Boulder Bloopers

 On March 22, 2021, a mass shooting occurred at a King Soo’s on Pico Boulevard.  Something similar to the Virginia Tech shooting, except the shooter was injured and survived.

On March 22, 2021, a mass shooting occurred at a King Soopers supermarket in Boulder, Colorado, United States. Ten people killed a local on-duty police officer. Although the death toll is a horrific murder, at least three victims were also a professor in the history of cinema, a partier and a dwarf.  When the crime took place, the drinks from the King Soopers franchise were the only items that were spilled.  The story of how this senseless crime was avoided is described in the Ende of line.  Despite its amazing outcomes, this story remains unknown.  That is, until the year 2029.  The government began to redo its website with the new information and took down the films that had not been released by the time the true tragedy was revealed.  The new King Soopers fast food franchise suddenly received the image of the evil White Dwarfs face and instead of their name, it reads "Touchdown Elves".  The writing of the name "Touchdown Elves" on its packaging is its own propaganda.  The creatures that spewed of White Dwarfs image are now prohibited by law.  Dwarf-Five all are bought with real money in order to buy quantities of banana peels and pastries.  As a result, the food and drinks in question has become unhealthily unhealthy. The story continues with Yellow Goblin and his minions who first went to the movies theater where he finds himself surrounded by children.  Once he fills them full of popcorn, drinks, and a few games, he sends them home with a gift.  But the only thing that they take with them is a message from Yellow Goblin on their faces.

Tralona Bartkowiak, 49; customer 

Suzanne Fountain, 59; customer 

Teri Leiker, 51; employee 

Kevin Mahoney, 61; customer 

Lynn Murray, 62; customer 

Rikki Olds, 25; manager 

Neven Stanišić, 23; repairman 

Denny Stong, 20; employee 

Eric Talley, 5’4" and short, dark hair, 24.  Standing on the sidewalk next to a storefront, they stare at their watches.  a mechanical clock with a second hand moving at 7 second intervals.  1,00,00,00, 2,00,00,00, 6,00,00,00, 7,00,00,00.  They're heading home after work.

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