. We'll meet you at the house. Take this."
The hand holds a gift box containing a christmas gift.
Moe: "Let's get out of here, real quick. That clown scared you so.
Moe: "i got something i want to say. Now, leave it on the chair!"
Lucy: "Come on. Moe. Let's get out of here."
Moe hangs up.
Briefly, Lucy: "Moe, i think i'll get one of my lines on the next installment of Monk. Can we go in tomorrow and take care of Lucy before the horror rolls in?"
Ghost Baron: (laughs) "Looks like someone's got a bad case of the battys! i guess you don't know how to defeat a pira-"
a Tinkerbat fires a cannon at Ghost Baron and out came a ball of Shadow Lilies that knocked him out, then hovers just feet from him, trying to hit him with a gooey mouse, hair spraying. Suddenly kara maurice gives a scream, a bat blade thrusts out, causing kara maurice to fall down backwards, a beautiful purple butterfly swoops through the air and lands on Ghost Baron's head. Back to normal, bounce that hurt? As the Witchdoctor looks on in stunned horror, kara maurice wakes up with a start.
Ghost Baron: "Shadow Lilies?!" (sneezes) "Oh, come on!" (sneezes) "Curse my allergies!" (sneezes again)
Lily-Pop: "Hey! Pick on someone your own size!" (turns into a small Girl Scout)
They have a little kids station in their honor.
Risky Boots: "Why you little!" (to her Tinkerbats) "Don't just stand there! Fire!"
The Tinkerbats fire a cannonball at Lily-Pop, who reverted back to normal and rejoined Lily-Pop.
Music Baron: "You too, Lily-Pop?"
Lily-Pop: "Get a load of me."
Tom in the bar: "Amen."
Amanda enters. Ben goes to his cabinet, opens it.
Twitch: "Let's stop Risky Boots!"
Vinegar: "Yeah, she'll never get away with this!"
Twitch and Vinegar run. Music Baron sees Ammo Baron walking away.
Music Baron: "Ammo Baron? Is that you under that bedsheet?"
Ammo Baron: "You've already got the go-cart! Wait! i should have this laid out, don't you have a cart over there!"
Ammo Baron screams and hides in the corn maze.
Ammo Baron: "i should be safe in here."
He hears Twitch and Vinegar's screams.
Ammo Baron: "What the?"
Twitch and Vinegar land on Ammo Baron.
Vinegar: "Sorry we failed to defeat Risky Boots, boss."
Twitch: "Yeah, we didn't have a ghost to give. If you're ready, boss."
Amanda enters, awkward.
Ammo Baron sighs in embarrassment. Back with Shantae and Lady Frightmare.
Lady Frightmare: "Shantae, i now know the story. You also took on the Crimeless Castle, after they held a celebration for you. And, the Punk-Slave Lord, almost crushed your gear-casing. The feeling is.intense."
Shantae: "Great idea, Lady Frightmare. Let's do it!"
Risky Boots: "Don't get too cocky, half-genies! Wrap it up. Watch your step. Too much of this will get everyone killed."
Once again, a new arc of light through the two galaxies. It ends abruptly, the light, all or nothing, thunders back through the first galaxy into the second galaxy, crushing the Fright Makers. Our group stares in shock at what just happened.
Risky Boots: "What are you implying?"
Lady Frightmare: "Halloween is an awesome holiday and if you don't see it, then you are a dirty, cruel, arrogant, bad-tempered witch!"
Risky Boots: "Alright, i'll see you in the new, 'Dracula Lives' world!"
Dracula flies at Quasimodo, who moves away from him. This leaves Vlad's guards to pick up the Ruby. Vlad realizes he's lost them and scans the crowd. His eyes land on the back of the Prince he humiliated earlier. Vlad stares in disbelief. The Prince gives Vlad a confident nod. Vlad nods back. Blackwood steps forward from the crowd with a silver key. Shantae pushes the button and Risky Boots and her Tinkerbats get blasted out of the festival.
Shantae: "Bye, Risky! Happy Halloween!"
Once they've left. Vlad reaches into his cloak and grabs the stone, a look of horror on his face. Vlad puts a finger to his mouth. Shhh! Vlad studies the stone in his hand.
Back at the Sequin Land Halloween Festival, the guests cheered at Shantae and Lady Frightmare's teamwork and heroism.
Sky: "That was amazing!"
Bolo: "You two rock!"
Rottytops: "Yeah!"
Lily-Pop: "Way to go, Shantae and Lady Frightmare!"
Shantae: (smiles) "Thanks, guys!"
Lady Frightmare: "Yeah, we saved Halloween."
Ghost Baron: "Hey!" (sneezes) "What about." (sneezes) ".me?!" (sneezes)
Lady Frightmare: "Oh yeah." (takes the Shadow Lilies and throws them aside) "There! You're welcome!"
Ghost Baron: "Okay." (floats away)
Darcio: "It's good that you two saved Halloween, but at least i beat Ammo Baron at a pumpkin carving contest and it looks like he'll be wearing that sheet for the rest of the night!" (laughs snarkily and walks off, then stubs his foot on a rock and screams) "yeeeeeooooow! My dolphin chirp foot!"
Lily-Pop: "That's not funny." (turns to the Sequin Land pirate crew and goes into a goo-goo-goo-goo dance)
Darcio: "i said a bad word. i guess this means Ammo gets to take the sheet off early." (laughs sheepishly)
Ammo Baron comes to Darcio from behind, takes the sheet off of him to reveal a long Bowie knife.
Ammo Baron: (whispers into Darcio's ear and taps his shoulder) "Oh, Darcio." (chuckles evilly) "Guess who."
Darcio: "Huh?" (turns around)
Ammo Baron: "boo! Mystery Pimp."
Three,shot: Lance and Claude shoot at the gun barrel in rapid succession. Mystery Pimp gets a shot off as well. Mystery Pimp collapses. Darcio tosses his cape to Chance. Then takes off his cape and puts it around his shoulders. The Gang runs past him.
Darcio: (screams) "aaaaah!" (trips over a pumpkin and falls) "Seriously?"
Ammo Baron: "That's right! i got you! You got me!"
Joey stomps out of the coffee shop as a white man turns to see Joey.
Darcio: "At least things can't get any worse."
Shantae turns into a cyclone of her hair and hair color. She shimmies and falls, falling out of the theater. All of the doors shut.
Darcio and Ammo Baron: "Huh?"
Shantae then transform into a shark (big breasted, monster) while she hugs the steps. The librarian looks down on the two of them.
Darcio and Ammo Baron: (scream) "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!" (run away)
Shantae reverts back to normal and laughs as everyone else laughs as well.
Lady Frightmare: "Great trick Shantae. Why didn't you ever tell anyone?"
Shantae: "i like being the bad guy".
Lady Frightmare: "Hmm, really? You think that this is a way to treat your friends?"
Lady Frightmare gestures to the theater kids.
Lady Frightmare laughs: "hah! You hear me, kids! a few days with a nightmare and now you see what a bad bad guy i can be!"
Adult Shuto Kyo: "Wait, you mean a nightmare can be a bad guy too?"
Lady Frightmare laughs and waves at the theater kids, each with a scary scary-looking action figure. Three subway kiosks open, and two thugs enter and carry out two figures with gun laces.
Lady Frightmare steps outside, and yells to them: "Hey! Cops! You have the wrong girl!"
When she looks back, her hair and skin are back to normal. She snarls and waves to the kiosks, and to all the kids. The thugs stop at the kiosks.
Shantae: "Anything to make sure we have a happy Halloween!" (winks)
Shantae and her friends have fun at the Sequin Land Halloween Festival while Holly Lingerbean is still being chased by Hypno Baron's Dark Bi-Metal Band.
Comments
Post a Comment